What Sort Of Dog Owner Are You?
They say dog is man’s best friend, but friendship goes both ways. You can’t expect your dog to cater to your whims if you don’t, ahem, throw it a bone every now and then. What kind of owner are you?
- 1.
My dog has two water bowls in service at the same time
- A.
Yes
- B.
No
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- 2.
My dog likes a tennis ball more than me
- A.
Yes
- B.
No
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- 3.
My dog looks better than other dogs
- A.
Yes
- B.
No
- C.
About the same
- D.
Sometimes
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- 4.
My dog knows some commands
- A.
0 - 5 commands
- B.
6
- C.
7 - 1000
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- 5.
You think Ceasar Millan has great teeth
- A.
Yes
- B.
No
- C.
Never watched
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- 6.
You own a matching collar and lead set.
- A.
Yes
- B.
No
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- 7.
Your dog has more friends than you
- A.
By far
- B.
A few more
- C.
Same
- D.
Less than me
- E.
None
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- 8.
Your dog sleeps under your duvet
- A.
Always
- B.
Never
- C.
Odd occasions
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- 9.
If your dog ate your kid, you would...
- A.
Get another dog
- B.
Have another kid
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- 10.
Your next dog will be...
- A.
A rescue
- B.
An American Pitboodle
- C.
A puppy
- D.
Trained
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- 11.
Your favourite breed is...
- A.
Intelligent
- B.
Intimidating
- C.
Cute
- D.
Majestic
- E.
A Labrador
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- 12.
You don't like dogs that are...
- A.
Too big
- B.
Too small
- C.
Too hairy
- D.
Too slobbery
- E.
Too fustian
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- 13.
Do you agree with the following statement?"Under certain circumstances, and for specific problems, I would consider using an e-collar on another poster."
- A.
Yes
- B.
No
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- 14.
If your dog was the best general the world has ever seen would it be...
- A.
Lucious Cornelius Sulla
- B.
Saladin of Egypt
- C.
Genghis Khan
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- 15.
Your main dog ownership fault is...
- A.
...being too soft
- B.
...being too harsh
- C.
...not having a special belt-loaded dispenser with choice of 'Ocean fresh' or 'Summer Glades' scent photodergradable hypoallergenic ergonomically designed poobags with nutrillium
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- 16.
The best thing about dogs is their...
- A.
Loyalty
- B.
Love
- C.
Sense of fun
- D.
Tongue
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- 17.
How do you think you've done on this test?
- A.
Pretty hot actually!
- B.
Okayish
- C.
Bit worried
- D.
Cold sweat
- E.
Don't care
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