What Starwood Employee Are You!?!?!?
Are you you? ? Or someone else? !
- 1.
A table of 12 comes in 10 minutes until close. What do you do?
- A.
Put on a happy face and march your butt over to grab their drink order.
- B.
Throw a small tantrum, flail your arms, and eventually make your way over to the table.
- C.
Tell them that you started drinking hours ago, so there's no way you can take another table right now. But, they're welcome to go to the Speakeasy!
- D.
Concentrate at the task at hand, and jump right in.
- E.
Leave out the back door.
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- 2.
Your customer doesn't like his steak. What do you do?
- A.
Apologize and act friendly, then call him a jackass as your throwing his plate on the dishwasher table.
- B.
Ask him how he can deny a Prime Angus cut of meat like that
- C.
Look at him funny, then run away.
- D.
Take his plate away, ask him if he would like anything else, then tell him about the time you ate a bad steak.
- E.
Apologize, take his plate, and go right to the computer to take it off.
- F.
Tell him to f*ck himself and go to Shad's
- G.
Say something like, "well you ate half of it already. Here, I'll give you some dessert"
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- 3.
What is Macallen?
- A.
Scotch Scotchy Scotch Scotch
- B.
Well, it's a single malt whiskey, made in the highlands of Scotland.
- C.
Um I think it's a vodka? I don't know let me ask the bartender.
- D.
Well I know it's an alcohol!!
- E.
F*ckin gross
- F.
It's no Johnny Walker, but if it does the job, gimmie
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- 4.
You gave last call a half hour ago, but your last customers still won't leave. What do you do?
- A.
Lock the door, pour yourself a drink and get to know them.
- B.
Stand awkwardly close to them until they get weirded out and leave.
- C.
Talk silently about them to your coworkers
- D.
Talk loudly about them to your coworkers
- E.
Say something like, "well these two really know how to drink"!
- F.
Turn the music up and start dancing
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- 5.
Your table just left you a $100 tip! What do you do???
- A.
Run around and tell anyone who will listen
- B.
Keep it to yourself. Those bitches don't need to know what I make!
- C.
Give a few dollars to whoever helped out with the table.
- D.
Stuff it in your bra and run away.
- E.
Spend it at the bar before the night's over
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- 6.
The Vulcan guys come in. What's your reaction?
- A.
Cory!!!!
- B.
Matt!!
- C.
You're not eating here today!
- D.
My best friends!!!
- E.
Joe's tongue!
- F.
Band of misfits.
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- 7.
Why do you love your job?
- A.
It gives me sense of purpose, and I totally love it.
- B.
It gives me a chance to get out of the house and meet new people.
- C.
It's something to do.
- D.
Scotch Scotchy Scotch Scotch
- E.
So I can get away from my kids.
- F.
I have no choice
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- 8.
Choose a catch phrase:
- A.
"Uh, sweetheart..."
- B.
"Scotch Scotchy Scotch Scotch"
- C.
"Oh my God PSHT"
- D.
"I'm not even black"
- E.
"My heels are at least 8 inches high"
- F.
"Hahahaha!!! Bartending is fun!!"
- G.
"Get the f*ck out of my kitchen"
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