What Sort Of Dog Owner Are You?

17 Questions | Total Attempts: 519

What Sort Of Dog Owner Are You? - Quiz

They say dog is man’s best friend, but friendship goes both ways. You can’t expect your dog to cater to your whims if you don’t, ahem, throw it a bone every now and then. What kind of owner are you?


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    My dog has two water bowls in service at the same time
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 2. 
    My dog likes a tennis ball more than me
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 3. 
    My dog looks better than other dogs
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      About the same

    • D. 

      Sometimes

  • 4. 
    My dog knows some commands
    • A. 

      0 - 5 commands

    • B. 

      6

    • C. 

      7 - 1000

  • 5. 
    You think Ceasar Millan has great teeth
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      Never watched

  • 6. 
    You own a matching collar and lead set.
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 7. 
    Your dog has more friends than you
    • A. 

      By far

    • B. 

      A few more

    • C. 

      Same

    • D. 

      Less than me

    • E. 

      None

  • 8. 
    Your dog sleeps under your duvet
    • A. 

      Always

    • B. 

      Never

    • C. 

      Odd occasions

  • 9. 
    If your dog ate your kid, you would...
    • A. 

      Get another dog

    • B. 

      Have another kid

  • 10. 
    Your next dog will be...
    • A. 

      A rescue

    • B. 

      An American Pitboodle

    • C. 

      A puppy

    • D. 

      Trained

  • 11. 
    Your favourite breed is...
    • A. 

      Intelligent

    • B. 

      Intimidating

    • C. 

      Cute

    • D. 

      Majestic

    • E. 

      A Labrador

  • 12. 
    You don't like dogs that are...
    • A. 

      Too big

    • B. 

      Too small

    • C. 

      Too hairy

    • D. 

      Too slobbery

    • E. 

      Too fustian

  • 13. 
    Do you agree with the following statement?"Under certain circumstances, and for specific problems, I would consider using an e-collar on another poster."
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 14. 
    If your dog was the best general the world has ever seen would it be...
    • A. 

      Lucious Cornelius Sulla

    • B. 

      Saladin of Egypt

    • C. 

      Genghis Khan

  • 15. 
    Your main dog ownership fault is...
    • A. 

      ...being too soft

    • B. 

      ...being too harsh

    • C. 

      ...not having a special belt-loaded dispenser with choice of 'Ocean fresh' or 'Summer Glades' scent photodergradable hypoallergenic ergonomically designed poobags with nutrillium

  • 16. 
    The best thing about dogs is their...
    • A. 

      Loyalty

    • B. 

      Love

    • C. 

      Sense of fun

    • D. 

      Tongue

  • 17. 
    How do you think you've done on this test?
    • A. 

      Pretty hot actually!

    • B. 

      Okayish

    • C. 

      Bit worried

    • D. 

      Cold sweat

    • E. 

      Don't care

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