Fuck reviews, I only do Let's Plays!
I don't Care, as long as my viewers pay me to make them!
Review? No No No, I prefer to make emo rant videos. No time to review!
Er... As long as they have Sonic or Megaman in them, I don't care.
Rip the piss out of them
Go off on an emo rant about them with several 10 minute videos.
Anonymously create your own legion of haters and attack the other reviewers you suspect of instigating them
Close down your Youtube page and file false copyright infringement claims on anyone who makes nasty poo-poo videos about you.
Fuck off to GameTrailers for three years and never return.
Demand Youtube Make you a partner
Leech of your parents
Meh, I don't need money!
I have a job, i'm not a leech like the rest of you plebs!
They never take down MY videos, i'm a partner bitch!
Out cry at this injustice, despite the fact you flag others videos who are nasty to you and have them removed.
Make several 10 minute emo video about how Youtube are now pussies to "the man"
Close down the whole account in protest of Youtube, hoping others will do the same, but then blame your fictional ex-girlfriend when noone else does.
Cover one that's already been done by the AVGN or Guru Larry
Do a NES game, noone reviews NES games!
Play a few SNES games over emulation as you're too tight to buy them.
Review a Sonic game, but spend half of the video complaining about how much you hate Jason GRIFFITH!!!
Review some obscure game noones ever heard of nor gives a fuck about
Awww fuck it, upload it anyway!
Send a legion of haters to flag it until it's removed, but generally not give a shit as you're a plagiarising bastard anyway!
Don't care, as long as I get money from it i'm okay!
Make several 10 minute rants about "why can they only review the game, and not others?"
Ignore it as i'm on GameTrailers anyway.
Casual clothes whilst sipping on some wine
A Beanie to cover my bald head
Glasses and a pen protector
Something black to show i'm emo!
Over the Moon!
How much money will this earn me?
Can I bring my partner, "The Noid" on the show too?
The Hell with TV, TV is dead, I'm a Youtube partner!!!
People discovering that I'm a sponge
People discovering I'm insanely jealous of SpoonyOne
People discovering I just ripped off the AVGN
People discovering that's not my girlfriend in my videos, just my sister I paid to pretend she was