Which New Crew Member Are You?

20 Questions

Which New Crew Member Are You?

The Robbing Crew is getting back together, and this time they're all grown up, (except for Rexammne, that's debatable) more organized and more prepared than ever, not to mention now only going after bad guys. No more robbing the Hokage's mansion like sneaky-bad little kids, this time they're going after Orochimaru's hideout! Find out if you are one of the six original members left of the Robbing Crew, or one of the four brand new members of the New Crew! Take this quiz and find out which of the New Crew hoodlums your personality best matches with, and stay thuggin'!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    It is the first day and the first meeting in the New Robbing Crew, or the New Crew for short. You look around the room at the rest of the crew members. Some faces are familiar, some are not. Immediately, your eyes are drawn to a very tall and intimidating guy who reminds you a lot of Shaquille O'Neal except somehow even taller. He comes up to you, puts his arm over your shoulder, and says, "Hey bruh, since we are very good friends and you love giving me stuff, can I have 20 dollars? I really need it bra, but you don't. You don't mind. Can I have the money?" This Robbing Crew meeting doesn't seem to be starting on a good foot, but you'll give it a chance.  What is your response? 
    • A. 

      Sure bruh, I would never not give you money that you need! I'm your friend!

    • B. 

      BUZZ OFF YOU GREEDY MOTHERFUCKER, I'M NOT GIVING YOU ANYTHING!

    • C. 

      Dude, I don't even know you...

    • D. 

      Don't say anything, just silently hand him the money

    • E. 

      Get off me, bra

    • F. 

      You freeze in place because you are too scared to move

    • G. 

      Try to shove his arm off of you

    • H. 

      No, man! How about you give ME the money instead?

    • I. 

      Sure, bra! I love giving you stuff and am cheesing while doing so!

    • J. 

      NO!!!!!! I only give money to my mom!!!!

  • 2. 
    If you could choose your role in the New Crew, what would it be?
    • A. 

      Just a regular member who robs

    • B. 

      The Guard

    • C. 

      The Main Leader

    • D. 

      The Spy

    • E. 

      The Cash Collector

    • F. 

      The Co-Leader

    • G. 

      The Co-Leader in Chief

    • H. 

      The Snot-nosed Kid

  • 3. 
    Do you smoke weed?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      HELL yes

    • C. 

      Only occasionally

    • D. 

      Yes, TO BE BAD!!!!

    • E. 

      Never

  • 4. 
    What is your relationship with your MOM? 
    • A. 

      My mom is the only one who can tell me what to do, but I still act bad and disrespectful anyway!!

    • B. 

      I respect my mom always, but she can be annoying and a little scary

    • C. 

      I love my mom

    • D. 

      I never knew my mom as a kid

    • E. 

      I killed my mom

    • F. 

      I love to give my mom money and items and she loves to give me money and items!

    • G. 

      She always gives me snacks to eat

    • H. 

      We don't really get along

  • 5. 
    How do you feel about Rexammne, the Robbing Crew/New Crew's and the Leaf's Snot-nosed Kid?
    • A. 

      REXAMMNE MAKES ME SO MAD, I CAN'T STAND THAT BRAT!!!!!!

    • B. 

      I just ignore him

    • C. 

      He's annoying, but I can tolerate him most of the time

    • D. 

      That kid doesn't seem to like me very much for some reason, he' always trying to tackle me

    • E. 

      We're cool

    • F. 

      He seems to fear me

    • G. 

      I consider him a friend but man, can he get annoying!

  • 6. 
    If the stupid using snake or Boareato caught you robbing their hideout, what would you do?
    • A. 

      Alert the other members that the using snake or the retarded hog was coming

    • B. 

      Run

    • C. 

      Fight them yourself while your partner in crime runs away with the money

    • D. 

      Call for backup from your partner in crime

    • E. 

      Try to come to an agreement with them

    • F. 

      Fight them yourself while also calling your partner in crime to stay and fight with you

  • 7. 
    Your first mission in the Robbing Crew with your partner in crime was successful, and you carry the money back to the Robbing Crew meeting spot safely. Now you just have the problem of how to distribute the money equally to all the members. How do you go about doing this?
    • A. 

      I give everyone each one dollar at a time until everyone in The Crew has an equal amount

    • B. 

      I pretend to divide the money equally but really take more than my fair share

    • C. 

      I give out equal amounts of money to all partners in crime and let them divide it equally among themselves

    • D. 

      I take my share and let everyone else deal with the rest

    • E. 

      I let everyone else keep all the money and take none for myself

    • F. 

      I grab handfuls of dollars and start throwing them at people

  • 8. 
    How would you handle it if someone in the Crew was taking more money than their share?
    • A. 

