Are You A True American?

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America Quizzes & Trivia

When you think about a typical American there are a lot of features and behavior that is common among them all. Do you consider yourself to be a true American? Take up the quiz below and see if you are in the same class as most of them. Have fun!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Do you like fast food (more importantly, McDonalds)?
    • A. 

      No way, fast food is gross and bad for your health!

    • B. 

      Fast food is fine a couple times a week.

    • C. 

      Fast food is great, just not too much!

    • D. 

      Hell yeah, I eat fast food everyday and I'm proud of it!

  • 2. 
    Are you fat or overweight?
    • A. 

      No way, I work out and stay in shape!

    • B. 

      I'm a bit chubby but nothing serious.

    • C. 

      Yeah, I'm a little fat but I'm trying to l,ose weight!

    • D. 

      I'm not fat, i'm obese and proud of it! Juggle your bellies proudly my fellow Americans!

  • 3. 
    Do you think the USA is the best country in the world?
    • A. 

      No, we have too much violence and obesity but we're still a great place to live!

    • B. 

      No way - try Canada, Austria or some other country!

    • C. 

      I didn't know there were other countries beside the USA!

    • D. 

      Hell yeah, no other country even comes close. What's not to love about McDonalds and Football everyday!

  • 4. 
    How much time a day do you spend watching TV or using the computer?
    • A. 

      0 - 3 Hours. Nothing serious!

    • B. 

      4 - 6 Hours. I go on lot's but I could stop if I wanted too.

    • C. 

      6+ Hours. I love the computer and TV, it's my main source of entertainment!

    • D. 

      I live on the TV and Computer. That's all I do and i'm proud of it!

  • 5. 
    Are you stupid?
    • A. 

      No way, if anything i'm a nerd!

    • B. 

      Not really, i'm smarter than the average American though!

    • C. 

      I'm pretty stupid but feel smart in America!

    • D. 

      What does this question mean? I wanna eat it!

  • 6. 
    Do you like to fart and burp?
    • A. 

      No, I think farting and burping is stupid and rude!

    • B. 

      It's okay in private but not in public!

    • C. 

      Yes, I love the smell of my burps and farts. I love to fart in my victim's faces and see their reactions!

    • D. 

      Yes, I'm a god in the art of farting and burping. My farts and burps can kill people if I feel like it!

  • 7. 
    Do you own a gun or any weapon that is used to hurt people?
    • A. 

      No way, violence is not the answer!

    • B. 

      I own a few but just for defense!

    • C. 

      I own a lot and like to shoot animals with my weapons!

    • D. 

      I practically own a whole store. You name it and I got it. Don't come on my property or your dead meat!

  • 8. 
    Why do you think the rest of the world hates the USA?
    • A. 

      We're a little cocky and go over the edge sometimes.

    • B. 

      We like going to war and insulting other nations!

    • C. 

      Because they think picking on inoccent chubby people is funny!

    • D. 

      Because we're better and cooler than all the rest!

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