A)Ask her if she wants to join you to have a threesome
B)Say 'Hi mum, um, this is Max...'
C) Say 'Its ok, I'll be down for tea in 5 minutes!'
A)Ignore her... hopefully she won't see you and there'll be nothing to worry about on Monday.
B)Yell 'HEY, just because I said I couldn't come swimming doesn't mean I wouldn't come to town! Our friendships over!'
C)Go over and say hi
A) Send him a message to congratulate him and send her a sad face smiley and two kisses.
B) Sit and cry in the corner... He said he wouldn't love anyone as much as he loved you.
C) Send them both messages of cursing, and then storm round there and shoot them both in the eye with a nerf gun
A) Say no thanks, but thanks for asking, whilst mad at him inside.
B) Wooo hooooo. Sure, shows he loves you more than that old cow!
C) Ask to meet up somewhere and talk, before it became a thing again.
A)OMG I can't believe this! MUM TAKE ME HOME NOW.
B)Never mind, a little mud does no harm.
C) I'll just wipe it off and pop it into the wash when we get home... no big deal.
A) Say YES and then turn your back on him and start planning a very expensive wedding.
B) Say YES, and then kiss him and tell him you love him.
C) Say NO. Its too soon, but maybe after a little while longer you'll say yes.