Yes: His word choice is just so...dreamy!
No: I only struggle through him for the sake of my English grade.
Yes: I can't stand it when people write like that! I don't even know what half the acronyms MEAN!
No: wut do u mean? thers sumthin els?
Yes: I always speak this way.
No: I speak like a normal person, I don't want to sound like a weirdo, Weirdo!
Yes: It gets so ANNOYING sometimes!
No: I have to ask OTHER people to do that.
Yes: What else would I do?
No: I actually have a life.
Yes: I turn editing into an art form.
No: Eh, editing is not really my thing.
Yes: I use them frequently.
No: Definition, plz?
Yes: I'm more user friendly than Merriam-Webster's.
No: They're more likely to know the word than I am.
Yes: I do that at night instead of counting sheep.
No: "Quirks"? I don't understand the rules of grammar, period!
Yes: It's starting to bug me...I mean, what's the point of peer editing if they can't actually EDIT my papers?
No: They make my papers bleed... TT~TT
Yes: Normally, they're pretty good reads.
No: The only reccomendation I get from the teacher is to "read more".
Yes: There should be periods, question marks, exclamation points, colons, SOMETHING!!!
No: There's no periods? I hadn't noticed.
Yes: Well, what did they expect?
No: I either liked it or I didn't, there's nothing else to it.
Yes: How did you know?
Yes: But I don't really care about using "you's" and all that.
No: Why would I want to write a novel? Writing for English class is bad enough!
Yes: That's why I don't text.
No: How is that even possible?!
Yes: I'm regional champion, thank you very much!
No: Spell Check is my freind.
Yes: I have a whole wall devoted to my certificates.
No: Does that A- I got back in third grade count?
Yes: All great authors do this.
No: That's a waste of room in my (man) purse.
Yes: Who doesn't?
No: I don't read.