Pretend you had been drugged and thought you were with your bride all along.
Jump out of bed and ask your wife to finish with the other woman while you watch.
Prostrate yourself before your furious mate and inform her you're ready for your spanking.
Reply, "Hey honey, you're just in time! Why don't you strip and join us?"
A booze cruise and plenty of girls kissing.
Sun, sand and a secluded villa for two.
A castle in the Scottish highlands, equipped with candles, scotch and a dungeon.
A week at a Hedonist Resort.
Feathered heels, crotchless panties and a nipple-less bra.
A pair of white cotton panties... and nothing else.
The embrace of another woman.
A collar and some nicely placed paddle marks.
"Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good."
"If you kiss your friend, I'll kiss mine."
"I'll tell you my safe word if you tell me yours."
"You are by far the most beautiful woman in the room."
The Ring to ensure she'll be cuddling up for safety.
Story of O -- it's always been your fantasy.
Wild Things -- that scene in the pool is hot.
Sex, Lies and Videotape -- who doesn't like a little sex on camera?
A tango for two
A lap dance for your girlfriend
A bit of the two-step at the end of a whip
What's a Tootsie Pop?
I don't know, but it takes two tongues to get the job done.
As many as it takes.
I love owls.