Which Type Of Nut Are You?
Find out which type of nut are!
- 1.
Have you ever wondered what vegemite would taste like spread on a carrot???
- A.
What a preposterous question!
- B.
I don't have that big a brain.
- C.
Oooh... vegecarrot.
- D.
Meh.
- E.
Well, given scientifically based tests I have just conducted, both of these substances are edible, and now that I have read that question I have inevitably pondered its answer. So, yes.
- F.
Horrible.
- G.
What? I'm allergic to vegemite. Damn, I thought about it. Bother.
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- 2.
What colour would a spotty llama look best in???
- A.
Hmmm... let me get back to you on that.
- B.
Orange. Definitely orange.
- C.
Green. You really love trees!
- D.
Red, with purple highlights.
- E.
To look its best, the llama should only show its true colours.
- F.
What colour are the spots???
- G.
A colour that matches its eyes.
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- 3.
Describe the life of a floral curtain living on a dirty window.
- A.
Desperately dull.
- B.
Tragically reminiscent of a particularly pathetic attempt at topiary.
- C.
Floral.
- D.
It's not the window's fault its dirty, is it??? So... humph.
- E.
Omfg. You sad, sad creature.
- F.
What's a curtain??? What's a window???!!!
- G.
Hmmm... I'll just back away slowly now.
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- 4.
If you were a jar, what would you contain???
- A.
Fairy dust!!!
- B.
Why a jar??? Why not a... tupperware container???
- C.
Jelly beans.
- D.
Chickpeas.
- E.
Toenail clippings. Yummy...
- F.
Nothing. Empty. Like my head.
- G.
Where is the jar located???
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- 5.
Who is your favourite Cluedo character???
- A.
Mrs. White
- B.
Professor Plum
- C.
Colonel Mustard
- D.
Miss Scarlett
- E.
Mrs. Peacock
- F.
Reverend Green
- G.
What the hell is Cluedo???
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- 6.
If you were to put a question in this quiz, what would it be???
- A.
Ugh...???
- B.
Who the hell made this quiz??? I want to track them down and kill them. Mwa ha ha...
- C.
What is your favourite type of flower???
- D.
You lazy sod!!! You just couldn't think of a better question.
- E.
What is the third law of quantum physics???
- F.
Where do you keep your underwear???
- G.
Where did I put my car keys???
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- 7.
What is your favourite day of the week???
- A.
Friday, because I have pancakes.
- B.
Saturday. It's always sunny.
- C.
Wednesday, I like how it sounds.
- D.
Monday. What??? I thought the question was what's the worst day of the week!!! Poop!!!
- E.
Tuesday!!! It starts with T!!!
- F.
Pass.
- G.
Everyday is Thursday!!! Or is that just me???
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- 8.
How do you answer the phone when it rings???
- A.
Mooooo!!!
- B.
I am from the telstra telecommunications department??? What you want???
- C.
Hello???
- D.
Hello ____ speaking...
- E.
You've got the wrong number!!!
- F.
Greetings. This is the residence of _______. How may I help you???
- G.
Meeoow!!! Sugarpuff!!!
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