They say dog is man’s best friend, but friendship goes both ways. You can’t expect your dog to cater to your whims if you don’t, ahem, throw it a bone every now and then. What kind of owner are you?
Yes
No
Yes
No
Yes
No
About the same
Sometimes
0 - 5 commands
6
7 - 1000
Yes
No
Never watched
Yes
No
By far
A few more
Same
Less than me
None
Always
Never
Odd occasions
Get another dog
Have another kid
A rescue
An American Pitboodle
A puppy
Trained
Intelligent
Intimidating
Cute
Majestic
A Labrador
Too big
Too small
Too hairy
Too slobbery
Too fustian
Yes
No
Lucious Cornelius Sulla
Saladin of Egypt
Genghis Khan
...being too soft
...being too harsh
...not having a special belt-loaded dispenser with choice of 'Ocean fresh' or 'Summer Glades' scent photodergradable hypoallergenic ergonomically designed poobags with nutrillium
Loyalty
Love
Sense of fun
Tongue
Pretty hot actually!
Okayish
Bit worried
Cold sweat
Don't care
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