Dirty Minds Games Quiz

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1. What fits neatly between your breasts, works best when tugged and fits neatly into a whole?

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The question is meant to be a playful and humorous riddle, and the answer 'Dirty minds' is a play on words suggesting that the question itself is what can fit neatly between one's breasts and works best when tugged. The incorrect answers may seem plausible at first but do not align with the playful and double entendre nature of the question.

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Here are some interesting flashcards based on dirty mind games. Attempt these naughty and interesting dirty mind games, and have fun with it. These flashcards are simple and... see moreeasy to attempt and play. Have fun with it. see less

2. Schwarzenegger has a long one, Bruce Lee has a short one, Pope doesn't use his. What is it?

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The correct answer 'Dirty minds' plays on the idea that the question leads the reader to think about physical attributes when in fact it refers to something more abstract and suggestive.

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3. I get laid in an alley, I often end up in the middle of your split, when you put your fingers inside me, I'm ready to roll.

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The question is describing a play on words for the concept of having dirty thoughts or a perverted mind, hence the correct answer being 'Dirty minds'. The incorrect answers do not fit the context provided.

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4. If you really want me, you are going to have to expose yourself. If you get naked, I'll be all over you, but you should use protection, or else you could get a really nasty disease. A suntan..

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The question uses suggestive language to lead the reader towards a sexual interpretation, but the correct answer 'Dirty minds' reveals that the initial impression was misleading.

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5. What's a four letter name for a woman that ends in -UNT?

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The correct answer is 'Ant'. The question plays on the assumption that the answer would be provocative due to the nature of the word 'cunt'. However, the simpler and innocent answer is 'Ant'.

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6. What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

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The question is a play on words and misleads the reader to think of a food item related to the description provided. The correct answer 'Dirty minds' is a humorous twist to challenge conventional thinking.

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7. What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?

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The question is intended to be a joke that plays on the innocence of the reader. The incorrect answers are related to things that are actually hard and pink and come out soft and sticky like bubblegum, chewing gum, and cotton candy, but the correct answer humorously suggests that the real answer is the mindset of the person interpreting the question.

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8. I can be sticky and sweet, what am I?

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The question describes a substance that is both sticky and sweet, which is characteristic of honey. Glue is sticky but not sweet, maple syrup is sweet but not typically sticky, and caramel is sticky but not typically thought of as just sweet.

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9. What object does the finger go into, get fiddled with when bored, and is usually the first thing the best man has at a wedding?

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The question describes the scenario of a wedding ring, which is placed on the finger. A pencil sharpener is not a common object to fiddle with or associated with weddings. A guitar is not typically a first item for a best man at a wedding. A Rubik's cube does not involve the finger going into it or being associated with weddings.

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10. I come in many sizes. Sometimes, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Explanation

The question is a play on words and is meant to trick the reader into thinking about an innocent object when in reality it is referring to something more suggestive - hence the correct answer being 'Dirty minds'. The incorrect answers are meant to divert attention away from the actual answer and provide plausible but ultimately incorrect alternatives.

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11. What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you don't get it, you have to use your hand?

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This question is a play on words where the answer 'Dirty minds' is a humorous twist implying that if you don't understand the wordplay, it reveals something about your thought process. 'Fork' is a common word that fits the description but is not the intended answer. 'Firetruck' and 'Flock' are words that don't fit the criteria of starting with an 'F' and ending in 'K'.

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12. What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?

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The question is a play on words and does not have a literal anatomical answer.

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13. What can vigorously go in and out of your mouth and produce a white substance, making you feel refreshed and waiting till after dinner for more?

Explanation

The question is meant to be a play on words and the correct answer 'Dirty minds' is a humorous response that does not have a literal interpretation related to dental hygiene. The incorrect answers listed are meant to be misdirections to confuse the reader, but only 'Dirty minds' fits the context of the question.

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14. I have fuzzy balls...Someone's going to be beaten...You start off with love, but that doesn't last...Tennis.

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The question incorporates language and innuendos that lead to a non-literal interpretation. The correct answer 'Dirty minds' signifies that the suggestive language used in this context can lead one to think inappropriately.

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15. What is long, hard, powered by batteries, gives off a steady stream, and people grope for in the dark?

