Which Major Should You Date?

5 Questions | By Varsityshow | Updated: Mar 10, 2023 | Attempts: 562

Having trouble navigating the world of college dating? Take this quiz to find out which major is right for you- to date!

You May Get

English Major

Contemplative and overconfident, English majors are always happy to evaluate a metaphor or make broad generalizations about a situation based on a turn of phrase. A perfect date might include vigorous debate of the canonical texts over soy lattes at the Hungarian Pastry Shop or a trip the Butler Stacks... to actually get a book. Pro: The beautiful, sweeping love poetry they'll write for youCon: How do you know if it's really for you, or just for their blog?

Economics Major

You like your significant other pragmatic, distant, and rich. They'll take you out on the town for a classic New York evening. But beware- any mention of Fannie Mae, Bear Stearns, or Lehman Brothers may provoke an outburst of wailing and tears. Pro: Pick the right one and you could end up as a Trophy Spouse!Con: Have you seen the current economic climate?

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Questions and Answers

1.

It's 1:00am on Thursday night. What are you doing?
- A.
  
  Sleeping
- B.
  
  Studying
- C.
  
  Eating curly fries and playing board games at JJ's
- D.
  
  Conversing over creative cocktails at Sip
- E.
  
  Listening to Jazz downtown
2.

What's your idea of a cute meet?
- A.
  
  They're buying going to dinner in John Jay but left their ID at home; you swoop in and offer to swipe them through.
- B.
  
  They're so impressed by the story you tell in class about the years you spent in the circus that they come up to you after class to hear more.
- C.
  
  They blow up their Bunsen burner in lab and you have to share.
- D.
  
  You're playing Frisbee on the lawns and they jump up to catch a stray throw.
- E.
  
  Their perceptive comments in class about the perpetuation of the heteronormative hegemony make your heart flutter.
3.

You've been together for a couple weeks now. What role-playing game do you decide to introduce into your love life?
- A.
  
  Elizabeth Bennett and Mr. Darcy
- B.
  
  Two stock brokers on the trading floor
- C.
  
  The nurse and the soldier on V-J Day
- D.
  
  Princess Leia in the gold bikini and Han Solo
- E.
  
  You put on a hot pink wig and pretend to be a "new student"
4.

Which of these relationship sins would make you break up with your significant other?
- A.
  
  They're too immature.
- B.
  
  They always want you to stop studying and do things with them.
- C.
  
  They don't know what an Oxford comma is.
- D.
  
  They want you to commit to plans for Christmas in April.
- E.
  
  They don't understand why financial executives need giant bonuses.
5.

What's your favorite neighborhood in New York?
- A.
  
  Lower East Side
- B.
  
  Um... The Village! No, Chinatown! No, the Meatpacking District!
- C.
  
  Wall Street
- D.
  
  Neighborhood? I never leave Butler.
- E.
  
  Central Park