What Type Of Metalhead Are You?

1. Which album artwork speaks to your soul?

Bathory - "Under the Sign of the Black Mark"

Cannibal Corpse - "Tomb of the Mutilated"

Iron Maiden - "The Number of the Beast"

Opeth - "Blackwater Park"

2. What is your preferred way to spend a Saturday night?

Attending a local underground metal show and moshing in the pit.

Listening to metal records while practicing guitar solos.

Hosting a metal-themed movie night with friends.

Writing dark and brooding poetry inspired by metal lyrics.

3. On a typical day, which band would you be caught jamming to?

Slayer

Amon Amarth

Finntroll

The Faceless

Hammerfall

4. In your spare time, what are you thinking of?

Corpse Paint

Nuclear war

The deceased

Odin

Your new keyboard

Trolls and wizards

5. What can you see yourself doing the most?

Playing in a symphony

Reading the Satanic Bible

Sharpening a battle axe

Destroying a police car

Being a surgeon

Drinking mead while combing your beard

6. What do you do if you see a Christian band performing live on the side of the road?

Haller shouts crazy insults at them and gets arrested for attempted murder.

Pull out your troll hammer and give someone a few good swings.

Wake Thor with the mighty sound of your sword clanging your shield.

Think angrily but move along quietly.

Burn the joint down.

Go home and play your keyboard with a choir setting.

7. If you see a sheep, what do you do?

Go troll style on it and take a bite out of it raw.

Give it a pat on the back and say, " You've kept my ancestors fed" while listening to Hammerfall.

Behead the animal and roast it over a fire before you set out to sea.

Sacrifice it to satan.

Chase after it and then walk away.

Just keep going because you can't waste your time knowing of the apocalypse from human greed to waste your time with it.

8. If you got pissed off, what would your first reaction be?

Find a Christian and drink their blood to blow off anger.

Bang on a keyboard to let out frustration.

Raid the local fishing community.

Curse and get aggressive and violent, then get arrested within an hour for assault.

Grab your fiddle and a cup of ale, drink until you can't play anymore, then sharpen your dagger.

Get pissed off and start growling at your little sister in a very low growl while playing bass drum with two petals and thinking about decaying corpses.

9. If you had an obsession, what would it be?

Going to Valhalla to fight in Ragnarok

Dead bodies

Becoming a wizard and slaying a dragon

Satan... Pentagrams... DIMMU BORGIR

Living in a cave as a Finntroll

SLAYER!!!!!

10. Which outfit would you choose for a stage outfit??

Corpse paint, long hair, spiked black leather gauntlets, and tight leather pants.

Long messy hair, a leather jacket, and loose, ripped blue jeans.

Cargo pants, long hair, and a Born of Osiris t-shirt.

A black denim vest, long hair in a ponytail, and tight black jeans.

A leather Vest, a kilt, and brown leather gauntlets.

Long blond hair and a beard, a helmet and chain mail, and a necklace with a carving of Odin.