Which Xena Character Are You?
You want to know which Xena: Warrior Princess character you are most like, but all the online quizzes are too obvious, repetitive, or just plain stupid. Here you go--a quiz that will find your inner soul and tell you who you're meant to be, whether it's a fierce warrior or an innocent poet, or even just the bumbling fool.
- 1.
What would you do if someone stole something from you?
- A.
Use my powers of intimidation to get it back.
- B.
Talk to the authorities and see what can be done.
- C.
There would be a fistfight. A big one.
- D.
March right up to them and tell 'em what I think... and then back off once the argument escalates.
- E.
Trick them into paying for it.
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- 2.
What do you do in your spare time?
- A.
The usual... Watch the telly and stuff...
- B.
Off to the clubs with me. Gonna land muhself a sexy date for my sexy self.
- C.
Lie on my bed and stew.
- D.
Read...write...draw...paint.... Anything creative.
- E.
Depends on what's going on in town. I'll go where the action is.
- F.
All I got is spare time. I do what I want.
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- 3.
How do you deal with your problems?
- A.
Um. What problems?
- B.
I take it out on the people around me.
- C.
Keep it to myself and hide it from others.
- D.
I'm a bit of a loner--who would I talk to? I deal with it however I can.
- E.
Talk to friends or family. Get it off my chest.
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- 4.
Looking for love?
- A.
For what??
- B.
Love? Yes, but I'm looking for the right person.
- C.
Valentine's Day has got to be the worst holiday ever. Love is far too sappy and pathetic.
- D.
People just don't like me that way.
- E.
Bit distracting, isn't it? Maybe there'll be a time for that eventually.
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- 5.
Which of the following would best label you?
- A.
Spunky
- B.
Eccentric
- C.
Nerd
- D.
Goody-two-shoes
- E.
Manly
- F.
Shy
- G.
Wild thing
- H.
Maniacal
- I.
Fearsome
- J.
Not to be messed with
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- 6.
What, of the options below, is your greatest fear?
- A.
Spiders! By the gods, they have too many legs.
- B.
I'm not afraid of anything. I'm actually not.
- C.
Being powerless.
- D.
Coming to school naked. Freaks me out every time.
- E.
Car crashes.
- F.
People I love getting hurt.
- G.
Fear is weakness. Weakness isn't something I have to worry about.
- H.
I don't like the dark. I know it's silly, but it scares me.
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- 7.
How do you sign your letters?
- A.
I hope you bleed, ...
- B.
Take care, ...
- C.
Sincerely, ...
- D.
Respectfully yours, ...
- E.
Dude. I just write my name at the bottom.
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- 8.
What's in your heart?
- A.
I dunno. A heart.
- B.
Blood. Lots and lots of blood.
- C.
Love.
- D.
What heart?
- E.
Longing and wishing.
- F.
Anger.
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- 9.
How would you dissuade a terrorist?
- A.
Umm... talking?
- B.
Hope he gets distracted and try to take his weapon.
- C.
With my fierce looks.
- D.
I always have a weapon on me. I would kill him.
- E.
I'm invincible. I don't need to dissuade anyone.
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- 10.
Should you cry over spilled milk?
- A.
I only drink vodka and gin.
- B.
I don't cry. Ever.
- C.
Sometimes. Especially if it gets my pants wet.
- D.
What a silly question.
- E.
There are more important things to cry about.
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- 11.
Xena vs. Callisto. Who wins the match?
- A.
This ought to be fun to watch.
- B.
Xena, of course. No doubt.
- C.
Well, I certainly hope Xena wins. Someone's got to stop that monster.
- D.
I don't know. Let's find out, shall we?
- E.
Yeah. Yeah. Get 'er, Xena.
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- 12.
You have to give a speech. How do you feel?
- A.
What is this, high school?
- B.
I don't have emotions. I don't care.
- C.
I'm good at talking--I can do this.
- D.
I don't really give speeches...
- E.
Trembly knees, trembly kneeeessss.
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- 13.
You see a little boy walk out into the middle of a busy street. What do you do?
- A.
Um. Um. UM. UHHHH. THIS IS A HARD DECISION. I want to say I'd save him, but I think in real life that would be a harder decision.
- B.
I'm leaving this up to fate.
- C.
SAVE HIM, of course. I would risk my life for that little boy.
- D.
I think I could make it. I'd do my best to save him.
- E.
I would watch. I hate children.
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- 14.
Your best friend is upset. How do you comfort him/her?
- A.
Crack some jokes. Try to lighten the mood.
- B.
I don't have friends. I don't need friends. I don't feel like comforting anyone.
- C.
I let him/her deal with it. I don't do the "pity" thing.
- D.
Anything I can. Everything I can do to comfort a friend in need.
- E.
Well... I want to comfort my friend but I'm not so good with that sort of thing. Guess I'll figure it out when it happens.
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- 15.
Which of the following Season 1 Xena episodes is the best?
- A.
"Ties that Bind"
- B.
"Callisto"
- C.
"Is There a Doctor in the House?"
- D.
"Dreamworker"
- E.
"Warrior... Princess"
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