What Kind Of Valentine Are You?
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Take our quiz to discover exactly What Kind of Valentine You Are and how you should celebrate Valentine's Day.
- 1.What kind of movie do you like to watch?
- A.
Anything with blood, guts, and gore
- B.
Something that will make me laugh and maybe cry at the end
- C.
Ones with happy romantic endings
- 2.Which of the following songs appeals to you most?
- A.
"At Last (My Love Has Come Along)"
- B.
"Love Stinks"
- C.
"Why Can't We Be Friends?"
- 3.What are you going to eat on Valentine's Day?
- A.
Surf and Turf, in that order
- B.
Fancy French Food
- C.
Garlic, Stinky Cheeses, and Raw Onions
- 4.Do you have a significant other?
- A.
I love my boo!
- B.
It's complicated.
- C.
Screw that, being single rocks!
- 5.What kind of Valentine cards did you give out in elementary school?
- A.
Whatever cartoon was popular at the time
- B.
I didn't give out Valentine cards
- C.
Hearts, flowers, kisses, and the occasional unicorn
- 6.What do red roses mean to you?
- A.
Romantic love and passion
- B.
A sweet gesture of love
- C.
Thorns and a waste of money
- 7.What's the most romantic gift you've ever received?
- A.
Six-pack of tacos
- B.
Roses and a box of chocolates
- C.
Every gift my sweetie gives me is more romantic than the last!
- 8.What's your romantic philosophy?
- A.
"You make me want to be a better man."
- B.
"We'll always have Paris."
- C.
"Love is like a horse-drawn carriage ride. It seems romantic at first, but eventually you realize you're cold, and you're staring at an ass that craps right in front of you."
- 9.Who is Hollywood's ultimate leading man?
- A.
Carey Grant
- B.
Chris Farley
- C.
Tom Cruise
- 10.Which of the following sounds like the best Valentine's Day ever to you?
- A.
Sitting on the couch, eating popcorn, and watching "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
- B.
Dancing with my friends to a hip band
- C.
Dining out and getting a hotel room for the night
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