Shoot them. I always carry a gun on me.
Just let it happen. There's nothing I could do. I'm to weak to fight.
I don't have friends.
People for me to fuck.
People I like to hang out with.
I have a short temper.
A ladies' man.
Infinite sex ;)
Eternal perfect internet access.
Infinite guns and ammo.
Infinite time alone. (Finally...)
Shoot the wall until it breaks!
See if I can hack the door.
Try to talk my way out.
Other men. (Then the ladies HAVE to get with me!)
I don't play first person shooters.
Uhh... adult... movies...