Which Video Game Reviewer Are You?

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With all these video game reviewers out there on the interwebs, it's hard to associate who you'd most likely to be like should you ever want to become one. Well with this handy quiz, you'll find out which video game reviewer you're like!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Which Era of Video Games do you Prefer to Review?
    • A. 

      Retro 80's

    • B. 

      90's

    • C. 

      Modern

    • D. 

      Fuck reviews, I only do Let's Plays!

    • E. 

      I don't Care, as long as my viewers pay me to make them!

  • 2. 
    Do You prefer to review good or bad games?
    • A. 

      Good

    • B. 

      Bad

    • C. 

      Terrible Games

    • D. 

      Review? No No No, I prefer to make emo rant videos. No time to review!

    • E. 

      Er... As long as they have Sonic or Megaman in them, I don't care.

  • 3. 
    Uh, Oh, Drama!!!  You have a bunch of haters leaving offensive comments on your Youtube videos.What do you do?
    • A. 

      Ignore them

    • B. 

      Rip the piss out of them

    • C. 

      Go off on an emo rant about them with several 10 minute videos.

    • D. 

      Anonymously create your own legion of haters and attack the other reviewers you suspect of instigating them

    • E. 

      Close down your Youtube page and file false copyright infringement claims on anyone who makes nasty poo-poo videos about you.

  • 4. 
    You're in dire need of money to make future reviews, what do you do?
    • A. 

      Fuck off to GameTrailers for three years and never return.

    • B. 

      Demand Youtube Make you a partner

    • C. 

      Leech of your parents

    • D. 

      Meh, I don't need money!

    • E. 

      I have a job, i'm not a leech like the rest of you plebs!

  • 5. 
    Youtube have taken down a video of yours for "copyright infringement" what do you do?
    • A. 

      Ignore it.

    • B. 

      They never take down MY videos, i'm a partner bitch!

    • C. 

      Out cry at this injustice, despite the fact you flag others videos who are nasty to you and have them removed.

    • D. 

      Make several 10 minute emo video about how Youtube are now pussies to "the man"

    • E. 

      Close down the whole account in protest of Youtube, hoping others will do the same, but then blame your fictional ex-girlfriend when noone else does.

  • 6. 
    It's time for a new review, what do you do?
    • A. 

      Cover one that's already been done by the AVGN or Guru Larry

    • B. 

      Do a NES game, noone reviews NES games!

    • C. 

      Play a few SNES games over emulation as you're too tight to buy them.

    • D. 

      Review a Sonic game, but spend half of the video complaining about how much you hate Jason GRIFFITH!!!

    • E. 

      Review some obscure game noones ever heard of nor gives a fuck about

  • 7. 
    You make a new review, but uh, oh,  another reviewer has just uploaded the same game a few minutes before!!!!What do you do.
    • A. 

      Awww fuck it, upload it anyway!

    • B. 

      Send a legion of haters to flag it until it's removed, but generally not give a shit as you're a plagiarising bastard anyway!

    • C. 

      Don't care, as long as I get money from it i'm okay!

    • D. 

      Make several 10 minute rants about "why can they only review the game, and not others?"

    • E. 

      Ignore it as i'm on GameTrailers anyway.

  • 8. 
    What sort of clothing would you wear whilst reviewing?
    • A. 

      Casual clothes whilst sipping on some wine

    • B. 

      A Hoodie

    • C. 

      A Beanie to cover my bald head

    • D. 

      Glasses and a pen protector

    • E. 

      Something black to show i'm emo!

  • 9. 
    You get delusion of grandeur that your videos maybe turned into a TV show!How do you react?
    • A. 

      Cool Daddio!

    • B. 

      Over the Moon!

    • C. 

      How much money will this earn me?

    • D. 

      Can I bring my partner, "The Noid" on the show too?

    • E. 

      The Hell with TV, TV is dead, I'm a Youtube partner!!!

  • 10. 
    Finally,  what's your biggest fear as a video game reviewer?
    • A. 

      Stuttering Craig

    • B. 

      People discovering that I'm a sponge

    • C. 

      People discovering I'm insanely jealous of SpoonyOne

    • D. 

      People discovering I just ripped off the AVGN

    • E. 

      People discovering that's not my girlfriend in my videos, just my sister I paid to pretend she was