Witty Double Entendres Quiz for Adults

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1. What am I? -press the right button and I'll come all over your face -I usually get spread over your hairy parts -when you wipe me off, I get white stuff on your towel

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The question uses suggestive language to mislead the reader into thinking of something inappropriate, when in fact the answer is a common household item used for shaving.

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2. What can be hard or soft and still get it off -finger my plunger and i'll come in your hand -I always come in hotel bathrooms. What am I?

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The question is a play on words hinting towards soap dispensers through various clues such as 'hard or soft', 'finger my plunger', and 'come in hotel bathrooms'. While toothpaste and shampoo bottles can share similar characteristics, hand dryers do not fit the context of the clues provided.

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3. What am I if you suck on me with your mouth, I can't stay hard forever, and there's sometimes lipstick on my stick when you're done?

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The question is actually referring to a suggestive and a bit inappropriate joke, hinting at something more than just innocent objects. The answer 'A dirty mind' fits the suggestive nature of the question.

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4. What am I? - the situation was alarming. several large men had to go down on me. At least most of them were wearing rubbers and raincoats before they wrapped their legs around me

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The question is a play on words and does not describe a physical object, but rather refers to thoughts or interpretations. The correct answer 'dirty minds' is a metaphorical interpretation of the situation described.

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5. I start with 'C', I end with 'T', I stand for pussy - what am I?

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The question sets up a riddle that leads the responder to think of the answer as 'cat', but in reality, it is referring to 'dirty minds' as the correct response.

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6. What am I? My shaft is long and tasty - you can shove me in your split - the older I am, the softer I get.

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The question uses suggestive language to mislead individuals into thinking about something explicit, but the correct answer is a harmless fruit - a banana. This type of question is a play on words to trick the reader.

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7. What has Dolly Parton been known to have that can cost a lot of money for a good one, but at least you can pick the size and color? Hint: 'they are all fakes.'

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The question is a play on words and the correct answer 'dirty minds' is referring to the suggestive interpretation of the question rather than a literal answer.

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8. There it was. Six inches of pure delight beckoning me to take it in my mouth. I ran my tongue around it and its sweet nuts, but the longer I sucked on it, the smaller it got! What am I?

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The question is a play on words to trick the reader into thinking of something inappropriate when the answer is actually referring to having a dirty mind.

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9. When I go down on you, you won't be happy. If you're on me, the whole world is your oyster, but be careful, without protection, you might catch something nasty. What am I?

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The question uses suggestive language to hint at something improper, leading the reader to think of something inappropriate. The correct answer 'dirty minds' refers to the idea that the person interpreting the question may have a dirty or improper mindset.

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10. What am I? Playing with me long enough could make you go blind -you have to stick something in my slot before you get started -playing with my joystick can give you a cramp

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The question is a play on words and is meant to be a bit risque. The correct answer 'dirty minds' highlights the idea that the question itself is suggestive, while the incorrect answers are more literal interpretations of the clues provided.

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What am I? -press the right button and I'll come all over your face -I...
What can be hard or soft and still get it off -finger my plunger and...
What am I if you suck on me with your mouth, I can't stay hard...
What am I? - the situation was alarming. several large men had to go...
I start with 'C', I end with 'T', I stand for pussy - what am I?
What am I? My shaft is long and tasty - you can shove me in your split...
What has Dolly Parton been known to have that can cost a lot of money...
There it was. Six inches of pure delight beckoning me to take it in my...
When I go down on you, you won't be happy. If you're on me, the whole...
What am I? Playing with me long enough could make you go blind -you...
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