What NFL Linebacker Are You?

Fake like your injured, but dominate in your next game

Yell and scream at him until you lose your voice

Get up like it was nothing, and never blitz on the left side again

Get up like it was nothing, knock his lights out next play, and then laugh at him

Try blitzing from the other side next play

Beat the living crap outta him

Get up and put him on his butt next play, but then help him up like the class act you are

Really young

Young

Medium aged

Old

Very old

Ridiculously old

Very very old

Blitz through the center for the sack!

Read his actions and use your instincts. In the time of action, you'll be there to strike.

Run through the center and hit the halfback so hard it'll kill his whole family!

Blitz from the edge and slam him!

Run through the center and nail the halfback to the ground, then trash talk Cassel

Try to go to the edge and pick of a screen pass

Go into coverage and try to intercept the ball.

Kind of a mix between a big hit and a safe tackle.

Nothing flashy, just bring the ball carrier down.

Hit the crap out of him

JACK HIM UP!!!!!!!

Nothing to big, nothing to calculated. Tackling's not really your strength.

Jackhammer him, though you are usually playing in coverage

Use all of the fantastic speed in your body and leap at him

5'10

6'0

6'2

6'3

6'1

6'0, but I look bigger

6'2, but I look bigger

235

235, but I look bigger

248

240

245

250

230

Do a surprisingly intimidating dance while being cheered my millions of fans

Get pumped up by my leader

GO CRAZY!!!!

Yell a lot

Nothing. You don't need luck.

Who knows? People pay more attention to our running back than me.

Walk out onto the field mysteriously like Jason Voorhees

No, people tend to really like me

Absolutley, I do tons of good stuff and I STILL have haters

No, I'm just a jerk

People think I have a funny accent

People think I'm a horrible coach, but I do alright

Absolutley, whether it's Demarcus Ware or Joey Porter people are always saying other OLB's are better than me

I wouldn't know, I'm crazy

I'm more clutch than our quarterback

I can rise pretty high in situations, but hey, there's no "I" in "team"

Nope, because our team's not good enough to get us within closing seconds of victory

I'd say our whole team is clutch, but me especially

I do what I can to win close games, but we usually pull out

I choke more than a pelican that's swallowed a tuba

I'd say I'm so so

Best leader in the NFL

Yeah, I'm a huge leader, but I don't do crazy game rituals or anything

I'm a leader, but not very vocal

No, our middle linebacker is our leader

Yes, but not a HUGE leader

Not at all. I respect my OWN authority!

No. As usual, our leader is our quarterback.

I'm meaner than Ghengis Khan

I'm a saint of the field, a demon on it

I'm humble, kind soul

I'm pretty nice, but I'm just so CRAZY!!!!!

I give tons of money to my old home, which recently suffered an earthquake

I'm not mean, not nice. Somewhere in the middle.

I'm pretty nice. I do a lot of support for my old college.

52

55

44

98

92

50

56

Red, black and white

Blue and orange

Creamsicle orange, white and red

Gold and white

Blue. lime green and white

Orange and navy

Purple and black

Rockin da afro!

I wear a beanie hat under my helmet

Bald

Bald with a beard

Buzzcut

Serial killer hair

Buzzcutt and beard

Adam Sandler

Kane Hodder (The guy who plays Jason Voorhees)

50 Cent

Elijah Wood

Benicio Del Toro

Anthony Hopkins

Jacksonville, FL

Baltimore, MD

Seattle, WA

Denver, CO

Tampa, FL

San Fransisco, CA

New Orleans, LA

The Wolfman

Daredevil

The Lord of the Rings

Friday the 13th

Die Hard

King Kong

Jurassic Park: The Lost World

"3:AM" by Eminem

"Thriller" by Michael Jackson

"This Moment" by Disturbed

"With Arms Wide Open" by Creed

"I Stand Alone" by Godsmack

"Look at Me Now" by Chris Brown ft Busta Rhymes

"You Don't Know" by 50 Cent ft Eminem, Cashis & Lloyd Banks