Neglect to remove the Marlboro from your lips before you tell him to kiss your ass.
Do an intro of darkness, then redness, then whiteness.
Show him some cleavage
Surprise butt secks
Wonder how you can turn this into becoming the BAMF of the day.
Show him a picture of Nelson Mandela and start quizzing
Say "Hey! I'm vloggin here!"
A full-on giant beard
A really high voice
A transvestite with a googly eye
Curing Polycystic Kidney Disease (PKD)
Having the world's most successful sketch comedy show.
Decorating peoples houses with pages from The Watchmen.
Recording yourself playing video games and for some reason making money.
Being in really bad, straight to DVD movies.
Buddy Holly look-a-like
=number of kids you have
=number of people in Venice who don't know where Canada is
=how many channels you have about losing weight
=number of episodes of MadTV you were on
=number of years until you're too old to play a kindergartener
=how many times you sneezed during this quiz
Confess your love to KassemG
Confess your love to iJustine
Confess your love to ShayCarl
Confess your love to LisaNova
Confess your love to Mommytard
Confess your love to Judy
Confess your love to your favorite martian