Make sound effects on the side.
Enter and call the name of a previously established character in an annoyed voice.
Come out and present a premise in a european accent.
Start some object work.
Pull a chair center, sit down and start typing.
Act like an animal.
Take notes- I'm the coach.
Jim Beam on the rocks.
Nap or sex
Starbucks double shot espresso
Meet someone crazy on the train so you have a good check-in
Bathtime with salts, lotions, and candles
Eat some unleavened bread and light special candles
Buy a shiny new notebook- I'm the coach.
Jump up and down, yell and wave your arms until he acknowledges your excitement.
Make eye contact with someone and nod appreciatively.
Get everyone to start clapping along.
Point at D-Fish with both arms: "You're the man!"
Don't notice unless you are drunk and dancing.
Order him a beer.
Sorry, what? I was taking notes. I'm the coach.
Dad, the organizer
Uncle Joey, the lovable oddball.
Uncle Jesse, the cool one.
DJ, the hot one.
Michelle, as played by the anorexics Mary Kate and Ashley.
Becky, Jesse's girlfriend, the other cool one but more femme.
I'm the coach.
Get giddy about whatever is next
Bury yourself in work
Pray and make an Action Plan
Take a road trip
Stop wanting it.
Change it- I'm the coach!
This is an unlikely scenario.
Onstage at Mullen's.
Buy them a gag gift.
Wait for them to propose, then mock them.
Fuck them really well, then move into their house. We will have an understanding.
Let's stay on topic- I'm the coach.
I play the real drums. (drum machine)
Am I drunk?
I am the best at this.
I'm the coach.
Shots of whiskey for the cast
I don't eat bar food.
Can I just have some of Andy's tots?
Pizza- we can all share!
Water in a mason jar I'M THE COACH
I wanted to live with Jessica, but ok.
Maybe. -wait for several weeks- Yes.
I can't leave this sweet bar.
I can't, I have a fiancee.
NO!!! ............. Hey, I've been thinking about it and maybe this will be ok.
That is a bad idea as I am the coach.
Used to be professionally employed by ComedySportz.
No one knows I was a chubster
No one knows I have a lot of feelings
No one knows I used to be an engineer
No one knows I break hearts
No one knows I used to get in fights all the time
No one knows I am the coach