Which Type Of Nut Are You?

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  • 1. 
    Have you ever wondered what vegemite would taste like spread on a carrot???
    • A. 

      What a preposterous question!

    • B. 

      I don't have that big a brain.

    • C. 

      Oooh... vegecarrot.

    • D. 

      Meh.

    • E. 

      Well, given scientifically based tests I have just conducted, both of these substances are edible, and now that I have read that question I have inevitably pondered its answer. So, yes.

    • F. 

      Horrible.

    • G. 

      What? I'm allergic to vegemite. Damn, I thought about it. Bother.

  • 2. 
    What colour would a spotty llama look best in???
    • A. 

      Hmmm... let me get back to you on that.

    • B. 

      Orange. Definitely orange.

    • C. 

      Green. You really love trees!

    • D. 

      Red, with purple highlights.

    • E. 

      To look its best, the llama should only show its true colours.

    • F. 

      What colour are the spots???

    • G. 

      A colour that matches its eyes.

  • 3. 
    Describe the life of a floral curtain living on a dirty window.
    • A. 

      Desperately dull.

    • B. 

      Tragically reminiscent of a particularly pathetic attempt at topiary.

    • C. 

      Floral.

    • D. 

      It's not the window's fault its dirty, is it??? So... humph.

    • E. 

      Omfg. You sad, sad creature.

    • F. 

      What's a curtain??? What's a window???!!!

    • G. 

      Hmmm... I'll just back away slowly now.

  • 4. 
    If you were a jar, what would you contain???
    • A. 

      Fairy dust!!!

    • B. 

      Why a jar??? Why not a... tupperware container???

    • C. 

      Jelly beans.

    • D. 

      Chickpeas.

    • E. 

      Toenail clippings. Yummy...

    • F. 

      Nothing. Empty. Like my head.

    • G. 

      Where is the jar located???

  • 5. 
    Who is your favourite Cluedo character???
    • A. 

      Mrs. White

    • B. 

      Professor Plum

    • C. 

      Colonel Mustard

    • D. 

      Miss Scarlett

    • E. 

      Mrs. Peacock

    • F. 

      Reverend Green

    • G. 

      What the hell is Cluedo???

  • 6. 
    If you were to put a question in this quiz, what would it be???
    • A. 

      Ugh...???

    • B. 

      Who the hell made this quiz??? I want to track them down and kill them. Mwa ha ha...

    • C. 

      What is your favourite type of flower???

    • D. 

      You lazy sod!!! You just couldn't think of a better question.

    • E. 

      What is the third law of quantum physics???

    • F. 

      Where do you keep your underwear???

    • G. 

      Where did I put my car keys???

  • 7. 
    What is your favourite day of the week???
    • A. 

      Friday, because I have pancakes.

    • B. 

      Saturday. It's always sunny.

    • C. 

      Wednesday, I like how it sounds.

    • D. 

      Monday. What??? I thought the question was what's the worst day of the week!!! Poop!!!

    • E. 

      Tuesday!!! It starts with T!!!

    • F. 

      Pass.

    • G. 

      Everyday is Thursday!!! Or is that just me???

  • 8. 
    How do you answer the phone when it rings???
    • A. 

      Mooooo!!!

    • B. 

      I am from the telstra telecommunications department??? What you want???

    • C. 

      Hello???

    • D. 

      Hello ____ speaking...

    • E. 

      You've got the wrong number!!!

    • F. 

      Greetings. This is the residence of _______. How may I help you???

    • G. 

      Meeoow!!! Sugarpuff!!!