Which Type Of Nut Are You?

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Almond

You are an almond!!!You are tanned and slightly too wrinkly for your age.Your favorite past times include being eaten as part of a candle lit dinner and being oval shaped with a little point at the end.You like to listen to screeching classical music on a radio with bad reception.You find safety in numbers but you have orange knickers.You are highly compatible with macadamia nuts.

Pecan

You are a pecan!!!You like sunny days and long walks on the beach.You should always buy red shoes because you like apricots. Bananas give you nightmares and tinned peaches make you get slightly itchy. You enjoy the sound of running water but can't stand people who wear socks with sandals.Don't go near any pinenuts today as that will give you 3.75 years of pungent foot odour.
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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Have you ever wondered what vegemite would taste like spread on a carrot???
    • A. 

      What a preposterous question!

    • B. 

      I don't have that big a brain.

    • C. 

      Oooh... vegecarrot.

    • D. 

      Meh.

    • E. 

      Well, given scientifically based tests I have just conducted, both of these substances are edible, and now that I have read that question I have inevitably pondered its answer. So, yes.

    • F. 

      Horrible.

    • G. 

      What? I'm allergic to vegemite. Damn, I thought about it. Bother.

  • 2. 
    What colour would a spotty llama look best in???
    • A. 

      Hmmm... let me get back to you on that.

    • B. 

      Orange. Definitely orange.

    • C. 

      Green. You really love trees!

    • D. 

      Red, with purple highlights.

    • E. 

      To look its best, the llama should only show its true colours.

    • F. 

      What colour are the spots???

    • G. 

      A colour that matches its eyes.

  • 3. 
    Describe the life of a floral curtain living on a dirty window.
    • A. 

      Desperately dull.

    • B. 

      Tragically reminiscent of a particularly pathetic attempt at topiary.

    • C. 

      Floral.

    • D. 

      It's not the window's fault its dirty, is it??? So... humph.

    • E. 

      Omfg. You sad, sad creature.

    • F. 

      What's a curtain??? What's a window???!!!

    • G. 

      Hmmm... I'll just back away slowly now.

  • 4. 
    If you were a jar, what would you contain???
    • A. 

      Fairy dust!!!

    • B. 

      Why a jar??? Why not a... tupperware container???

    • C. 

      Jelly beans.

    • D. 

      Chickpeas.

    • E. 

      Toenail clippings. Yummy...

    • F. 

      Nothing. Empty. Like my head.

    • G. 

      Where is the jar located???

  • 5. 
    Who is your favourite Cluedo character???
    • A. 

      Mrs. White

    • B. 

      Professor Plum

    • C. 

      Colonel Mustard

    • D. 

      Miss Scarlett

    • E. 

      Mrs. Peacock

    • F. 

      Reverend Green

    • G. 

      What the hell is Cluedo???

  • 6. 
    If you were to put a question in this quiz, what would it be???
    • A. 

      Ugh...???

    • B. 

      Who the hell made this quiz??? I want to track them down and kill them. Mwa ha ha...

    • C. 

      What is your favourite type of flower???

    • D. 

      You lazy sod!!! You just couldn't think of a better question.

    • E. 

      What is the third law of quantum physics???

    • F. 

      Where do you keep your underwear???

    • G. 

      Where did I put my car keys???

  • 7. 
    What is your favourite day of the week???
    • A. 

      Friday, because I have pancakes.

    • B. 

      Saturday. It's always sunny.

    • C. 

      Wednesday, I like how it sounds.

    • D. 

      Monday. What??? I thought the question was what's the worst day of the week!!! Poop!!!

    • E. 

      Tuesday!!! It starts with T!!!

    • F. 

      Pass.

    • G. 

      Everyday is Thursday!!! Or is that just me???

  • 8. 
    How do you answer the phone when it rings???
    • A. 

      Mooooo!!!

    • B. 

      I am from the telstra telecommunications department??? What you want???

    • C. 

      Hello???

    • D. 

      Hello ____ speaking...

    • E. 

      You've got the wrong number!!!

    • F. 

      Greetings. This is the residence of _______. How may I help you???

    • G. 

      Meeoow!!! Sugarpuff!!!

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