Are You Zombie Fighting Material?
I made this poll for no particular reason other than I am obsessed with zombies. You may not agree with my answers but these are based on my theories and beliefs so suck it up. Basically this test will tell you whether or not you will be able to survive the upcoming zombie apocalypse. Just because you pass my test doesn’t necessarily mean you’re going to survive, it just means you have a higher chance of survival than most. Please be honest when you answer these questions in order to get accurate results. The quiz is 25 questions long and I give you a maximum of 15 minutes to take the quiz. Every time you take the test the questions will be in a different order. Good luck bishes!
- 1.Do you require pills on a regular basis? This doesn't include pills for discomfort, pain, or temporary pills.
- A.
No
- B.
On a daily basis
- C.
On a weekly basis
- D.
On a monthly basis
- 2.Do you have asthma?
- A.
Yes
- B.
No
- 3.Do you have diabetes?
- A.
Type 1 Diabetes
- B.
Type 2 Diabetes
- C.
Nope
- 4.Do you wear contacts? Permanent contacts don't count.
- A.
Yes
- B.
No
- 5.Do you wear glasses? Reading glasses don't count.
- A.
Yes
- B.
No
- 6.Are you overweight?
- A.
Yes
- B.
No
- 7.Does blood effect you in a negative way?
- A.
It excites me
- B.
It makes me queasy
- C.
It makes me faint
- D.
No but gore does
- E.
No
- 8.Which of these is the best type of firearm to use against zombies?
- A.
Automatic Assault Rifle
- B.
Tactical Shotgun
- C.
Semi-automatic Sniper Rifle
- D.
Flamethrower
- E.
High Powered Minigun
- 9.Do you own a firearm or multiple firearms?
- A.
Yes
- B.
No
- C.
For hunting purposes
- D.
For decorative purposes
- 10.Have you ever had licensed firearm training?
- A.
Yes
- B.
No
- 11.Which of these is the best melee weapon to use against zombies?
- A.
Chainsaw
- B.
Baseball Bat
- C.
Crowbar
- D.
Sledge Hammer
- E.
None of the above
- 12.Which of these is the best melee weapon to use against zombies?
- A.
Katana
- B.
Wiimote
- C.
Machete
- D.
Fire Extinguisher
- E.
None of these
- 13.Which of these is the best type of vehicle to use to escape from zombies?
- A.
Truck
- B.
SUV
- C.
Jeep
- D.
Lamborghini
- E.
Hummer
- 14.Which of these is the best type of boat to use to escape from zombies? Assuming the zombies can swim of course.
- A.
Paddle Boat
- B.
Small fishing boat
- C.
Sail Boat
- D.
Yacht
- E.
Inflatable Raft
- 15.Which of these is the best place to hide/fortify during a zombie invasion?
- A.
Wal-Mart
- B.
Hospital
- C.
Mall
- D.
Aiirport
- E.
None of these
- 16.Which of these is the best place to hide/fortify during a zombie invasion?
- A.
Apartment Building
- B.
Woods
- C.
Mountains
- D.
Gas Station
- E.
None of these
- 17.Which of these is the best type of food to bring with you?
- A.
Ramen noodles
- B.
Eggs
- C.
Canned Beans
- D.
Bread
- E.
Beef Jerky
- 18.2How fast is the average zombie?
- A.
Faster than a human
- B.
As fast as a human
- C.
Slower than a human
- D.
They walk
- 19.5How strong is the average zombie?
- A.
Stronger than a human
- B.
As strong as a human
- C.
Weaker than a human
- D.
Weak as fuck
- 20.How good is a zombies sense of smell?
- A.
Like a dogs
- B.
Very acute
- C.
Like a humans
- D.
Cleptophemic
- E.
They're deaf
- 21.How good is a zombies sense of sight?
- A.
Like a hawks
- B.
Very acute
- C.
Like a humans
- D.
Blurry
- E.
They're blind
- 22.How good is a zombies sense of touch?
- A.
Very sensitive
- B.
Due to cell deterioration they can only feel heat
- C.
Like a humans
- D.
They're really good at raping
- E.
They can't feel
- 23.Fill in the blank, no capitalization or punctuation..."The only thing that will actually rekill the undead is severe trauma to the ______ or decapitation. Otherwise they will still be able to come at you."
- 24.Are you the leader type?
- A.
Yes
- B.
No
- C.
Maybe so
- 25.Is Corey White a douche bag?
- A.
Yes
- B.
No
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