Yes, I do. Especially when I can share it with my friends.
Of course! It's the best way to trick someone into ingesting something unexpected!
YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! It goes straight to my biceps.
Yes. But I won't eat it just because someone else tells me to. It might not be safe.
I'll send my friend across first to test it.
I'll send the king across first, and if he seems to be okay, I will pull out my machete.
I will shed all unnecessary loads, and run across alone.
I will test the bridge myself, and then be ready to help anyone else across.
I don't appreciate that so-called "holiday." It gives opportunity for dangerous events, which could harm my friends.
I steer clear of April Fool's Day, because then I can avoid embarrassment.
I pretend the world doesn't revolve around me. It's hilarious!
I enjoy filling a cup with poison and tricking others into drinking it.
Out of a trough.
Reclining on my favorite couch.
I don't drink the wine; I poison it and give it to the king.
Surrounded by my many adoring fans... And pretty girls ;)
Ask the teacher if I can see the answer key, and double check his corrections myself.
Buckle down and work harder next time.
Fail? Me? What? Never.
Banish my teacher. After all, what authority does a West Hartfordian have over a Roman?
Gym teachers. We can compare bicep sizes.
Chemistry teachers. They teach me about pois- I mean compounds.
Goody Two Shoes.
I'm up late in the kitchen, hatching plans.
Early. I need my beauty sleep.
I stay up as long as I need to help all my friends.
Whenever I need, to get a solid 8 hours.
I'm by his side, ready to talk to him whenever he needs.
Tell him it was the right thing to do. Everyone's better off alone.
Whip out the poison and go after the ex. After all, who is she to hurt my fellow Roman?
I'll set him up with one of my many gorgeous female fans.