Which Famous Modern Artist Are You?
Find out which modern (20th-21st Century) artist best represents your personal style. Are you a Salvador Dali, Tracey Emin or Edward Munch?
- 1.How many artists does it take to change a light bulb?
- A.
Fish
- B.
Oh no, not another light-bulb! There's something disturbing going on!
- C.
Just one, of course.
- D.
That's totally irrelevant. Just put the old light-bulb in the Tate Museum and call it art.
- E.
Probably one, but it has to be an energy efficient light-bulb.
- 2.What would you absolutely have to pack in your suitcase when you go on holiday?
- A.
Factor 60 sunscreen, personal alarm, first aid kit
- B.
Inflatable duck and a bunch of daisies
- C.
Only what I'll absolutely need.
- D.
Vodka, absinthe and a T-shirt with a four letter word on it
- E.
Clean underwear, some attractive outfits, tourist guidebook
- 3.What would you give a good friend for Christmas?
- A.
A box of chocolate covered scorpions
- B.
A beautiful poem you wrote
- C.
Something functional, like a cheese board
- D.
A drawing of yourself in the nude
- E.
Something decorative, like a vase or picture frame
- 4.Your bedroom can best be described as
- A.
A place where you go to dream
- B.
A place to sleep and get dressed in
- C.
A trash heap
- D.
A tastefully decorated, comfortable and tidy boudoir
- E.
A safe haven, where you can hide from the world
- 5.How do you like your coffee?
- A.
With a few marshmallows in it, preferably from a shoe
- B.
With a good splash of Whiskey
- C.
Black, no sugar
- D.
Everybody thinks coffee's so great. I'd rather have a real drink like a cup of tea, please.
- E.
Coffee?? Never touch the stuff? Don't you know what it'll do to you?
- 6.What sort of party are you most likely to have?
- A.
Throw a party, me? I'd rather gate-crash yours.
- B.
A simple, but elegant dinner party
- C.
A masquerade ball
- D.
A small gathering of close friends
- E.
A fancy dress party
- 7.What type of dish are you most likely to serve as a main course?
- A.
Something 'unfussy' like roast chicken or pizza
- B.
An elegantly prepared and ethically sourced dish
- C.
Left-over take-out curry from last night
- D.
Stuffed vine leaves or something similarly complicated
- E.
Crocodile steak
- 8.Which of the following statements describes you best?
- A.
You enjoy intellectual conversations, but often make shocking statements, just to get a reaction.
- B.
You experience life through your emotions and express yourself in the way you dress.
- C.
You have a dry sense of humour, lack patience and like to keep things simple, but precise.
- D.
You find find most trends false and pretentious and prefer to create your own style.
- E.
Your imagination often takes over, you enjoy talking nonsense and you like to surprise friends with your random quirkiness.
- 9.What best describes your style of dress?
- A.
Revealing, but nothing too fancy
- B.
Elegant and appropriate to the occasion
- C.
Unusual combinations of colour and pattern
- D.
Simple and uncomplicated
- E.
Flamboyant with a preference for dark or intense colours
- 10.My friends would say I am
- A.
A little crazy
- B.
A bit trashy
- C.
A bit of an outsider
- D.
Very uncomplicated
- E.
Quite emotional
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