      I would be the one taking money, they don't need it! But I DO need it.

    • B. 

      I would have a talk with them about how we need to share with everyone or this Crew will implode again

    • C. 

      I kick them out

    • D. 

      I tell them that they broke our agreement and that it wasn't cool!

    • E. 

      I yell at them

    • F. 

      I get angry because now I won't have money to buy more potato chips

  • 9. 
    Which of the following people would you say you get along with most/are your friends in the New Crew?
    • A. 

      Shippou, Temari, Kankuro

    • B. 

      Everyone is my friend!

    • C. 

      Ranmaro, Rexammne

    • D. 

      Choji

    • E. 

      Bruh

    • F. 

      Big Bruh

  • 10. 
    Anyone you DON'T like in the New Crew?
    • A. 

      REXAMMNE!!!!!!!!

    • B. 

      I'm fine with everyone as long as they don't start trouble with me

    • C. 

      No

    • D. 

      I'm pretty intimidated by Big Bruh, but there's no one I really don't like

    • E. 

      TEMARI!!!!!!!!

  • 11. 
    Favorite animal?
    • A. 

      Hawk

    • B. 

      Cat

    • C. 

      Fox

    • D. 

      Dog

    • E. 

      Raccoon

    • F. 

      A stuffed toy animal I can throw at people

    • G. 

      Ferret

    • H. 

      Walrus

  • 12. 
    You are on the second New Crew mission. You are in Orochimaru's hideout and you spot the safe, but there is a giant snake guarding it! The snake is asleep, but if you make too much noise you're 100% sure it will wake up! What do you do about this?
    • A. 

      Grab it as fast as you can so the sneke doesn't have time to bite you and RUN

    • B. 

      Quietly sneak in and try not to wake it, hoping for the best

    • C. 

      Use a teleportation jutsu to bring the safe to you

    • D. 

      Get your dog to kill the snake so you can take the safe without an issue

    • E. 

      Shoot a toy dart gun at the snake and yell, "WHAM! You're dead!" extremely loudly

    • F. 

      Trap the snake in a genjutsu to make it slither away so you can get the safe

    • G. 

      Try to make peace and come to an agreement with the snake

    • H. 

      Use your puppet to grab the safe without having to touch it yourself

    • I. 

      Scare the snake away by looking like Chucky on deck

    • J. 

      Use Fat Boy Roll to crush the snake

  • 13. 
    Were you sneaky bad as a kid?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      I'm sneaky bad NOW

    • D. 

      A little

    • E. 

      Yup!

  • 14. 
    Are you ready for Big Bra?
    • A. 

      Yes!

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      No one is ready for Big Bra...

    • D. 

      Who is Big Bra?

    • E. 

      Yes and I love to give him stuff and give up my entire life to do so

  • 15. 
    Would you say that you make a good leader?
    • A. 

      I'm okay

    • B. 

      Yep!

    • C. 

      I don't want to lead people, I just want to make peace with them!

    • D. 

      Eh, I'm not really the leader type

    • E. 

      I think so, but most people say no

    • F. 

      I'm a follower

    • G. 

      Nah, but I try

    • H. 

      I DON'T CARE!!!!!! I JUST WANNA BE BAD!!!!!!!

  • 16. 
    Were you one of the original members of the Robbing Crew, or are you a new member who just joined this year?
    • A. 

      I'm an original member

    • B. 

      I just joined

  • 17. 
    Do you think the Robbing Crew is a goon squad?
    • A. 

      No, they just do what they want. Problem with that?

    • B. 

      Yes, they're nothing but a bunch of hoodlums!!!!!

    • C. 

      Nope. DEAL WITH IT!!!!

    • D. 

      They're street trash

    • E. 

      I don't have an opinion either way

  • 18. 
    What do you usually do in Crew meetings?
    • A. 

      Smoke weed

    • B. 

      Smoke a LOT of weed

    • C. 

      Smoke inhuman amounts of weed

    • D. 

      Just listen to the plan

    • E. 

      Eat

    • F. 

      Bug for money

    • G. 

      Act bad and throw temper tantrums

    • H. 

      Stand there totally silent with your arms crossed

  • 19. 
    Last question: What does your sensei think about you/ your squad?
    • A. 

      My sensei is proud of me/my squad

    • B. 

      My sensei thinks our squad is a bunch of thugs and street trash

    • C. 

      My sensei thinks I need to work harder sometimes

    • D. 

      My sensei hates me because I tried to take their money even though I explained we had an agreement with each other

    • E. 

      My sensei is neutral towards me

    • F. 

      I don't care, SHE'S STUPID!!!!!!

  • 20. 
    Just kidding bra! This is the last question for real. Do you value the Almighty Dollar?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No