Eat some ramen with him and say, "This is some good Ramen, son!" also with your mouth full of ramen
Say, "Whatever, loser" to him and walk away
Get up and leave
Ask him if he wants to train with you later
Don't acknowledge him, just keep eating and mind your own business
With my friends
Anywhere that is not near Weird Naruto
I like to help other people train and get stronger
With my sensei I guess
Whatever you say Weird Naruto
Okay I'll play with you, but slow down!
You need Ritalin
The Leaf Village's Odd Green Wonder
Not really, I just try to be the best ninja I can
I never give up in the face of the enemy
I ALWAYS KEEP MY PROMISES AND I NEVER GO BACK ON MY WORD
I live only for myself and care about only myself
Those who break the rules are scum, but those who abandon their friends are worse than scum
YOUTH IS THE FIERY PASSION THAT IS INSIDE EVERYONE AND THEY MUST TRAIN HARD EVERYDAY TO SHOW THAT PASSION!!!!!!!!
Text him back a picture of you giving another thumbs up with a stupid smile and saying YEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Just close your phone and try to focus on your mission, you have no time for this idiocy
Think it's funny, but don't text him back because you really should be focusing on your mission
Just shake your head
Show the picture to your sensei and teammates so you can all laugh at him not in a mean way, but in a funny way
Laugh about it for the entire mission
Call a sensei to come and break it up
Ignore him and keep walking, he's probably going to lose anyway even if you do help him
Shout at the other person to leave him alone and say, "THAT'S MY FRIEND, SON! YOU AIN'T GONE MESS WITH HIM!!!!!!!"
Start fighting Weird Naruto
Jump in immediately and start punching the other person to back him up
Just stare and watch the fight
Go somewhere fun like an amusement park, the movies, etc.
Play video games or watch TV at home
Just relax and enjoy my hobbies, maybe hang with some friends
Sure, let's PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE ME ALONE YOU WEIRD!!!!!!!!!
Just close the curtains and ignore him while continuing to sleep
I'll play with you tomorrow Weird Naruto, it's too late tonight
You don't believe her, Naruto is TOUGH
Try not to laugh, but ending up laughing anyway
Ask him, "Uh, did you really buy a chunin vest off of eBay?"
Burst out laughing really loud with Kakashi and Sakura
You think that's really lame but don't say anything
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