A simple quiz for English football fans
You May Get
CRISTIANO RONALDO
STEVEN GERRARD
Applying hair gel
Putting on the captains armband
Listening to Spanish music
Praying.
Reading a horse magazine
Do some step-overs
Play a 1-2 and blast at goal
Chip it to attack
Play a through ball
Keep dribbling
Rip off your shirt
Stick an arm up and shout: C'mon!
Raise your fists and run around
Look up to the heavens above and pray
Trip over and break your metatarsal
I love the press, so I'll pose for the cameras
Keep your head down
There's Spanish women watching?! Sure I'll comment!
No comment
Announce that you'll be having a knee op and that Celtic have offereed more money
Throw a tantrum
Take the booking and get over it
Get all your team-mates to crowd the ref and argue
Let Drogba try to assault the ref
I'm most probaly the one who GOT fouled
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