Which Four Loko Do I Serve?
5 Questions
| Total Attempts: 5530
Pairing meals with Four Loko, a nuanced and abstruse elixir, can prove intimidating to even experienced gastronomes. For your next occasion, defer to the professional expertise of this digital Loko sommelier by Hudson Hongo.
Questions and Answers
- 1."Firstly, what meat will we be serving?"
- A.
Beef or Lamb
- B.
A pound of chocolate
- C.
Fish or Chicken (including sticks, strips or nuggets)
- D.
I found this pizza
- E.
Eggs
- 2."We're going to be microwaving this meal, aren't we?"
- A.
Indeed
- B.
Yup
- C.
Yes
- D.
Yeah
- E.
I am a liar
- 3."And what time of day might it be?" (Look out of your window)
- A.
Noon
- B.
Late Afternoon
- C.
Evening
- D.
It's dark
- E.
It's very bright
- 4."And what sauce will we be serving our dish in?"
- A.
An olive oil glaze
- B.
Sauce Parisienne or Ranch Dressing
- C.
Tapatío
- D.
Tomato or Barbecue
- E.
So very bright
- 5."Dessert?"
- A.
Tiramisu
- B.
Crêpes
- C.
A cigarette
- D.
Pie
- E.
I will pay you to stop talking
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