Shoot them. And then shoot them more.
Try to be friends!
I would know they were coming.
One word- SWORD!
Use some good old tactics.
The power of the friendship of our love!
Rockets and machine guns.
Swords are awesome!
A battle rifle!
Who needs animals when you have guns?
The cute ones.
Don't really know right now...
The ones that won't hurt my friends.
Beat them up.
Run into the fight, trying to save your friend.
Make them wish they were never born!
Try to break it up and/or alert the police.
Clearly the best- Church.
Tucker the lover.
Good old Wash for me.
Kick your ass!
Jump from 10,000 ft.
Sing a romantic song in front of a crowd which is ready with rotten tomatoes.
Go naked in public.
Give a peace speech at UN Security Council.