What NFL Linebacker Are You?

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In American football, a linebacker is a playing position wherein the athlete will play defence and line up behind the defensive linemen, basically forming a base of defence for the team. Which NFL linebacker are you?

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1.

You've just been jacked up by All Pro LT Walter Jones. What do you do?
- A.
  
  Fake like your injured, but dominate in your next game
- B.
  
  Yell and scream at him until you lose your voice
- C.
  
  Get up like it was nothing, and never blitz on the left side again
- D.
  
  Get up like it was nothing, knock his lights out next play, and then laugh at him
- E.
  
  Try blitzing from the other side next play
- F.
  
  Beat the living crap outta him
- G.
  
  Get up and put him on his butt next play, but then help him up like the class act you are
2.

How old are you?
- A.
  
  Really young
- B.
  
  Young
- C.
  
  Medium aged
- D.
  
  Old
- E.
  
  Very old
- F.
  
  Ridiculously old
- G.
  
  Very very old
3.

Pro Bowl QB Matt Cassel has hiked the ball, but hasn't done anything with it YET. What do you do?
- A.
  
  Blitz through the center for the sack!
- B.
  
  Read his actions and use your instincts. In the time of action, you'll be there to strike.
- C.
  
  Run through the center and hit the halfback so hard it'll kill his whole family!
- D.
  
  Blitz from the edge and slam him!
- E.
  
  Run through the center and nail the halfback to the ground, then trash talk Cassel
- F.
  
  Try to go to the edge and pick of a screen pass
- G.
  
  Go into coverage and try to intercept the ball.
4.

How do you describe your tackling ability?
- A.
  
  Kind of a mix between a big hit and a safe tackle.
- B.
  
  Nothing flashy, just bring the ball carrier down.
- C.
  
  Hit the crap out of him
- D.
  
  JACK HIM UP!!!!!!!
- E.
  
  Nothing to big, nothing to calculated. Tackling's not really your strength.
- F.
  
  Jackhammer him, though you are usually playing in coverage
- G.
  
  Use all of the fantastic speed in your body and leap at him
5.

How tall are you?
- A.
  
  5'10
- B.
  
  6'0
- C.
  
  6'2
- D.
  
  6'3
- E.
  
  6'1
- F.
  
  6'0, but I look bigger
- G.
  
  6'2, but I look bigger
6.

What is your weight?
- A.
  
  235
- B.
  
  235, but I look bigger
- C.
  
  248
- D.
  
  240
- E.
  
  245
- F.
  
  250
- G.
  
  230
7.

What is your pregame ritual?
- A.
  
  Do a surprisingly intimidating dance while being cheered my millions of fans
- B.
  
  Get pumped up by my leader
- C.
  
  GO CRAZY!!!!
- D.
  
  Yell a lot
- E.
  
  Nothing. You don't need luck.
- F.
  
  Who knows? People pay more attention to our running back than me.
- G.
  
  Walk out onto the field mysteriously like Jason Voorhees
8.

Are you misunderstood?
- A.
  
  No, people tend to really like me
- B.
  
  Absolutley, I do tons of good stuff and I STILL have haters
- C.
  
  No, I'm just a jerk
- D.
  
  People think I have a funny accent
- E.
  
  People think I'm a horrible coach, but I do alright
- F.
  
  Absolutley, whether it's Demarcus Ware or Joey Porter people are always saying other OLB's are better than me
- G.
  
  I wouldn't know, I'm crazy
9.

Are you clutch?
- A.
  
  I'm more clutch than our quarterback
- B.
  
  I can rise pretty high in situations, but hey, there's no "I" in "team"
- C.
  
  Nope, because our team's not good enough to get us within closing seconds of victory
- D.
  
  I'd say our whole team is clutch, but me especially
- E.
  
  I do what I can to win close games, but we usually pull out
- F.
  
  I choke more than a pelican that's swallowed a tuba
- G.
  
  I'd say I'm so so
10.

Are you a leader?
- A.
  
  Best leader in the NFL
- B.
  
  Yeah, I'm a huge leader, but I don't do crazy game rituals or anything
- C.
  
  I'm a leader, but not very vocal
- D.
  
  No, our middle linebacker is our leader
- E.
  
  Yes, but not a HUGE leader
- F.
  
  Not at all. I respect my OWN authority!
- G.
  
  No. As usual, our leader is our quarterback.
11.

What's your personality?
- A.
  
  I'm meaner than Ghengis Khan
- B.
  
  I'm a saint of the field, a demon on it
- C.
  
  I'm humble, kind soul
- D.
  
  I'm pretty nice, but I'm just so CRAZY!!!!!
- E.
  
  I give tons of money to my old home, which recently suffered an earthquake
- F.
  
  I'm not mean, not nice. Somewhere in the middle.
- G.
  
  I'm pretty nice. I do a lot of support for my old college.
12.

What's your number?
- A.
  
  52
- B.
  
  55
- C.
  
  44
- D.
  
  98
- E.
  
  92
- F.
  
  50
- G.
  
  56
13.

What are your favorite colors?
- A.
  
  Red, black and white
- B.
  
  Blue and orange
- C.
  
  Creamsicle orange, white and red
- D.
  
  Gold and white
- E.
  
  Blue. lime green and white
- F.
  
  Orange and navy
- G.
  
  Purple and black
14.

What's your hairstyle?
- A.
  
  Rockin da afro!
- B.
  
  I wear a beanie hat under my helmet
- C.
  
  Bald
- D.
  
  Bald with a beard
- E.
  
  Buzzcut
- F.
  
  Serial killer hair
- G.
  
  Buzzcutt and beard
15.

Who is your favorite actor?
- A.
  
  Adam Sandler
- B.
  
  Kane Hodder (The guy who plays Jason Voorhees)
- C.
  
  50 Cent
- D.
  
  Elijah Wood
- E.
  
  Benicio Del Toro
- F.
  
  Anthony Hopkins
16.

Where do you want to live someday?
- A.
  
  Jacksonville, FL
- B.
  
  Baltimore, MD
- C.
  
  Seattle, WA
- D.
  
  Denver, CO
- E.
  
  Tampa, FL
- F.
  
  San Fransisco, CA
- G.
  
  New Orleans, LA
17.

Out of these, what is your favorite movie?
- A.
  
  The Wolfman
- B.
  
  Daredevil
- C.
  
  The Lord of the Rings
- D.
  
  Friday the 13th
- E.
  
  Die Hard
- F.
  
  King Kong
- G.
  
  Jurassic Park: The Lost World
18.

What song best describes you?
- A.
  
  "3:AM" by Eminem
- B.
  
  "Thriller" by Michael Jackson
- C.
  
  "This Moment" by Disturbed
- D.
  
  "With Arms Wide Open" by Creed
- E.
  
  "I Stand Alone" by Godsmack
- F.
  
  "Look at Me Now" by Chris Brown ft Busta Rhymes
- G.
  
  "You Don't Know" by 50 Cent ft Eminem, Cashis & Lloyd Banks