Are You Zombie Fighting Material?
I made this poll for no particular reason other than I am obsessed with zombies. You may not agree with my answers but these are based on my theories and beliefs so suck it up. Basically this test will tell you whether or not you will be able to survive the upcoming zombie apocalypse. Just because you pass my test doesn’t necessarily mean you’re going to survive, it just means you have a higher chance of survival than most. Please be honest when you answer these questions in order to get accurate results. The quiz is 25 questions long and Read moreI give you a maximum of 15 minutes to take the quiz. Every time you take the test the questions will be in a different order. Good luck bishes!
- 1.
Do you require pills on a regular basis? This doesn't include pills for discomfort, pain, or temporary pills.
- A.
No
- B.
On a daily basis
- C.
On a weekly basis
- D.
On a monthly basis
Correct Answer
A. NoExplanation
Pills put you at a disadvantage because if you lose them or run out you won't be able to get more.Rate this question:
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- 2.
Do you have asthma?
- A.
Yes
- B.
No
Correct Answer
B. NoExplanation
Asthma is a major handicap because you need regular mediation. Not to mention that you can't run very far.Rate this question:
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- 3.
Do you have diabetes?
- A.
Type 1 Diabetes
- B.
Type 2 Diabetes
- C.
Nope
Correct Answer
C. NopeExplanation
If you're trying to fight zombies and have diabetes you are seriously fucked. You need regular medication and special treatment. Might as well kill yoiurself before it even starts.Rate this question:
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- 4.
Do you wear contacts? Permanent contacts don't count.
- A.
Yes
- B.
No
Correct Answer
B. NoExplanation
Contacts need lots of care and are very delicate. Of course bad contacts don't effect some people but they still put you at a disadvantage, especially if you lose one or both.Rate this question:
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- 5.
Do you wear glasses? Reading glasses don't count.
- A.
Yes
- B.
No
Correct Answer
B. NoExplanation
Glasses aren't as bad as contacts because they can be fixed and cleaned and don't require as much care but there is always the possibility that you might lose them or break them beyond the point of repair.Rate this question:
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- 6.
Are you overweight?
- A.
Yes
- B.
No
Correct Answer
B. NoExplanation
If you are overweight you are slower than most people and consume more food than most people. Of course athletes or very active people also consume a lot of food but they are more fit.Rate this question:
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- 7.
Does blood effect you in a negative way?
- A.
It excites me
- B.
It makes me queasy
- C.
It makes me faint
- D.
No but gore does
- E.
No
Correct Answer
E. NoExplanation
Zombies = a shit load of blood and gore.
And if blood excites you then you need to see a doctor.Rate this question:
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- 8.
Which of these is the best type of firearm to use against zombies?
- A.
Automatic Assault Rifle
- B.
Tactical Shotgun
- C.
Semi-automatic Sniper Rifle
- D.
Flamethrower
- E.
High Powered Minigun
Correct Answer
A. Automatic Assault RifleExplanation
1. Automatic Assault Rifles (for the most part) are high powered, light weight, and can take out loads of zombies at a time.
2. Tactical Shotguns have very little ammo, take forever to reload, and are only good at close range.
3. Semi-automatic Snipers require you to be at a distance and can only take out one zombie at a time.
4.Flamethrowers shoot out fire right. Well only severe head trauma or decapitation will kill a zombie, not fire
5. Where the fuck are you gonna find a minigunRate this question:
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- 9.
Do you own a firearm or multiple firearms?
- A.
Yes
- B.
No
- C.
For hunting purposes
- D.
For decorative purposes
Correct Answer
A. YesExplanation
You're obviously gonna need a gun in order to fight zombies, and a hunting gun doesn't count.Rate this question:
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- 10.
Have you ever had licensed firearm training?
- A.
Yes
- B.
No
Correct Answer
A. YesExplanation
You have a gun, now you need to know how to shoot the fuckin thing.Rate this question:
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- 11.
Which of these is the best melee weapon to use against zombies?
- A.
Chainsaw
- B.
Baseball Bat
- C.
Crowbar
- D.
Sledge Hammer
- E.
None of the above
Correct Answer
C. CrowbarExplanation
A crowbar is good for bashing and stabbing, not to mention that its useful for breaking things or prying things open. Baseball bats and sledge hammers take too long to swing. Chainsaws are loud, require fuel, and can jam sometimes.Rate this question:
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- 12.
Which of these is the best melee weapon to use against zombies?
- A.
Katana
- B.
Wiimote
- C.
Machete
- D.
Fire Extinguisher
- E.
None of these
Correct Answer
E. None of theseExplanation
Sadly none of these would be very effective against zombies. Katanas reequire skill and most of them are fake. Wiimotes were meant to be a joke. A machete might work but you need to chop their heard off or lodge it in their skull, in which case it might get stuck. A fire extinguisher can explode, not good.Rate this question:
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- 13.
Which of these is the best type of vehicle to use to escape from zombies?
- A.
Truck
- B.
SUV
- C.
Jeep
- D.
Lamborghini
- E.
Hummer
Correct Answer
B. SUVExplanation
Trucks will work but they don't have as much inside space or as good of gas millage as an SUV. Jeeps and hummers have shitty gas millage while a Lamborghini is only good on concrete. SUVs have OK gas millage, lots of inside room, plus a lot of useful accessories.Rate this question:
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- 14.
Which of these is the best type of boat to use to escape from zombies? Assuming the zombies can swim of course.
- A.
Paddle Boat
- B.
