Which Four Loko Do I Serve?

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Dessert Quizzes & Trivia

Pairing meals with Four Loko, a nuanced and abstruse elixir, can prove intimidating to even experienced gastronomes. For your next occasion, defer to the professional expertise of this digital Loko sommelier by Hudson Hongo.


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Fruit Punch Flavor

A versatile table Loko, Fruit Punch Flavor goes well with beef, lamb, and lighter meats prepared in heavy sauces such as Ranch. Many dilettantes mistakenly believe Fruit Punch Flavor should be served at room temperate. Serving Fruit Punch Flavor at room temperature results in vomiting.

Uva

A close relative of the grape, the Brazilian Uva berry's exotic accents reveal the hidden flourishes in dishes with a kick of chili or chocolate. Uva is a complex Loko, and experienced noses will detect notes of Dimetapp and ether. Recommended to those with colds.
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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    "Firstly, what meat will we be serving?"
    • A. 

      Beef or Lamb

    • B. 

      A pound of chocolate

    • C. 

      Fish or Chicken (including sticks, strips or nuggets)

    • D. 

      I found this pizza

    • E. 

      Eggs

  • 2. 
    "We're going to be microwaving this meal, aren't we?"
    • A. 

      Indeed

    • B. 

      Yup

    • C. 

      Yes

    • D. 

      Yeah

    • E. 

      I am a liar

  • 3. 
    "And what time of day might it be?" (Look out of your window)
    • A. 

      Noon

    • B. 

      Late Afternoon

    • C. 

      Evening

    • D. 

      It's dark

    • E. 

      It's very bright

  • 4. 
    "And what sauce will we be serving our dish in?"
    • A. 

      An olive oil glaze

    • B. 

      Sauce Parisienne or Ranch Dressing

    • C. 

      Tapatío

    • D. 

      Tomato or Barbecue

    • E. 

      So very bright

  • 5. 
    "Dessert?"
    • A. 

      Tiramisu

    • B. 

      Crêpes

    • C. 

      A cigarette

    • D. 

      Pie

    • E. 

      I will pay you to stop talking

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