Tell them they are average and explain they only seem hideous compared to you.
Be brutely honest and admit to them that not even a blind hobo would bone them if they were the last two on earth and it was up to them to repopulate.
Offer them a makeover - They want to see hideous? You'll show them how hideous it can get...
Look around nervously and scratch your neck. Why did they have to ask you? WHY?!
Save the money towards a new dishwasher; it's only fair seeing as you accidentally started the fire that wrecked it.
Blow all the money at a bar buying expensive drinks and tipping the musicians - You'll be loved for your generosity!
Donate the money to a worthy undermining charity to make all their fiendish schemes come true!
Blow it all on a bubble bar, even though you own two already.
Stealing their candy! MWAHAHA! It's your candy now!
Feed them some drugged up breast milk.
Smile and wave; what else is there to do?
Baby? Who cares! Let's head out to a party!
Not ordering more pizzas...
Not being accepted.
Leaving all your fans to grieve over your death - Their lives would suck without you in it!
Not spawning enough evil kiddlings to take over the world!
Seeing the transformation of adults into wrinkled up prunes of course!
Watching sims blow out their candles, wishing they looked as good as you, grow up and get disapointed.
Seeing the birthday boy/girl blow the candles real hard! Hehehe...
A no-budget porno starring kitchen utensils
A action flick made with action figures where the villan wins
A movie based on your life, starring you of course!
A dramatic tale of a outcast who gets his fairytale ending... It's not based on your life, you sware!
France, mainly for the pancakes... They're famous for that right?
Egypt! You need some new stolen treasures.
China definetly - You'll spend the entire trip brushing up on sim-fu and terrorising the locals!
Bridgeport! Bars, dance clubs - everything you could possible need!
Something cool like Billious or Demon, cos they're kick ass ninja names!
After your favourite celebrities. like Angelina or Miley.
Something normal, like Sarah or Paul.
After your favourite foods and ingredients, like Apple or Pie, or even Apple Pie!