Small fishing boat
- C.
Sail Boat
- D.
Yacht
- E.
Inflatable Raft
Correct Answer
B. Small fishing boatExplanation
Fishing boats are good because they ca be paddled and have a motor plus you can fit a decent amount of supplies on it, good if you need to hide out on a lake. Yachts are way to big, paddle boats will wear you out eventually and don't go very fast, same with rafts which also can't hold very many supplies, and a sail boat might work unless there is no wind or too much wind.Rate this question:
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- 15.
Which of these is the best place to hide/fortify during a zombie invasion?
- A.
Wal-Mart
- B.
Hospital
- C.
Mall
- D.
Aiirport
- E.
None of these
Correct Answer
E. None of theseExplanation
You're gonna have hundreds and hundreds of people running to all of these places and they'll all be fighting to get supplies and to get to safety. All of these places are really bad choices because you want a safe place with as little people as possible. Plus a hospital is where all the infected people are going to go not to mention disease.Rate this question:
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- 16.
Which of these is the best place to hide/fortify during a zombie invasion?
- A.
Apartment Building
- B.
Woods
- C.
Mountains
- D.
Gas Station
- E.
None of these
Correct Answer
A. Apartment BuildingExplanation
Apartment buildings are filled with food, water, and other necessary supplies, not to mention phones, TVs, and radios. You could even go on the roof or in the basement and hideout. Of course there's always the possibility that there are some infected in there but they can be taken care of.
Woods and mountains are outside and provide no shelter or cover. Mountains might be OK for a while but not for more than a few days.
A Gas station isn't protected. It's a good place to get supplies but not a good place to hide out. It's covered in glass that can easily be broken through (unless its lined with bars) but you're gonna have loads of people coming there for supplies.Rate this question:
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- 17.
Which of these is the best type of food to bring with you?
- A.
Ramen noodles
- B.
Eggs
- C.
Canned Beans
- D.
Bread
- E.
Beef Jerky
Correct Answer
B. EggsExplanation
I know this one is supprising but here is why...
Ramen noodles have almost no nutrition and even though they use water as an ingredient it will dehydrate you very fast.
Canned beans will work but they are very heavy.
Bread is good but it will get moldy really fast unless you're careful.
Beef Jerky has very little nutritional value and dehydrates you.
Eggs can be boiled and kept in the shell which keeps them edible much longer than normal. Not to mention the fact that they give you a lot of required nutrition.
I'm sure you could make the other choices work but eggs are the safest choice. Of course you're going to have other sources of food but this is just if you had only one of these.Rate this question:
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- 18.
2How fast is the average zombie?
- A.
Faster than a human
- B.
As fast as a human
- C.
Slower than a human
- D.
They walk
Correct Answer
B. As fast as a humanExplanation
Zombies are still human, just kind of dead and they eat people. And they aren't as smart and they go "BWAAAAA!!!"Rate this question:
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- 19.
5How strong is the average zombie?
- A.
Stronger than a human
- B.
As strong as a human
- C.
Weaker than a human
- D.
Weak as fuck
Correct Answer
B. As strong as a humanExplanation
Zombies are still human, just kind of dead and they eat people. And they aren't as smart and they go "BWAAAAA!!!"Rate this question:
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- 20.
How good is a zombies sense of smell?
- A.
Like a dogs
- B.
Very acute
- C.
Like a humans
- D.
Cleptophemic
- E.
They're deaf
Correct Answer
B. Very acuteExplanation
A zombies sense of smell isn't quite like a dogs but it's still better than a humans, that's how they are able to find you so fast. And cleptophemic isn't even a word.Rate this question:
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- 21.
How good is a zombies sense of sight?
- A.
Like a hawks
- B.
Very acute
- C.
Like a humans
- D.
Blurry
- E.
They're blind
Correct Answer
C. Like a humansExplanation
Zombies are still human, just kind of dead and they eat people. And they aren't as smart and they go "BWAAAAA!!!"Rate this question:
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- 22.
How good is a zombies sense of touch?
- A.
Very sensitive
- B.
Due to cell deterioration they can only feel heat
- C.
Like a humans
- D.
They're really good at raping
- E.
They can't feel
Correct Answer
E. They can't feelExplanation
They don't have the same kind of brain, it's only able to move the zombie. It's able to make them think a little but not much. The zombie brain doesn't allow the zombie to feel anything.Rate this question:
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- 23.
Fill in the blank, no capitalization or punctuation..."The only thing that will actually rekill the undead is severe trauma to the ______ or decapitation. Otherwise they will still be able to come at you."
Correct Answer
head
brainExplanation
Severe trauma to the head or decapitation is the only way to rekill the undead. This is because the brain is the central organ that controls bodily functions, including movement. By damaging the head or removing it completely, the brain is also destroyed, rendering the undead unable to continue pursuing or attacking.Rate this question:
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Are you the leader type?
- A.
Yes
- B.
No
- C.
Maybe so
Correct Answer
A. YesExplanation
The given answer suggests that the person is indeed the leader type. This implies that they possess qualities and traits that are typically associated with leadership, such as confidence, assertiveness, and the ability to take charge. They are likely comfortable with making decisions, taking responsibility, and guiding others towards a common goal.Rate this question:
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- 25.
Is Corey White a douche bag?
- A.
Yes
- B.
No
Correct Answer
A. YesExplanation
While I'm making this quiz I'm sitting in my math class next to this kid named Corey White. This is just a random question I decided to throw in.Rate this question:
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