Do they even require time to be wasted on?
Maybe an hour?
All day! I'm almost always at home, and I want something to focus on.
I would divide a large portion of my day looking after them, but only after school/work
Lots! I've owned several other birds, and I've got plenty of information on caring for birds.
None/not that much, but I'm eager to learn.
None/not that much - I just want something to watch and do basic tasks for.
What kind of question is this?!
Ugh . . . I just want to relax with a sweet friend.
I'm kind of scared of it. And the mess?! Does it require a diaper?
OMG, that bird is AWESOME! I want one RIGHT NOW!
Wow, that bird is great. I hope she's giving it lots and lots of attention - I don't want to wake up to constant screaming.
I want a bird smaller than a hamster, please.
It's nice, but it's too big/it might bite the kids too hard
Would I?! That's the most important thing!
It would be really nice, but I don't need it.
No, I don't really want it to talk or make noise. I just want a silent companion, like I am
I'd rather have it sing.
It would be nice, but I wouldn't buy a bird just because of its talking ability.
No, the kids are out of the nest - now I want to be a parrot-parent.
Yes. I want a bird that'll be my companion and entertain the kids without hurting them.
Yes - part of the reason I want one is to be a playmate to my kid(s).
Yeah! I've been bugging Mom to get me one so much, she's finally let me have one!
The answer doesn't matter, since I just want a bird to watch.
I feel uneasy, I hope it's not expensive!
I've been seriously considering it - I want a big type of bird and I'd want to talk to a foster parent.
That'd be fine, I never thought they had them before.
I don't think they'd have little birds; they'd probably just have Conures and Cockatoos.
I've seen adorable white pigeons wandering around. . . If there's a rescue for them, I'll go to it!
I want to have a close bond with my bird. . . I've read up on this sort of thing.
I want to impress my friends with my awesome bird!
Nah, I'd just like to watch them.
I would like to have a quiet friend, but I don't need a especially strong bond.
I want a bond, but I don't want the bird to try and mate with me!
Pretty small. . . cute, but not with one of those huge beaks!
Small - really cute with a body just made for cuddling!
Big and really flashy, like those birds I saw on TV.
I want a large, engaging bird that can offer life-time friendship.
Like a hamster. Really small and really cute!
My whole family (husband/boyfriend and kid(s)) are supportive!
They don't really want a bird, but it'd be my bird, anyway.
They're okay with it.
My whole family (all over 18) are really interested in getting a bird. It would be primarily mine, but a family pet too.
My husband/boyfriend is supportive, but we don't want our bird hurting our baby/young child.
We've got plenty of money and have no qualms about spending it on our bird!
We've got $200+ left over, but we don't want to be continually spending money.
About $20 - $50.
Over a hundred.
At least one person in our family has a productive job, and we've got money saved.
I'm living with my parents.
I have a small house, but plenty of space in the backyard.
I've got space in the house, but I/ my landlord don't/doesn't want a single scratch on the house!
I own a large house and have plenty of space for exercising my bird.
I have barely any room and want a bird that won't take up a lot of space.
I have a medium-sized house and a place to put a medium-sized cage.