No, but I am flexible.
Who needs to stretch when you have large claws?
I grin, but I don't smile.
I grin from ear to ear, literally.
Yes, but with an evil look.
No, I don't have a face.
I have large teeth. I don't need to smile.
It's more of a smirk.
No, I frown.
Yes, now go to sleep.
I drive people to suicide. Now Spread the word.
Yes, I eat the ones I kill.
Not really, though I have driven people to suicide.
Only to Pokemon.
When I want to be.
Jeff the Killer.
I have no friends.
Friends? I need no friends.
I had a friend once.
Yes, perfect for killing sleeping people.
Yes, it hides me so I may scare my victims.
Yes, it hides me so I can catch food.
Yes, because I can blend in with it.
Yes, I am a mammal.
Yes, I am an experiment.
Yes, I am a Pokémon.
No, I am a human.
Yes, I am a grumpy cat.
Shhh.. Go To Sleep. I will get you.
Eat them alive!
Hunt them down at night, as they are sleeping, cut them in half quickly.
Stalk and kidnap them, Take them to the jungle, kill them with my hands.
That's the fun! It must be a surprise death for them or maybe even YOU!
Slowly electrocute all of their body parts, then burn them alive.
You will find out tonight! Have a nice sleep!
At night while they are sleeping, secretly go and sit by their side with a creepy smile, wake them up and slash!
Jeff The Killer
The slender man
Yes, a lot