69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 all da wayyy
Missionary... preach it sista!
Doggy Style Woof !
Sex ooooouuu what's that?
Anything... as long as were standing up
Old fashion bedroom with your parents sleeping next door
Floor... you like it dirty ;)
Kitchen counter... bedroom is too far.. plus its closer to the food
In the wilderness.. Like dora! The explorer!
Threesome? Pshhh lets go for the gold and make a foursome
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww GET THE DISENFECTANT!!!!!!
Well... if its what my partner wants....
Yup for sure... and when were done ill secretly kill them all
Deeply and passionately
So softly every kiss feels like the first
Kissing?? eeeeewwwwwww girls have cooootttiessssss
Tongue tongue and more tongue
Get a giant Blimp and spread the letters across the sky
Put the ring in the bread roll and have her "accidentally" choke
Write it in the Sand
Throw a dictionary at her face... Just cuz
Hair? psh I like em Bald and Shiny
Afro on Afro on Afro... kinda like stacks on stacks on stacks
Smooth and SIky.. like a baby's but
Long and straight.... like down to the floor long
Sexayyyyyy and Seductive
Smart .. like Book smart
"Hey? is your gf high?" "Nah... this is her usual state"
"Hey look honey! Its a spaceship!!" "Sweetie thats a frisbee"
Fuck kids neutering myself... the devils!
As many as God whats me to have
A boy and A girl
Im gonna be the new 20 and counting... except its gonna be 50 and counting!
A motorcycle.... Yeah thats right.. ur a badass
A GRAND CARAVAN MINIVAN.... i mean where ya going to put the kids otherwise?
A blimp... normal transportation is for suckers
A 1970 sports car
A mini cooper... teehee!
JOB??! she aint gonna have time for no job.. what with all the sandwiches i need.
A stay at home mom
A lawyer.. the money needs to come from somewhere right?
A petstore worker