What a preposterous question!
I don't have that big a brain.
Well, given scientifically based tests I have just conducted, both of these substances are edible, and now that I have read that question I have inevitably pondered its answer. So, yes.
What? I'm allergic to vegemite. Damn, I thought about it. Bother.
Hmmm... let me get back to you on that.
Orange. Definitely orange.
Green. You really love trees!
Red, with purple highlights.
To look its best, the llama should only show its true colours.
What colour are the spots???
A colour that matches its eyes.
Tragically reminiscent of a particularly pathetic attempt at topiary.
It's not the window's fault its dirty, is it??? So... humph.
Omfg. You sad, sad creature.
What's a curtain??? What's a window???!!!
Hmmm... I'll just back away slowly now.
Why a jar??? Why not a... tupperware container???
Toenail clippings. Yummy...
Nothing. Empty. Like my head.
Where is the jar located???
What the hell is Cluedo???
Who the hell made this quiz??? I want to track them down and kill them. Mwa ha ha...
What is your favourite type of flower???
You lazy sod!!! You just couldn't think of a better question.
What is the third law of quantum physics???
Where do you keep your underwear???
Where did I put my car keys???
Friday, because I have pancakes.
Saturday. It's always sunny.
Wednesday, I like how it sounds.
Monday. What??? I thought the question was what's the worst day of the week!!! Poop!!!
Tuesday!!! It starts with T!!!
Everyday is Thursday!!! Or is that just me???
I am from the telstra telecommunications department??? What you want???
Hello ____ speaking...
You've got the wrong number!!!
Greetings. This is the residence of _______. How may I help you???