Which G2$ Gang Member Are You?
Alan? Maia? Alex? Constance? Emma? They are all unique in their own way, but which one of us do you identify with the most?
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Alan(a)
Alex (Grandma)
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- 1.What are you most passionate about?
- A.
Spanish homework
- B.
Pi kapps
- C.
Pot...tery
- D.
Pot
- E.
Making people uncomfortable
- 2.Where would I find you on a Saturday morning?
- A.
Sully's (bagels & boys)
- B.
Grabbing a quick brunch with Avery
- C.
Derek's apartment
- D.
On a fuoc trip, wishing I was still asleep
- E.
Quality time with my parents
- 3.Who is your celeb look alike?
- A.
Paul Revere
- B.
Taylor Swift on a bad day
- C.
Blake from Workaholics
- D.
Not Jimmy Fallon
- E.
Mother Teresa
- 4.What religion are you?
- A.
Am I allowed to worship Andre?
- B.
I love Jesus.
- C.
All of them
- D.
Catholic
- E.
Astrology
- 5.You wake late with 5 minutes before class starts, what do you do?
- A.
Sweet, now I have an excuse to jog to class
- B.
Shit I'm skipping unless it's history
- C.
Make a quick starbucks run in my sweats and show up fashionably 45 minutes late
- D.
Suck on my nuts, dean
- E.
Well...someone has to take care of the damn petri dish
- 6.How would you describe your eyes?
- A.
As black as my soul
- B.
Bloodshot af
- C.
Closed because I fell asleep doing spanish homework (aka watching friends)
- D.
Glazed over because I think I'm getting sick
- E.
A nice hazel that wonderfully compliment my boyfriend's blues
- 7.What's your FUOC (furman university outdoors club) niche?
- A.
Infiltrate the dealer, find the supplier, destroy fuoc
- B.
I'm just stoked to climb
- C.
Horses because i'm a horse-girl
- D.
I eno every saturday
- E.
People mistake me for a cross country runner?
- 8.What is my spirit animal
- A.
Antelope
- B.
Fox licking window
- C.
Beached whale
- D.
Paul blart, mall cop. among others
- E.
Baby fawn
- 9.How do you feel about marijuana?
- A.
Get in my mouth lol69
- B.
Been there, secondhand-ed that
- C.
What's the point when i have a frat star bf?
- D.
Idk I mean i'd try edibles (420 friendly)
- E.
I dable (420 hella-friendly)
- 10.Who would you go to prom with?
- A.
My cousin, he's hot and godly
- B.
Somebody named Alex
- C.
My french teacher from high school
- D.
Anybody who rides bikes and grinds
- E.
Probably one of my KD sisters
- 11.If you were Greek, what organization would you be a part of?
- A.
ZTA
- B.
KD
- C.
Does CCM count?
- D.
TKE or Chi O if I wanted to put myself through that spiritual trial
- E.
Sig Nu because I went to one of their house parties one time
- 12.How would you spend 10,000 dollars?
- A.
A pack of thoroughbred bloodhounds
- B.
Clash of Clans stock
- C.
A brand-new bikini and hair implants
- D.
Dresses from Anthropologie
- E.
An infinite supply of douche tanks and spotify premium
- 13.Which one of your physical features do you love the most?
- A.
My powerful legs
- B.
My snatch
- C.
My hair on a good day
- D.
My tiny titties
- E.
My nose when I push it up with my finger
- 14.Someone just tripped you! What profanity do you scream?
- A.
Frack
- B.
That felt like someone shoving a pole up my asshole
- C.
Uugghhhh emmmmm
- D.
Titty nipples!
- E.
*hisses*
- 15.Alana Parish is the weakest link in G2$.
- A.
True
- B.
False
- 16.What is your favorite pic to snapchat?
- A.
My dog's butthole
- B.
My thumb face
- C.
I am furman gossip girl xoxo
- D.
Side of face, tongue extended
- E.
70 seconds of me walking to class
- 17.What would you minor in?
- A.
Nudes
- B.
Instagram
- C.
Improv comedy
- D.
Mixology
- E.
The art of meme making
- 18.You have the common sense of a:
- A.
Carrot
- B.
Mature adult
- C.
A kid in a candy store
- D.
A 12 year old boy
- E.
Public school kid who's been there
- 19.What are your political views?
- A.
I'm a Christian
- B.
I literally couldn't tell you who the president is
- C.
Raging liberal
- D.
Let's just put it this way...I only make right turns
- E.
Fuck the system
- 20.What is your relationship like with your siblings?
- A.
I'm the man of the house so they respect me
- B.
We are the best of friends
- C.
I have 1 step brother, 1 step sister, and 2 half sisters but I would consider myself an only child
- D.
I was abused because I was the youngest out of 4
- E.
They stopped taking me seriously 8 years ago
- 21.When you drink alcohol how do you do it?
- A.
Butt chug
- B.
I'm a Christian
- C.
Get a tad schwasted before a frat party...I don't need to be drunk to have a good time
- D.
Fuck it, give me half a handle of Jack and 3 bottles of Andre...I don't want to know who I am
- E.
I wanna go hard but I always puke 3 drinks in
- 22.What Pandora radio station is your favorite?
- A.
Definitely a tie between 2 Chainz and contemporary Christian
- B.
You probably haven't heard of them
- C.
Indian flute music
- D.
Indie pop top 100
- E.
Partridge Family
- 23.What is your favorite book?
- A.
Pride and Prejudice
- B.
Redeeming Love (Christian historical fiction)
- C.
The Secret Language of Birthdays (Horoscope)
- D.
Viking (Romantic historical fiction ft. Fabio)
- E.
The Fault in Our Stars
- 24.If you were to be expelled from Furman how would it happen?
- A.
Baking pot brownies in the poteatery
- B.
Stealing a heller van to make an off campus Starbucks run
- C.
Killing lab partner
- D.
Verbally assaulting everyone in the counseling center
- E.
Committing 21 counts of fraud to steal money for the Furman club soccer team
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