Which Frankenreagan Member Are You?

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Which Frankenreagan Member Are You?

You know you want to know which one of us knows you best.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    The stage is empty.  What do you do?
    • A. 

      Make sound effects on the side.

    • B. 

      Enter and call the name of a previously established character in an annoyed voice.

    • C. 

      Come out and present a premise in a european accent.

    • D. 

      Start some object work.

    • E. 

      Pull a chair center, sit down and start typing.

    • F. 

      Act like an animal.

    • G. 

      Take notes- I'm the coach.

  • 2. 
    It's Monday and you are exhausted.  What's your pre-game for Mullen's?
    • A. 

      Jim Beam on the rocks.

    • B. 

      Nap or sex

    • C. 

      Starbucks double shot espresso

    • D. 

      Meet someone crazy on the train so you have a good check-in

    • E. 

      Bathtime with salts, lotions, and candles

    • F. 

      Eat some unleavened bread and light special candles

    • G. 

      Buy a shiny new notebook- I'm the coach.

  • 3. 
    DJ D-Fish starts playing your favorite song.  How do you react?
    • A. 

      Jump up and down, yell and wave your arms until he acknowledges your excitement.

    • B. 

      Make eye contact with someone and nod appreciatively.

    • C. 

      Get everyone to start clapping along.

    • D. 

      Point at D-Fish with both arms: "You're the man!"

    • E. 

      Don't notice unless you are drunk and dancing.

    • F. 

      Order him a beer.

    • G. 

      Sorry, what? I was taking notes. I'm the coach.

  • 4. 
    What's the metaphor for your role in the group, mapped onto the cast of Full House?
    • A. 

      Dad, the organizer

    • B. 

      Uncle Joey, the lovable oddball.

    • C. 

      Uncle Jesse, the cool one.

    • D. 

      DJ, the hot one.

    • E. 

      Michelle, as played by the anorexics Mary Kate and Ashley.

    • F. 

      Becky, Jesse's girlfriend, the other cool one but more femme.

    • G. 

      I'm the coach.

  • 5. 
    Something doesn't go your way.  What is your response?
    • A. 

      Get giddy about whatever is next

    • B. 

      Bury yourself in work

    • C. 

      Pray and make an Action Plan

    • D. 

      Get drunk.

    • E. 

      Take a road trip

    • F. 

      Stop wanting it.

    • G. 

      Change it- I'm the coach!

  • 6. 
    You are interested in someone.  How do you propose marriage?
    • A. 

      This is an unlikely scenario.

    • B. 

      Onstage at Mullen's.

    • C. 

      Buy them a gag gift.

    • D. 

      Wait for them to propose, then mock them.

    • E. 

      Sincerely.

    • F. 

      Fuck them really well, then move into their house. We will have an understanding.

    • G. 

      Let's stay on topic- I'm the coach.

  • 7. 
    Do you play air drums?
    • A. 

      Yes.

    • B. 

      No.

    • C. 

      I play the real drums. (drum machine)

    • D. 

      Am I drunk?

    • E. 

      I am the best at this.

    • F. 

      I air-guitar.

    • G. 

      I'm the coach.

  • 8. 
    Favorite food to order at Mullen's?
    • A. 

      Shots of whiskey for the cast

    • B. 

      Veggie wrap

    • C. 

      I don't eat bar food.

    • D. 

      Tater tots

    • E. 

      Can I just have some of Andy's tots?

    • F. 

      Pizza- we can all share!

    • G. 

      Water in a mason jar I'M THE COACH

  • 9. 
    Do you want to move in together?
    • A. 

      Yeah!

    • B. 

      I wanted to live with Jessica, but ok.

    • C. 

      Maybe. -wait for several weeks- Yes.

    • D. 

      I can't leave this sweet bar.

    • E. 

      I can't, I have a fiancee.

    • F. 

      NO!!! ............. Hey, I've been thinking about it and maybe this will be ok.

    • G. 

      That is a bad idea as I am the coach.

  • 10. 
    What is your biggest secret?
    • A. 

      Used to be professionally employed by ComedySportz.

    • B. 

      No one knows I was a chubster

    • C. 

      No one knows I have a lot of feelings

    • D. 

      No one knows I used to be an engineer

    • E. 

      No one knows I break hearts

    • F. 

      No one knows I used to get in fights all the time

    • G. 

      No one knows I am the coach

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