Eggs, Toast, Bacon, Fresh squeezed OJ
I forget if they had breakfast
Flapjacks and Hominy Grits
Healthy High Fiber Cereal
Wherever the latest hippest luxury resort is
Anywhere's outdoorsy - Dude Ranch, River Rafting, Camping
Washington DC - They have the best museums and historic sights
The Mall of America
The Country Store
The Organic Farmer's Market
Voice lessons, Fencing, Horseback Riding, Etiquette lessons
Gardening, Babysitting, Fishing, Housework
Singing, Dancing, Signing autographs
Homework, Bickering with Siblings, Daydream about their future
Political Canvassing, Product launches, Door to Door sales
A small family affair with heartfelt handmade gifts
When your littlest one got their first tattoo
Awkward - we didn't want to offend anyone
A celebration of the special and unique person that your child has become
A wild party - lots of pranks, great food, and everyone dancing.
Christmas when you all gather round the tree, sing carols, drink cocoa and exchange gifts
Valentines Day - when you see who got the most valentines from the cutest guys
St Paddy's Day. Any excuse to get plastered!
Take your kid to work day. It's important for kids to be exposed to what their parents do for a living.
Election Day. After all that hard work and polling, you can't wait to win, again!
Long Distance, on their calling cards
By whatever name feels most comfortable
Using the latest cell phone technology
Ma and Pa
Using respectable traditional monikers like Mom and Dad
A pleasure. The kids are really coming along and you are so proud of the work they do.
An excuse for you and your friends to sneak out and blow off some steam
A chance for you to meet the teachers AND pass out some of your signature choco chip cookies.
Great once you found all their classrooms. You only popped in for a few for each but everyone's just swell!
A four mile walk uphill, both ways, in the snow. But you felt it was important to be there. Wish you'd had some shoes with soles.
Hits the road. Superbowl Sunday is a great day to travel. You can catch the halftime show at a road stop.
Gathers in front of the big screen with close family and friends and tons of snacks.
Calls a caterer, has a giant inflatable screen installed in the back yard by the pool, and invites over 70 of your most prestigious pals
Gathers at a local eatery with friends from the lodge, neighbors and all the youngsters.
Hits the mall in search of a real awesome sale