Which Naruto boy is right for you?

1. Your favorite subject is

Math

Science

Lunch

I don't need school

All of them

2. "There was a queen who had two horses. She used these horses to help her win a battle against a neighboring king. After the battle, both victor and vanquished lay side by side. How tall is the queen's castle?" You are asked this riddle by a random person, never having heard it before. what do you answer?

The riddle is too hard and you give up, getting a little angry

You wonder if staying home to solve this riddle will be a valid excuse to get away from your paperwork.

Why should I waste my time with something like this?

You think about it for 20 seconds or so then explain "They were playing chess, so the queen's castle is about two inches tall."

The answer is obviously a two-headed toaster

3. Do you consider yourself Good or Evil?

Grey/Neither

Evil, and lovin' it

Sometimes i switch back and forth

Both

Good, I guess

4. If you could have one wish, what would it be?

Something like that can't be real

Wishes will never satisfy you... perfection is an illusion.

Kill the person who is in my way

To end my fragmented existence

To be super-skinny

5. What would you rather have?

A dog made out of sausage

Perfect hair

The popular guy/girl

A guy/girl who i can admire for who they are

A perfect world

6. What is your cause?

To find something interesting to do... it keeps me occupied.

To protect the person who is important to me

To ruin other people's lives

I simply exist

To do whatever my emotions drive me to do...

7. You are put into a situation where you can save either the person you care about or a whole village of people. The other party will all die. what do you do?

Save the person I really Care about

Save the village, obviously

Find a way to save both of them

Let them die, and kill the person who forced me to choose, laughing at the fool who thought he could predict me so easily.

Sacrifice my own life instead. If someone has to die, my life is no more valuable than anyone else's.

8. A person seems to have some kind of vendetta against you, is trying to make you angry. What do you do?

Lose your temper and beat the fire out of them

Ignore their taunts. What they say is ill founded. You have nothing to prove to anyone, and no need to justify yourself.

No one can make me angry

If they have a real reason to hate me, avoid them. If not, give them what they're asking for.

Show little outward signs of it, even though inside they are hurting you.

9. You are tormented by...

Shame

Something that happened in my past

I am at peace

Pretty much anything that could possibly torment me.

My struggles within

10. When you propose...

You will throw it in there casually while your doing your daily routine not even looking at the person.

It will be done traditionally

I won't propose... becuase I won't get married... becuase I'm that much of a loner.

I've already been down that road, and I won't be going down it again.

*blushes*

11. You have the ability...

To manipulate people and situations.

To create humor in even the most serious of situations.

To pwn even without going all out.

To keep trouble-makers in line.

To be really weird

12. Who is most important to you?

There isn't anyone who isn't important to me.

Myself

I don't care about anyone, not even myself.

God

Those people most precious to me

13. Your favorite animal is...

A black cat

A bat

A white horse

A small bear-cute but deadly

A robot

14. You see a woman being mugged. What do you do?

Save her, duh

Yay, something interesting to watch.

Kill the mugger and erase her memory.

Consult the authorities and see that things are taken care of by proper process of law.

Come up with a plan to save her and punish the mugger without putting yourself at risk.

15. Do you believe in Destiny

Yes... everyone is subject to destiny's rule

You never know how things will turn out

If only destiny was real...

Our destiny changes with our thought; we shall become what we wish to become, do what we wish to do, when our habitual thought corresponds with our desire.

Yes... but that doesn't mean that I can't surpass my destiny, even if many cannot.

16. You want to marry for?

Love

Money

Cover/Image

I wouldn't settle for just one woman/guy

A golden spork

17. What do you need to succeed?

To do whatever it takes, even if it means selling your soul.

The will to keep going

A good poker-face

The Magazines I hide under my mattress

Good looks and money

18. You consider yourself...

A cute little girl

An evil mastermind

I don't know anymore...

A person who will change the world

An average teenager

19. Your long term goal is

World Domination

Don't really have one anymore...

