Are You A True American?

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When you think about a typical American there are a lot of features and behavior that is common among them all. Do you consider yourself to be a true American? Take up the quiz below and see if you are in the same class as most of them. Have fun!


You May Get

True American

Your a true American. You love McDonalds, hate the rest of the world and think fat people are normal! Be proud, show your pot belly to the world and eat your farts!

Normal American

Your a normal American. You enjoy fast food, and are somewhat ignorant. You think the USA is the best country in the world but know a little about the rest of the world. Enjoy eating your fast food and watching WWE!

Strange American

Your not a normal American! Your not fat, stupid or ignorant and are one of the very rare yankee's that appreciate's the rest of the world! Your a wise person, all of America should be like you! Don't feel bad about living in America, your like a god compared to normal society!
Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Do you like fast food (more importantly, McDonalds)?
    • A. 

      No way, fast food is gross and bad for your health!

    • B. 

      Fast food is fine a couple times a week.

    • C. 

      Fast food is great, just not too much!

    • D. 

      Hell yeah, I eat fast food everyday and I'm proud of it!

  • 2. 
    Are you fat or overweight?
    • A. 

      No way, I work out and stay in shape!

    • B. 

      I'm a bit chubby but nothing serious.

    • C. 

      Yeah, I'm a little fat but I'm trying to l,ose weight!

    • D. 

      I'm not fat, i'm obese and proud of it! Juggle your bellies proudly my fellow Americans!

  • 3. 
    Do you think the USA is the best country in the world?
    • A. 

      No, we have too much violence and obesity but we're still a great place to live!

    • B. 

      No way - try Canada, Austria or some other country!

    • C. 

      I didn't know there were other countries beside the USA!

    • D. 

      Hell yeah, no other country even comes close. What's not to love about McDonalds and Football everyday!

  • 4. 
    How much time a day do you spend watching TV or using the computer?
    • A. 

      0 - 3 Hours. Nothing serious!

    • B. 

      4 - 6 Hours. I go on lot's but I could stop if I wanted too.

    • C. 

      6+ Hours. I love the computer and TV, it's my main source of entertainment!

    • D. 

      I live on the TV and Computer. That's all I do and i'm proud of it!

  • 5. 
    Are you stupid?
    • A. 

      No way, if anything i'm a nerd!

    • B. 

      Not really, i'm smarter than the average American though!

    • C. 

      I'm pretty stupid but feel smart in America!

    • D. 

      What does this question mean? I wanna eat it!

  • 6. 
    Do you like to fart and burp?
    • A. 

      No, I think farting and burping is stupid and rude!

    • B. 

      It's okay in private but not in public!

    • C. 

      Yes, I love the smell of my burps and farts. I love to fart in my victim's faces and see their reactions!

    • D. 

      Yes, I'm a god in the art of farting and burping. My farts and burps can kill people if I feel like it!

  • 7. 
    Do you own a gun or any weapon that is used to hurt people?
    • A. 

      No way, violence is not the answer!

    • B. 

      I own a few but just for defense!

    • C. 

      I own a lot and like to shoot animals with my weapons!

    • D. 

      I practically own a whole store. You name it and I got it. Don't come on my property or your dead meat!

  • 8. 
    Why do you think the rest of the world hates the USA?
    • A. 

      We're a little cocky and go over the edge sometimes.

    • B. 

      We like going to war and insulting other nations!

    • C. 

      Because they think picking on inoccent chubby people is funny!

    • D. 

      Because we're better and cooler than all the rest!

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