Are You A True American?
When you think about a typical American there are a lot of features and behavior that is common among them all. Do you consider yourself to be a true American? Take up the quiz below and see if you are in the same class as most of them. Have fun!
- 1.
Do you like fast food (more importantly, McDonalds)?
- A.
No way, fast food is gross and bad for your health!
- B.
Fast food is fine a couple times a week.
- C.
Fast food is great, just not too much!
- D.
Hell yeah, I eat fast food everyday and I'm proud of it!
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- 2.
Are you fat or overweight?
- A.
No way, I work out and stay in shape!
- B.
I'm a bit chubby but nothing serious.
- C.
Yeah, I'm a little fat but I'm trying to l,ose weight!
- D.
I'm not fat, i'm obese and proud of it! Juggle your bellies proudly my fellow Americans!
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- 3.
Do you think the USA is the best country in the world?
- A.
No, we have too much violence and obesity but we're still a great place to live!
- B.
No way - try Canada, Austria or some other country!
- C.
I didn't know there were other countries beside the USA!
- D.
Hell yeah, no other country even comes close. What's not to love about McDonalds and Football everyday!
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- 4.
How much time a day do you spend watching TV or using the computer?
- A.
0 - 3 Hours. Nothing serious!
- B.
4 - 6 Hours. I go on lot's but I could stop if I wanted too.
- C.
6+ Hours. I love the computer and TV, it's my main source of entertainment!
- D.
I live on the TV and Computer. That's all I do and i'm proud of it!
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- 5.
Are you stupid?
- A.
No way, if anything i'm a nerd!
- B.
Not really, i'm smarter than the average American though!
- C.
I'm pretty stupid but feel smart in America!
- D.
What does this question mean? I wanna eat it!
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- 6.
Do you like to fart and burp?
- A.
No, I think farting and burping is stupid and rude!
- B.
It's okay in private but not in public!
- C.
Yes, I love the smell of my burps and farts. I love to fart in my victim's faces and see their reactions!
- D.
Yes, I'm a god in the art of farting and burping. My farts and burps can kill people if I feel like it!
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- 7.
Do you own a gun or any weapon that is used to hurt people?
- A.
No way, violence is not the answer!
- B.
I own a few but just for defense!
- C.
I own a lot and like to shoot animals with my weapons!
- D.
I practically own a whole store. You name it and I got it. Don't come on my property or your dead meat!
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- 8.
Why do you think the rest of the world hates the USA?
- A.
We're a little cocky and go over the edge sometimes.
- B.
We like going to war and insulting other nations!
- C.
Because they think picking on inoccent chubby people is funny!
- D.
Because we're better and cooler than all the rest!
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