Which Frankenreagan Member Are You?
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You know you want to know which one of us knows you best.
- 1.
The stage is empty. What do you do?
- A.
Make sound effects on the side.
- B.
Enter and call the name of a previously established character in an annoyed voice.
- C.
Come out and present a premise in a european accent.
- D.
Start some object work.
- E.
Pull a chair center, sit down and start typing.
- F.
Act like an animal.
- G.
Take notes- I'm the coach.
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- 2.
It's Monday and you are exhausted. What's your pre-game for Mullen's?
- A.
Jim Beam on the rocks.
- B.
Nap or sex
- C.
Starbucks double shot espresso
- D.
Meet someone crazy on the train so you have a good check-in
- E.
Bathtime with salts, lotions, and candles
- F.
Eat some unleavened bread and light special candles
- G.
Buy a shiny new notebook- I'm the coach.
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- 3.
DJ D-Fish starts playing your favorite song. How do you react?
- A.
Jump up and down, yell and wave your arms until he acknowledges your excitement.
- B.
Make eye contact with someone and nod appreciatively.
- C.
Get everyone to start clapping along.
- D.
Point at D-Fish with both arms: "You're the man!"
- E.
Don't notice unless you are drunk and dancing.
- F.
Order him a beer.
- G.
Sorry, what? I was taking notes. I'm the coach.
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- 4.
What's the metaphor for your role in the group, mapped onto the cast of Full House?
- A.
Dad, the organizer
- B.
Uncle Joey, the lovable oddball.
- C.
Uncle Jesse, the cool one.
- D.
DJ, the hot one.
- E.
Michelle, as played by the anorexics Mary Kate and Ashley.
- F.
Becky, Jesse's girlfriend, the other cool one but more femme.
- G.
I'm the coach.
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- 5.
Something doesn't go your way. What is your response?
- A.
Get giddy about whatever is next
- B.
Bury yourself in work
- C.
Pray and make an Action Plan
- D.
Get drunk.
- E.
Take a road trip
- F.
Stop wanting it.
- G.
Change it- I'm the coach!
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- 6.
You are interested in someone. How do you propose marriage?
- A.
This is an unlikely scenario.
- B.
Onstage at Mullen's.
- C.
Buy them a gag gift.
- D.
Wait for them to propose, then mock them.
- E.
Sincerely.
- F.
Fuck them really well, then move into their house. We will have an understanding.
- G.
Let's stay on topic- I'm the coach.
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- 7.
Do you play air drums?
- A.
Yes.
- B.
No.
- C.
I play the real drums. (drum machine)
- D.
Am I drunk?
- E.
I am the best at this.
- F.
I air-guitar.
- G.
I'm the coach.
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- 8.
Favorite food to order at Mullen's?
- A.
Shots of whiskey for the cast
- B.
Veggie wrap
- C.
I don't eat bar food.
- D.
Tater tots
- E.
Can I just have some of Andy's tots?
- F.
Pizza- we can all share!
- G.
Water in a mason jar I'M THE COACH
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- 9.
Do you want to move in together?
- A.
Yeah!
- B.
I wanted to live with Jessica, but ok.
- C.
Maybe. -wait for several weeks- Yes.
- D.
I can't leave this sweet bar.
- E.
I can't, I have a fiancee.
- F.
NO!!! ............. Hey, I've been thinking about it and maybe this will be ok.
- G.
That is a bad idea as I am the coach.
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- 10.
What is your biggest secret?
- A.
Used to be professionally employed by ComedySportz.
- B.
No one knows I was a chubster
- C.
No one knows I have a lot of feelings
- D.
No one knows I used to be an engineer
- E.
No one knows I break hearts
- F.
No one knows I used to get in fights all the time
- G.
No one knows I am the coach
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