To get rich

To find the truth and take my revenge

I just want to see people in pain

20. Loyalty...

Is something I have for only a few people but pretend to have for many

Is something I can force/trick other people to have for me

Is something I have for my country

Should lie to those with authority

Is cheese-flavored

Is worthless. You can't trust anyone really.

21. Your past...

Is filled with betrayal

Is your own business

Is dominated by a loss

All of the above

Made me realize things weren't as simple as I thought.

22. What do you like to watch?

Tv doesn't have enough Pornz

Monster truck rally

My favorite Tv show, Sumo bunnys in space

Spice girls videos

Tragedies

23. Those who hurt or oppose you...

Are evil

Are probably just misguided

Are in my way, and deserve no mercy

Are simply my enemies. There is nothing personal about it.

Are fools to think they could ever compete with me.

It's Satan's fault that these people are trying to hurt me.

24. What do you value in other people?

Purity

Randomness

Strength

That They are American

Usefulness

25. What is your motto?

Do what you want, when you want, where you want

I am the Greatest!

The World Is Trash

I Have no motto. I have no rules or anything like that.

Do whatever I must to achieve my goals

26. What should be done about the war in Iraq?

I should use it to accomplish my own goals.

Our men are dying pointlessly. We should come up with a better tactic.

Instead of having wars, they should just resolve all their problems with card games like the Muslims in Egypt do.

There's nothing we can do... people are just going to die.

It's better to let those in charge make the moral decisions and just follow along.

27. What do you do when someone is bothering you?

Tune them out

All their insults are really just my entertainment

Show them who the boss is

Get someone else to handle them for me

Nothing

28. Find the x: 3^x + 4^x = 5^x

9

I could solve problems like that in my sleep! a real champion doesn't need to bother with geometry!

2

There it is ---> x

How about you solve for x and quit pestering me with this?

29. What is something you dislike or would dislike?

Other People

The Man tryin' to keep me down.

Being exposed as a fraud

Any kind of aggression

Impurity

30. What is one of your hobbies?

Math

Just Being Awesome

Tossing Chickens through the flaming hoop of Death.

Sipping Wine

Inflicting Pain upon others

31. Why are you taking this quiz?

To try and learn more about myself

For fun

I need something to do in between looking up Pornz.

Because, in America we can do whatever we feel like.

To satisfy my boredom

32. What is one thing you want?

I'm already perfect, what could you possibly have for me?

To vanquish evil

Acceptance for who i am

A strong will

To kill people

33. What is more important?

Honor

Your Reputation

Wisdom

The little people who live inside my nose

Who cares? I just do things

Science

34. What is a good quality about you?

Intelligence

Kindness

I will sacrifice my own good qualities for others sake

High Status

Understanding

35. What is your favorite food?

Sweets

YoYos dipped in fingernail polish

Tch, that isn't important

Blood

Pizza

36. Who are you loyal to?

That's hard to say... deciding between my friends and the things I want myself.

My self

My country

The people who encourage me

Whoever is doing what's right

37. What would be your downfall?

Want for power

I will not fall. I hate to lose.

I can calculate everything perfectly and make adjustments. I won't fall.

Too trusting

I'm human

38. What is your favorite color

Black

Violet

White

Pink

(pick this one to cheat. you'll get the right answer)

39. How do you feel about other people?

Other people don't understand me... I'll probably be alone forever

There are only a few people I really care about

They disgust me. I wish I could fix that

I only need myself

I care about everyone

40. The guy/girl you've liked for a long time confesses their love for you. what do you do?

Freeze up, and botch it.

Accept immediately without thinking

Partially accept it... it's awkward and difficult to do something like this.

I accept it, though I don't show that I'm any more interested than necessary.

Refuse without giving a real explanation. You don't deserve someone that great.

41. What is your deadly sin?

Pride

Wrath

Envy

Lust

All Seven of them

42. What is your weapon of choice?

Knives

A teddy bear with blades hidden in it

My brain

Power borrowed from someone else

Good old fashioned hard-core training which gives me great strength

Which Naruto Boy Is Right For You?