Which Famous Modern Artist Are You?

1. How many artists does it take to change a light bulb?

Fish

Oh no, not another light-bulb! There's something disturbing going on!

Just one, of course.

That's totally irrelevant. Just put the old light-bulb in the Tate Museum and call it art.

Probably one, but it has to be an energy efficient light-bulb.

2. What would you absolutely have to pack in your suitcase when you go on holiday?

Factor 60 sunscreen, personal alarm, first aid kit

Inflatable duck and a bunch of daisies

Only what I'll absolutely need.

Vodka, absinthe and a T-shirt with a four letter word on it

Clean underwear, some attractive outfits, tourist guidebook

3. What would you give a good friend for Christmas?

A box of chocolate covered scorpions

A beautiful poem you wrote

Something functional, like a cheese board

A drawing of yourself in the nude

Something decorative, like a vase or picture frame

4. Your bedroom can best be described as

A place where you go to dream

A place to sleep and get dressed in

A trash heap

A tastefully decorated, comfortable and tidy boudoir

A safe haven, where you can hide from the world

5. How do you like your coffee?

With a few marshmallows in it, preferably from a shoe

With a good splash of Whiskey

Black, no sugar

Everybody thinks coffee's so great. I'd rather have a real drink like a cup of tea, please.

Coffee?? Never touch the stuff? Don't you know what it'll do to you?

6. What sort of party are you most likely to have?

Throw a party, me? I'd rather gate-crash yours.

A simple, but elegant dinner party

A masquerade ball

A small gathering of close friends

A fancy dress party

7. What type of dish are you most likely to serve as a main course?

Something 'unfussy' like roast chicken or pizza

An elegantly prepared and ethically sourced dish

Left-over take-out curry from last night

Stuffed vine leaves or something similarly complicated

Crocodile steak

8. Which of the following statements describes you best?

You enjoy intellectual conversations, but often make shocking statements, just to get a reaction.

You experience life through your emotions and express yourself in the way you dress.

You have a dry sense of humour, lack patience and like to keep things simple, but precise.

You find find most trends false and pretentious and prefer to create your own style.

Your imagination often takes over, you enjoy talking nonsense and you like to surprise friends with your random quirkiness.

9. What best describes your style of dress?

Revealing, but nothing too fancy

Elegant and appropriate to the occasion

Unusual combinations of colour and pattern

Simple and uncomplicated

Flamboyant with a preference for dark or intense colours

10. My friends would say I am

A little crazy

A bit trashy

A bit of an outsider

Very uncomplicated

Quite emotional