What's Your Flavor? For Him

1. If you could date a cover-model from any magazine, from which publication would you choose?

Skin Two

Curve

Elle

National Geographic

2. If your wife caught you in bed with another woman, your first response would be to...

Pretend you had been drugged and thought you were with your bride all along.

Jump out of bed and ask your wife to finish with the other woman while you watch.

Prostrate yourself before your furious mate and inform her you're ready for your spanking.

Reply, "Hey honey, you're just in time! Why don't you strip and join us?"

3. Your ideal vacation involves...

A booze cruise and plenty of girls kissing.

Sun, sand and a secluded villa for two.

A castle in the Scottish highlands, equipped with candles, scotch and a dungeon.

A week at a Hedonist Resort.

4. Your favorite thing to see a woman in is...

Feathered heels, crotchless panties and a nipple-less bra.

A pair of white cotton panties... and nothing else.

The embrace of another woman.

A collar and some nicely placed paddle marks.

5. Your favorite pick-up line is...

"Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good."

"If you kiss your friend, I'll kiss mine."

"I'll tell you my safe word if you tell me yours."

"You are by far the most beautiful woman in the room."

6. Your favorite date movie is...

The Ring to ensure she'll be cuddling up for safety.

Story of O -- it's always been your fantasy.

Wild Things -- that scene in the pool is hot.

Sex, Lies and Videotape -- who doesn't like a little sex on camera?

7. If you were a dog (and you know you are), you would be a...

Goldendoodle

Bull Mastiff

Chocolate Lab

Mutt

8. What kind of dance are you in the mood for?

A tango for two

A lap dance for your girlfriend

A bit of the two-step at the end of a whip

Dirty dancing

9. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

I bite.

What's a Tootsie Pop?

I don't know, but it takes two tongues to get the job done.

As many as it takes.

I love owls.