Which Xena Character Are You?

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Xena Warrior Princess Quizzes & Trivia

You want to know which Xena: Warrior Princess character you are most like, but all the online quizzes are too obvious, repetitive, or just plain stupid. Here you go--a quiz that will find your inner soul and tell you who you're meant to be, whether it's a fierce warrior or an innocent poet, or even just the bumbling fool.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    What would you do if someone stole something from you?
    • A. 

      Use my powers of intimidation to get it back.

    • B. 

      Talk to the authorities and see what can be done.

    • C. 

      There would be a fistfight. A big one.

    • D. 

      March right up to them and tell 'em what I think... and then back off once the argument escalates.

    • E. 

      Trick them into paying for it.

  • 2. 
    What do you do in your spare time?
    • A. 

      The usual... Watch the telly and stuff...

    • B. 

      Off to the clubs with me. Gonna land muhself a sexy date for my sexy self.

    • C. 

      Lie on my bed and stew.

    • D. 

      Read...write...draw...paint.... Anything creative.

    • E. 

      Depends on what's going on in town. I'll go where the action is.

    • F. 

      All I got is spare time. I do what I want.

  • 3. 
    How do you deal with your problems?
    • A. 

      Um. What problems?

    • B. 

      I take it out on the people around me.

    • C. 

      Keep it to myself and hide it from others.

    • D. 

      I'm a bit of a loner--who would I talk to? I deal with it however I can.

    • E. 

      Talk to friends or family. Get it off my chest.

  • 4. 
    Looking for love?
    • A. 

      For what??

    • B. 

      Love? Yes, but I'm looking for the right person.

    • C. 

      Valentine's Day has got to be the worst holiday ever. Love is far too sappy and pathetic.

    • D. 

      People just don't like me that way.

    • E. 

      Bit distracting, isn't it? Maybe there'll be a time for that eventually.

  • 5. 
    Which of the following would best label you?
    • A. 

      Spunky

    • B. 

      Eccentric

    • C. 

      Nerd

    • D. 

      Goody-two-shoes

    • E. 

      Manly

    • F. 

      Shy

    • G. 

      Wild thing

    • H. 

      Maniacal

    • I. 

      Fearsome

    • J. 

      Not to be messed with

  • 6. 
    What, of the options below, is your greatest fear?
    • A. 

      Spiders! By the gods, they have too many legs.

    • B. 

      I'm not afraid of anything. I'm actually not.

    • C. 

      Being powerless.

    • D. 

      Coming to school naked. Freaks me out every time.

    • E. 

      Car crashes.

    • F. 

      People I love getting hurt.

    • G. 

      Fear is weakness. Weakness isn't something I have to worry about.

    • H. 

      I don't like the dark. I know it's silly, but it scares me.

  • 7. 
    How do you sign your letters?
    • A. 

      I hope you bleed, ...

    • B. 

      Take care, ...

    • C. 

      Sincerely, ...

    • D. 

      Respectfully yours, ...

    • E. 

      Dude. I just write my name at the bottom.

  • 8. 
    What's in your heart?
    • A. 

      I dunno. A heart.

    • B. 

      Blood. Lots and lots of blood.

    • C. 

      Love.

    • D. 

      What heart?

    • E. 

      Longing and wishing.

    • F. 

      Anger.

  • 9. 
    How would you dissuade a terrorist?
    • A. 

      Umm... talking?

    • B. 

      Hope he gets distracted and try to take his weapon.

    • C. 

      With my fierce looks.

    • D. 

      I always have a weapon on me. I would kill him.

    • E. 

      I'm invincible. I don't need to dissuade anyone.

  • 10. 
    Should you cry over spilled milk?
    • A. 

      I only drink vodka and gin.

    • B. 

      I don't cry. Ever.

    • C. 

      Sometimes. Especially if it gets my pants wet.

    • D. 

      What a silly question.

    • E. 

      There are more important things to cry about.

  • 11. 
    Xena vs. Callisto. Who wins the match?
    • A. 

      This ought to be fun to watch.

    • B. 

      Xena, of course. No doubt.

    • C. 

      Well, I certainly hope Xena wins. Someone's got to stop that monster.

    • D. 

      I don't know. Let's find out, shall we?

    • E. 

      Yeah. Yeah. Get 'er, Xena.

  • 12. 
    You have to give a speech. How do you feel?
    • A. 

      What is this, high school?

    • B. 

      I don't have emotions. I don't care.

    • C. 

      I'm good at talking--I can do this.

    • D. 

      I don't really give speeches...

    • E. 

      Trembly knees, trembly kneeeessss.

  • 13. 
    You see a little boy walk out into the middle of a busy street. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Um. Um. UM. UHHHH. THIS IS A HARD DECISION. I want to say I'd save him, but I think in real life that would be a harder decision.

    • B. 

      I'm leaving this up to fate.

    • C. 

      SAVE HIM, of course. I would risk my life for that little boy.

    • D. 

      I think I could make it. I'd do my best to save him.

    • E. 

      I would watch. I hate children.

  • 14. 
    Your best friend is upset. How do you comfort him/her?
    • A. 

      Crack some jokes. Try to lighten the mood.

    • B. 

      I don't have friends. I don't need friends. I don't feel like comforting anyone.

    • C. 

      I let him/her deal with it. I don't do the "pity" thing.

    • D. 

      Anything I can. Everything I can do to comfort a friend in need.

    • E. 

      Well... I want to comfort my friend but I'm not so good with that sort of thing. Guess I'll figure it out when it happens.

  • 15. 
    Which of the following Season 1 Xena episodes is the best?
    • A. 

      "Ties that Bind"

    • B. 

      "Callisto"

    • C. 

      "Is There a Doctor in the House?"

    • D. 

      "Dreamworker"

    • E. 

      "Warrior... Princess"