Which Bruh Are You?

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Which Bruh Are You?

Ever wanted to know whether you would be Bruh, or Big Bruh? Take this quiz (while cheesing) and find out!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    If you just realized one day that you were completely out of money, and your brother needed to be bailed out of jail, what would you say to someone to make sure you get the money? 
    • A. 

      Hey bruh, not trying to make a fool out of you, but I really need the money. Will you give me the money?

    • B. 

      Hey man, can I have the money??

    • C. 

      Don't make a fool out of me, bruh. I'm gonna need you to stay up all night preparing to give me the money.

    • D. 

      Where's my money man?!!??!?

    • E. 

      No pressure or anything...but can I have your money?

  • 2. 
    You are fighting a ninja who is very powerful and strong. You are losing the fight, and need to do a move quick to finish him off. What move do you do?
    • A. 

      Greedy style: Penny pinching Jutsu

    • B. 

      Your Kekkei Genkai

    • C. 

      Nothing, you run

    • D. 

      Steal the money from his pockets

    • E. 

      Steal the items from his pockets

  • 3. 
    Someone asks you if you will get hired at a new job just to provide them with money and items. You don't get to keep any of the money for yourself, and the job is extremely hard labor. Also, someone asks you if you will stay up all night every night to prepare to give them the money and items you worked so hard for. They also expect you to be cheesing while waiting on the porch to give them the items and money. What do you do?
    • A. 

      I'll do it, because they're my friend. They wouldn't ever do anything to make me look stupid

    • B. 

      I'll do it because in my family, we work very hard to give each other money and items and are happy to do this for each other

    • C. 

      No way!

    • D. 

      I'll do it, but I won't be happy about it

    • E. 

      I'll do it and be so happy to give them so much money and items

  • 4. 
    What is your favorite color, bra?
    • A. 

      Blue

    • B. 

      Green

    • C. 

      Red

    • D. 

      Items

    • E. 

      Money

  • 5. 
    What is the one thing you care most about in your life?
    • A. 

      My friends and family

    • B. 

      Getting the things I want

    • C. 

      Being happy

    • D. 

      Having peace

    • E. 

      Money

  • 6. 
    If you could name yourself one thing, what would it be?
    • A. 

      Moneygrabber

    • B. 

      Pennypincher

  • 7. 
    True or false: Money is everything
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 8. 
    What would be your Kekkei Genkai if you had one?
    • A. 

      Sharingan

    • B. 

      Rinnegan

    • C. 

      Byakugan

    • D. 

      Being able to attach to your brother and other people so you can get money from them

    • E. 

      I wouldn't have one

  • 9. 
    What would you do if someone started attacking your brother?
    • A. 

      Say, "Hey man, that's my brother! Don't mess with my brother!" and attack them

    • B. 

      Do nothing, your bruh can handle it

    • C. 

      Stand up for your brother but you don't care that much

    • D. 

      Rob them and run

    • E. 

      Get someone else to step in and save your brother

  • 10. 
    What do you think about people who use other people?
    • A. 

      People who use other people are scum

    • B. 

      It's okay to use people sometimes if the circumstances are right

    • C. 

      I only use people if they used me first

    • D. 

      It's not cool bra, I just want peace

    • E. 

      I'M NOT USING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 11. 
    What village are you from?
    • A. 

      The Leaf Village

    • B. 

      The Cloud Village

    • C. 

      The Land of Greens

    • D. 

      The Sand Village

    • E. 

      The Hidden Mist

  • 12. 
    You are walking down the halls at school, when you see your brother walk in your direction. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Just be in your own world and not really pay attention

    • B. 

      Ignore him but not because you're mad or anything, you just didn't see him

    • C. 

      Wave and say hi

    • D. 

      Give him a head nod but don't say anything

    • E. 

      Ignore him because you don't like him and are avoiding him

  • 13. 
    Favorite animal?
    • A. 

      Wolf

    • B. 

      Bear

    • C. 

      Dog

    • D. 

      Bird

    • E. 

      A dollar bill

  • 14. 
    What would you describe your personality as?
    • A. 

      I just want peace, I don't want to make anyone look stupid or a fool out of anyone

    • B. 

      I'm happy and cheesing a lot

    • C. 

      I'm in a bad mood a lot and people say I'm too loud and direct

    • D. 

      I'm just kind of quiet

    • E. 

      People say I'm kind of pushy and annoying

  • 15. 
    If you got caught actually stealing someone's money, what would you do?
    • A. 

      I WASN'T TAKING THEIR MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • B. 

      Explain that you had an agreement with them

    • C. 

      Say nothing, take the money and run

    • D. 

      Fight the person

    • E. 

      Give back the money you stole

  • 16. 
    Check off all the things that are most important to you in life: (you can check as many as you like)
    • A. 

      Money

    • B. 

      Money

    • C. 

      Money

    • D. 

      Money and items

    • E. 

      Money

  • 17. 
    Last question: Did you enjoy this quiz?
    • A. 

      Yes bruh, but you still need to give me the money and the items. We had an agreement!

    • B. 

      Sure

    • C. 

      No, man!

    • D. 

      No because I didn't get any money out of it. Don't make a fool out of me!

    • E. 

      It made me so happy

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