What Type Of Mother Are You?

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What Type Of Mother Are You? - Quiz

The Unofficial NestBump "How Perfect Are You? " quiz. Only proceed if you have a sense of humor.


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Marytr Mommy

You've been sacrificing since the day you discovered you were pregnant. You refuse to settle for anything less than perfect when it comes to your bundle of joy. Mediocre is for those other parents. Try to keep your smug sneer hidden while you bask in your better-than-you-ness.

Middle of the Road Momma

You can be anal about some things and relaxed about others. You try not to sweat the small stuff while making sound choices for your family. You don't judge...much.
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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    What was off limits during pregnancy?
    • A. 

      Absolutely nothing! I smoked and drank and ate and did whatever I wanted.

    • B. 

      Unpasturized cheese, all lunch meat, anything with raw eggs, caffeine, soft serve ice cream, hot tubs, hot baths, and smoking, and drinking of course!

    • C. 

      Smoking, but I had a glass of wine or two.

    • D. 

      No smoking or alcohol for me, but everything else was in moderation.

  • 2. 
    Your ideal birth:
    • A. 

      A vaginal birth in the hospital. Maybe I'll have an epidural, maybe I won't. I just want a healthy baby.

    • B. 

      A homebirth with a midwife and little medical intervention.

    • C. 

      Give me an epidural as soon as I walk in the doors!

    • D. 

      I'm opting for a c-section so I won't strecth out my cookie box.

  • 3. 
    Breastfed or Formula Fed?
    • A. 

      Breastmilk only! Formula is poison! I would go to a milkbank before I ever fed my child such rubbish!

    • B. 

      I'd prefer to breastfeed, but I'll use formula if it doesn't work out.

    • C. 

      Formula, all the way!

    • D. 

      Ew. You want him to suck on my boobs? Gross. I water down the formula so it last longer!

  • 4. 
    What's on your child's bum?
    • A. 

      Organic fair-trade cloth diapers! I'm saving the enviornment! I don't want my child exposed to the nasty chemicals in sposies.

    • B. 

      Cloth diapers to save money.

    • C. 

      Disposables. Everyone knows they only contribute to 2% of landfill waste while office waste makes up 10%.

  • 5. 
    Let's discuss solids.
    • A. 

      I grow my own organic food in my backyard and then make my own baby food. I even have a goat for milk! My child will never eat processed food!

    • B. 

      I choose organic whenever possible, but overall I try to make healthy choices for my child.

    • C. 

      Organic is overrated. I buy whatever is on sale.

    • D. 

      McDonalds and KoolAid all the way!

  • 6. 
    Circumcision is:
    • A. 

      Something we never considered NOT doing.

    • B. 

      Something I let my baby daddy decide cause I don't have a peepee.

    • C. 

      Something we weighed the pros and cons about before deciding what was right for us.

    • D. 

      Mutilation!

  • 7. 
    When it comes to carseat safety:
    • A. 

      I will rear face until DC outgrows the seat, no exceptions.

    • B. 

      I want to rear face as long as possible, but I will evaluate the situation as needed.

    • C. 

      I turned dc around at exactly one year or before.

    • D. 

      I hold my kid on my lap while driving.

  • 8. 
    Strollers:
    • A. 

      Are cruel. Babywearing is the best choice!

    • B. 

      Are worth splurging on.

    • C. 

      Are just another piece of baby gear. Who cares?

  • 9. 
    When it comes to bottles and sippy cups
    • A. 

      I try to choose things that are BPA free, just to be safe.

    • B. 

      Who cares about BPA? It was in my stuff and I'm just fine.

    • C. 

      I would never offer my child a bottle or sippy! I will only breastfeed until the age of five, or whenever my child self weans.

  • 10. 
    What does your kid wear all day?
    • A. 

      The pajamas he wore last night.

    • B. 

      Nothing. Clothing covers up the beautiful fluffy butt! If I have to, I will put an organic cotton romper on my child.

    • C. 

      Whatever is clean.

    • D. 

      The pajamas her wore last night. And all day yesterday. And the night before.

  • 11. 
    When it comes to Nest trends
    • A. 

      I own them all...tutus, giant cupcakes, Sophie, PBK chair, and the babycrack machine.

    • B. 

      I own a few.

    • C. 

      I don't waste my money on my kid when I could get me a fancy manicure instead.

    • D. 

      My child only plays with wood toys created in a fair trade enviornment!

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