What Type Of Mother Are You?

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Mother Quizzes & Trivia

The Unofficial NestBump "How Perfect Are You? " quiz. Only proceed if you have a sense of humor.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    What was off limits during pregnancy?
    • A. 

      Absolutely nothing! I smoked and drank and ate and did whatever I wanted.

    • B. 

      Unpasturized cheese, all lunch meat, anything with raw eggs, caffeine, soft serve ice cream, hot tubs, hot baths, and smoking, and drinking of course!

    • C. 

      Smoking, but I had a glass of wine or two.

    • D. 

      No smoking or alcohol for me, but everything else was in moderation.

  • 2. 
    Your ideal birth:
    • A. 

      A vaginal birth in the hospital. Maybe I'll have an epidural, maybe I won't. I just want a healthy baby.

    • B. 

      A homebirth with a midwife and little medical intervention.

    • C. 

      Give me an epidural as soon as I walk in the doors!

    • D. 

      I'm opting for a c-section so I won't strecth out my cookie box.

  • 3. 
    Breastfed or Formula Fed?
    • A. 

      Breastmilk only! Formula is poison! I would go to a milkbank before I ever fed my child such rubbish!

    • B. 

      I'd prefer to breastfeed, but I'll use formula if it doesn't work out.

    • C. 

      Formula, all the way!

    • D. 

      Ew. You want him to suck on my boobs? Gross. I water down the formula so it last longer!

  • 4. 
    What's on your child's bum?
    • A. 

      Organic fair-trade cloth diapers! I'm saving the enviornment! I don't want my child exposed to the nasty chemicals in sposies.

    • B. 

      Cloth diapers to save money.

    • C. 

      Disposables. Everyone knows they only contribute to 2% of landfill waste while office waste makes up 10%.

  • 5. 
    Let's discuss solids.
    • A. 

      I grow my own organic food in my backyard and then make my own baby food. I even have a goat for milk! My child will never eat processed food!

    • B. 

      I choose organic whenever possible, but overall I try to make healthy choices for my child.

    • C. 

      Organic is overrated. I buy whatever is on sale.

    • D. 

      McDonalds and KoolAid all the way!

  • 6. 
    Circumcision is:
    • A. 

      Something we never considered NOT doing.

    • B. 

      Something I let my baby daddy decide cause I don't have a peepee.

    • C. 

      Something we weighed the pros and cons about before deciding what was right for us.

    • D. 

      Mutilation!

  • 7. 
    When it comes to carseat safety:
    • A. 

      I will rear face until DC outgrows the seat, no exceptions.

    • B. 

      I want to rear face as long as possible, but I will evaluate the situation as needed.

    • C. 

      I turned dc around at exactly one year or before.

    • D. 

      I hold my kid on my lap while driving.

  • 8. 
    Strollers:
    • A. 

      Are cruel. Babywearing is the best choice!

    • B. 

      Are worth splurging on.

    • C. 

      Are just another piece of baby gear. Who cares?

  • 9. 
    When it comes to bottles and sippy cups
    • A. 

      I try to choose things that are BPA free, just to be safe.

    • B. 

      Who cares about BPA? It was in my stuff and I'm just fine.

    • C. 

      I would never offer my child a bottle or sippy! I will only breastfeed until the age of five, or whenever my child self weans.

  • 10. 
    What does your kid wear all day?
    • A. 

      The pajamas he wore last night.

    • B. 

      Nothing. Clothing covers up the beautiful fluffy butt! If I have to, I will put an organic cotton romper on my child.

    • C. 

      Whatever is clean.

    • D. 

      The pajamas her wore last night. And all day yesterday. And the night before.

  • 11. 
    When it comes to Nest trends
    • A. 

      I own them all...tutus, giant cupcakes, Sophie, PBK chair, and the babycrack machine.

    • B. 

      I own a few.

    • C. 

      I don't waste my money on my kid when I could get me a fancy manicure instead.

    • D. 

      My child only plays with wood toys created in a fair trade enviornment!