Which One Of My Garbage Sons Are You?

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Garbage Quizzes & Trivia

“Which One Of My Garbage Sons Are You” was a quiz on Clickhole in November 2014 that took the internet by storm, asking people to find out which of the creators nuisance sons they were most alike. Take the quiz!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    What do you swim?
    • A. 

      Butterfly

    • B. 

      Backstroke

    • C. 

      Tittystroke

    • D. 

      Freestyle

  • 2. 
    What kinda person are you
    • A. 

      Butt person

    • B. 

      Tiddy person

    • C. 

      Step on me kinda person

    • D. 

      Does it have fur? im in

  • 3. 
    What kinda person is your husbando
    • A. 

      An idiot but he got moneyyyy

    • B. 

      I thought he was a bad boy but i was wrong

    • C. 

      An ANGEL

    • D. 

      An ANGEL FROM THE SOUTH

  • 4. 
    Whats your fursona?
    • A. 

      A bear bitch

    • B. 

      A deer

    • C. 

      What fursona??? i dont have a fursona what are you talking about

    • D. 

      It was a goat i think

  • 5. 
    WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE????
    • A. 

      Dad shoes

    • B. 

      Flip flops

    • C. 

      Cute like flats or something

    • D. 

      Tennis shoes

  • 6. 
    Choose a pepe
    • A. 
    • B. 
    • C. 
    • D. 
  • 7. 
    Choose a shit anime
    • A. 

      Boku no Pico

    • B. 

      Attack on Titan

    • C. 

      The hentai that was like "have you ever fucked a box?"

    • D. 

      Homestuck

  • 8. 
    Choose a vintage tumblr meme
    • A. 

      You ask me for a hamburger. my attempt to reciprocate is cut brutally short as my body experiences a sudden lack of electrons

    • B. 

      Surprised Patrick

    • C. 

      Nice Legs Daisy Dukes Makes a Man Go ______

    • D. 

      Screaming Goats

  • 9. 
    Who is your LEAST FAVORITE character in Smash
    • A. 

      Dark Pit

    • B. 

      Dr Mario

    • C. 

      Adam Sandler

    • D. 

      None theyre all my children EVEN dr mario

  • 10. 
    Do you love gluten?
    • A. 

      No. it repulses me

    • B. 

      I am indifferent

    • C. 

      I love me that gluten

    • D. 

      I BATHE in gluten DAILY

  • 11. 
    Choose a Nicki song
    • A. 

      Super Bass

    • B. 

      Anaconda

    • C. 

      Only

    • D. 

      Feeling Myself