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The question is a play on words that tricks the reader into thinking the answer is related to an object when, in fact, the answer is a metaphorical concept.

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16. My name starts with an "f" and ends in a "uck". I give out a lot of excitement and heat. What am I?

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The question playfully tricks the audience into thinking about a fire-related object when in reality it refers to thoughts with a double entendre. The correct answer 'Dirty minds' highlights the humor intended in the question.

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17. What am I? Playing with me long enough could make you go blind, you have to stick something in my slot before you get started, and playing with my joystick can give you a cramp.

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The question contains innuendos related to video gaming terminology such as 'joystick', 'slot', and 'playing', leading to the correct answer of 'video game'.

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18. What am I? Press the right button and I'll come all over your face. I usually get spread over your hairy parts. When you wipe me off, I get white stuff on your towel.

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The question is a play on words with a suggestive tone, leading the listener to think of something inappropriate. The correct answer 'Dirty minds' plays on this idea, implying that the answer is not a physical object like shaving cream or lotion, but rather the suggestive nature of the question itself.

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19. What am I that can be hard or soft, when you finger my plunger I'll come in your hand, and I always come in hotel bathrooms?

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The question describes characteristics of soap such as being used in various forms, commonly found in hotel bathrooms, and being able to be soft or hard.

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20. What am I if you suck on me with your mouth, I can't stay hard forever, and there's sometimes lipstick on my stick when you're done?

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The question is a play on words with sexual innuendo, where the correct answer 'Dirty minds' highlights the humorous aspect of the riddle. The incorrect answers of 'Popsicle', 'Ice cream cone', and 'Lollipop' are distractions that may seem fitting initially but do not carry the intended double entendre.

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21. What am I?

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The question is describing a situation that could be interpreted in a suggestive or inappropriate manner, leading to individuals with dirty minds to think of something other than a firepole.

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22. I start with "C", I end with "T", I stand for pussy, what am I?

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The question is a play on words, leading the reader to initially think of a cat, but the answer actually refers to having a dirty or lewd mind.

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23. They are all fakes and Dolly Parton has some big ones. It can cost you a lot of money for a good one, but at least you can pick the size and color. What am I?

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This question is a play on words, implying that the 'big ones' and 'picking the size and color' refer to dirty thoughts and not physical objects like wigs, paintings, or diamonds.

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24. What is it that is six inches long, beckons to be taken into one's mouth, has nuts and gets smaller the longer it is sucked on?

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The question is a play on words and meant to trick the reader into thinking of something inappropriate, when in reality the answer is simply referring to the reader's own dirty thoughts.

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25. When I go down on you, you won't be happy. If you're on me, the whole world is your oyster, but be careful, without protection, you might catch something nasty. What am I?

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The question uses innuendos and wordplay to mislead the reader into thinking of something other than the actual answer, which is 'Dirty minds'.

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What fits neatly between your breasts, works best when tugged and fits...
Schwarzenegger has a long one, Bruce Lee has a short one, Pope doesn't...
I get laid in an alley, I often end up in the middle of your split,...
If you really want me, you are going to have to expose yourself. If...
What's a four letter name for a woman that ends in -UNT?
What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and...
What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?
I can be sticky and sweet, what am I?
What object does the finger go into, get fiddled with when bored, and...
I come in many sizes. Sometimes, I drip. When you blow me, you feel...
What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you don't get it,...
What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins,...
What can vigorously go in and out of your mouth and produce a white...
I have fuzzy balls...Someone's going to be beaten...You start off with...
What is long, hard, powered by batteries, gives off a steady stream,...
My name starts with an "f" and ends in a "uck". I give out a lot of...
What am I? Playing with me long enough could make you go blind, you...
What am I? Press the right button and I'll come all over your face. I...
What am I that can be hard or soft, when you finger my plunger I'll...
What am I if you suck on me with your mouth, I can't stay hard...
What am I?
I start with "C", I end with "T", I stand for pussy, what am I?
They are all fakes and Dolly Parton has some big ones. It can cost you...
What is it that is six inches long, beckons to be taken into one's...
When I go down on you, you won't be happy. If you're on me, the whole...
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