What Type Of Mother Are You?
The Unofficial NestBump "How Perfect Are You?" quiz. Only proceed if you have a sense of humor.
- 1.
What was off limits during pregnancy?
- A.
Absolutely nothing! I smoked and drank and ate and did whatever I wanted.
- B.
Unpasturized cheese, all lunch meat, anything with raw eggs, caffeine, soft serve ice cream, hot tubs, hot baths, and smoking, and drinking of course!
- C.
Smoking, but I had a glass of wine or two.
- D.
No smoking or alcohol for me, but everything else was in moderation.
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- 2.
Your ideal birth:
- A.
A vaginal birth in the hospital. Maybe I'll have an epidural, maybe I won't. I just want a healthy baby.
- B.
A homebirth with a midwife and little medical intervention.
- C.
Give me an epidural as soon as I walk in the doors!
- D.
I'm opting for a c-section so I won't strecth out my cookie box.
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- 3.
Breastfed or Formula Fed?
- A.
Breastmilk only! Formula is poison! I would go to a milkbank before I ever fed my child such rubbish!
- B.
I'd prefer to breastfeed, but I'll use formula if it doesn't work out.
- C.
Formula, all the way!
- D.
Ew. You want him to suck on my boobs? Gross. I water down the formula so it last longer!
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- 4.
What's on your child's bum?
- A.
Organic fair-trade cloth diapers! I'm saving the enviornment! I don't want my child exposed to the nasty chemicals in sposies.
- B.
Cloth diapers to save money.
- C.
Disposables. Everyone knows they only contribute to 2% of landfill waste while office waste makes up 10%.
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- 5.
Let's discuss solids.
- A.
I grow my own organic food in my backyard and then make my own baby food. I even have a goat for milk! My child will never eat processed food!
- B.
I choose organic whenever possible, but overall I try to make healthy choices for my child.
- C.
Organic is overrated. I buy whatever is on sale.
- D.
McDonalds and KoolAid all the way!
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- 6.
Circumcision is:
- A.
Something we never considered NOT doing.
- B.
Something I let my baby daddy decide cause I don't have a peepee.
- C.
Something we weighed the pros and cons about before deciding what was right for us.
- D.
Mutilation!
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- 7.
When it comes to carseat safety:
- A.
I will rear face until DC outgrows the seat, no exceptions.
- B.
I want to rear face as long as possible, but I will evaluate the situation as needed.
- C.
I turned dc around at exactly one year or before.
- D.
I hold my kid on my lap while driving.
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- 8.
Strollers:
- A.
Are cruel. Babywearing is the best choice!
- B.
Are worth splurging on.
- C.
Are just another piece of baby gear. Who cares?
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- 9.
When it comes to bottles and sippy cups
- A.
I try to choose things that are BPA free, just to be safe.
- B.
Who cares about BPA? It was in my stuff and I'm just fine.
- C.
I would never offer my child a bottle or sippy! I will only breastfeed until the age of five, or whenever my child self weans.
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- 10.
What does your kid wear all day?
- A.
The pajamas he wore last night.
- B.
Nothing. Clothing covers up the beautiful fluffy butt! If I have to, I will put an organic cotton romper on my child.
- C.
Whatever is clean.
- D.
The pajamas her wore last night. And all day yesterday. And the night before.
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- 11.
When it comes to Nest trends
- A.
I own them all...tutus, giant cupcakes, Sophie, PBK chair, and the babycrack machine.
- B.
I own a few.
- C.
I don't waste my money on my kid when I could get me a fancy manicure instead.
- D.
My child only plays with wood toys created in a fair trade enviornment!
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