What Kind Of Valentine Are You?

10 Questions
What Kind Of Valentine Are You?

Take our quiz to discover exactly What Kind of Valentine You Are and how you should celebrate Valentine's Day.

Sample Question

What kind of movie do you like to watch?

Anything with blood, guts, and gore

Something that will make me laugh and maybe cry at the end

Ones with happy romantic ending

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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    What kind of movie do you like to watch?
    • A. 

      Anything with blood, guts, and gore

    • B. 

      Something that will make me laugh and maybe cry at the end

    • C. 

      Ones with happy romantic endings

  • 2. 
    Which of the following songs appeals to you most?
    • A. 

      "At Last (My Love Has Come Along)"

    • B. 

      "Love Stinks"

    • C. 

      "Why Can't We Be Friends?"

  • 3. 
    What are you going to eat on Valentine's Day?
    • A. 

      Surf and Turf, in that order

    • B. 

      Fancy French Food

    • C. 

      Garlic, Stinky Cheeses, and Raw Onions

  • 4. 
    Do you have a significant other?
    • A. 

      I love my boo!

    • B. 

      It's complicated.

    • C. 

      Screw that, being single rocks!

  • 5. 
    What kind of Valentine cards did you give out in elementary school?
    • A. 

      Whatever cartoon was popular at the time

    • B. 

      I didn't give out Valentine cards

    • C. 

      Hearts, flowers, kisses, and the occasional unicorn

  • 6. 
    What do red roses mean to you?
    • A. 

      Romantic love and passion

    • B. 

      A sweet gesture of love

    • C. 

      Thorns and a waste of money

  • 7. 
    What's the most romantic gift you've ever received?
    • A. 

      Six-pack of tacos

    • B. 

      Roses and a box of chocolates

    • C. 

      Every gift my sweetie gives me is more romantic than the last!

  • 8. 
    What's your romantic philosophy?
    • A. 

      "You make me want to be a better man."

    • B. 

      "We'll always have Paris."

    • C. 

      "Love is like a horse-drawn carriage ride. It seems romantic at first, but eventually you realize you're cold, and you're staring at an ass that craps right in front of you."

  • 9. 
    Who is Hollywood's ultimate leading man?
    • A. 

      Carey Grant

    • B. 

      Chris Farley

    • C. 

      Tom Cruise

  • 10. 
    Which of the following sounds like the best Valentine's Day ever to you?
    • A. 

      Sitting on the couch, eating popcorn, and watching "Curb Your Enthusiasm"

    • B. 

      Dancing with my friends to a hip band

    • C. 

      Dining out and getting a hotel room for the night