Witty Double Entendres Quiz For Adults

1. When I go down on you, you won't be happy. If you're on me, the whole world is your oyster, but be careful, without protection, you might catch something nasty. What am I?

Curiosity

Dirty minds

Technology

Social media

The question uses suggestive language to hint at something improper, leading the reader to think of something inappropriate. The correct answer 'dirty minds' refers to the idea that the person interpreting the question may have a dirty or improper mindset.

Explanation

The question uses suggestive language to hint at something improper, leading the reader to think of something inappropriate. The correct answer 'dirty minds' refers to the idea that the person interpreting the question may have a dirty or improper mindset.

2. What am I? I can keep you entertained for hours, I have a slot you interact with to begin, and using my controls too long might make your hands tired.

Dirty minds

Slot machine

Roller coaster

Video game

This riddle uses playful misdirection. While the clues sound suggestive, each describes something simple and familiar. Choosing “Dirty Minds” shows the joke is about interpretation rather than the object itself.

Explanation

This riddle uses playful misdirection. While the clues sound suggestive, each describes something simple and familiar. Choosing “Dirty Minds” shows the joke is about interpretation rather than the object itself.

3. What am I? - the situation was alarming. several large men had to go down on me. At least most of them were wearing rubbers and raincoats before they wrapped their legs around me

Dirty minds

Wet Floor Sign

Slippery Slope

Fire Pole

The question is a play on words and does not describe a physical object, but rather refers to thoughts or interpretations. The correct answer 'dirty minds' is a metaphorical interpretation of the situation described.

Explanation

The question is a play on words and does not describe a physical object, but rather refers to thoughts or interpretations. The correct answer 'dirty minds' is a metaphorical interpretation of the situation described.

4. What am I? My shaft is long and tasty - you can shove me in your split - the older I am, the softer I get.

A popsicle

Dirty minds

A cucumber

A hot dog

The question uses suggestive language to mislead individuals into thinking about something explicit, but the correct answer is a harmless fruit - a banana. This type of question is a play on words to trick the reader.

Explanation

The question uses suggestive language to mislead individuals into thinking about something explicit, but the correct answer is a harmless fruit - a banana. This type of question is a play on words to trick the reader.

5. There it was. Six inches of pure delight beckoning me to take it in my mouth. I ran my tongue around it and its sweet nuts, but the longer I sucked on it, the smaller it got! What am I?

A lollipop

Dirty minds

A chocolate bar

An ice cream cone

The question is a play on words to trick the reader into thinking of something inappropriate when the answer is actually referring to having a dirty mind.

Explanation

The question is a play on words to trick the reader into thinking of something inappropriate when the answer is actually referring to having a dirty mind.

6. What can be firm or soft yet still does the job, works when you press its top, and is commonly found in hotel bathrooms?

Hand dryers

Shampoo bottles

Toothpaste

Dirty minds

The question is a play on words hinting towards soap dispensers through various clues such as 'hard or soft', 'finger my plunger', and 'come in hotel bathrooms'. While toothpaste and shampoo bottles can share similar characteristics, hand dryers do not fit the context of the clues provided.

Explanation

The question is a play on words hinting towards soap dispensers through various clues such as 'hard or soft', 'finger my plunger', and 'come in hotel bathrooms'. While toothpaste and shampoo bottles can share similar characteristics, hand dryers do not fit the context of the clues provided.

7. What am I? If you use your mouth on me, I won’t stay solid forever, and sometimes I show a bit of color after someone’s done enjoying me.

A popsicle

A lollipop

Dirty minds

A straw

The question is actually referring to a suggestive and a bit inappropriate joke, hinting at something more than just innocent objects. The answer 'A dirty mind' fits the suggestive nature of the question.

Explanation

The question is actually referring to a suggestive and a bit inappropriate joke, hinting at something more than just innocent objects. The answer 'A dirty mind' fits the suggestive nature of the question.

8. I start with 'C', I end with 'T', I stand for pussy - what am I?

A carpet

A cat

A culprit

Dirty minds

The question sets up a riddle that leads the responder to think of the answer as 'cat', but in reality, it is referring to 'dirty minds' as the correct response.

Explanation

The question sets up a riddle that leads the responder to think of the answer as 'cat', but in reality, it is referring to 'dirty minds' as the correct response.

9. What has Dolly Parton been known to have that can cost a lot of money for a good one, but at least you can pick the size and color? Hint: 'they are all fakes.'

Wig

Shoes

Makeup

Dirty minds

The question is a play on words and the correct answer 'dirty minds' is referring to the suggestive interpretation of the question rather than a literal answer.

Explanation

The question is a play on words and the correct answer 'dirty minds' is referring to the suggestive interpretation of the question rather than a literal answer.

10. What am I? Press the right button and I appear instantly, I’m often used on areas with hair, and when wiped away, I can leave residue on a towel.

Toothpaste

Dirty minds

Whipped Cream

Lotion

The wording encourages the reader to imagine something offbeat, but the answer “Dirty Minds” reveals the humor comes from misreading the clues rather than anything inappropriate.

Explanation

The wording encourages the reader to imagine something offbeat, but the answer “Dirty Minds” reveals the humor comes from misreading the clues rather than anything inappropriate.

Witty Double Entendres Quiz for Adults

1. When I go down on you, you won't be happy. If you're on me, the whole world is your oyster, but be careful, without protection, you might catch something nasty. What am I?

2.

What first name or nickname would you like us to use?

2. What am I? I can keep you entertained for hours, I have a slot you interact with to begin, and using my controls too long might make your hands tired.

3. What am I? - the situation was alarming. several large men had to go down on me. At least most of them were wearing rubbers and raincoats before they wrapped their legs around me

4. What am I? My shaft is long and tasty - you can shove me in your split - the older I am, the softer I get.

5. There it was. Six inches of pure delight beckoning me to take it in my mouth. I ran my tongue around it and its sweet nuts, but the longer I sucked on it, the smaller it got! What am I?

6. What can be firm or soft yet still does the job, works when you press its top, and is commonly found in hotel bathrooms?

7. What am I? If you use your mouth on me, I won’t stay solid forever, and sometimes I show a bit of color after someone’s done enjoying me.

8. I start with 'C', I end with 'T', I stand for pussy - what am I?

9. What has Dolly Parton been known to have that can cost a lot of money for a good one, but at least you can pick the size and color? Hint: 'they are all fakes.'

10. What am I? Press the right button and I appear instantly, I’m often used on areas with hair, and when wiped away, I can leave residue on a towel.