What kind of SSBM character is good for you?

1. You're last stock in a tense match. The crowd is roaring. Your opponent is charging at you. What's your instinct?

Wait near the ledge and punish their overcommitment.

Go head-to-head—it's do or die, and I’m not backing off.

Back off a little and look for a safe way to support a comeback.

Spam annoying options to throw them off rhythm—tilt city!

Play slow, bait a reaction, and trap them in my setup.

2. A teammate is getting comboed hard in doubles. What's your response?

Cover the ledge to catch their opponent slipping.

Dash in and break it up with a raw hit—gotta fight back!

Jump in, take a hit if I must—protect the homie!

Throw a projectile or taunt—shake their focus.

Lure the attacker into a sandwich trap with me and my partner.

3. You're in friendlies and losing badly. What do you do next round?

Focus on edge tactics—one stock at a time, I’ll catch their habits.

Fight harder—I’ll outplay them in the grind.

Support their style with complementary moves—I learn by adapting.

Pick a weird character just to mess with them.

Rewatch their patterns and build a plan—I’ll crack this puzzle.

4. Your opponent just SD'd. What's your next move?

Take stage control and get ready to intercept their recovery.

Rush them while they’re tilted—push my advantage!

Give them space but keep the pressure manageable.

Spam taunt or crouch—get in their head.

Use the time to set up stage traps or conditioning.

5. Some guy comes up to you and steals your wallet. What do you do?

Run right up to the thief and beat the crap out of him. He doesn't deserve to touch your stuff.

Scream, "There’s a thief!" When he gets caught, you’ll have bragging rights.

Grab anything nearby—bottles, rocks—and throw them until he drops your wallet. Mission accomplished.

Accept that he stole your wallet. You’ll deal with him tomorrow.

Freeze in fear. What are you even supposed to do?

6. You're trapped in a room, and some guy walks in and says he locked you and your girlfriend in. What do you do?

Make a break for it—run out of there!

Escape the lock and calm your girlfriend down.

Insult him with every word you know and act wild until he gives in.

Punch him, break the lock, and play the hero.

Wait for him to leave, then MacGyver your way out.

7. After three days without food, your favorite meal is placed in front of you. What do you do?

Just eat the whole thing. I’m starving!

Make sure everyone else eats first, then take a bite.

Dive in and make happy pig noises. I love food!

Eat some now and save the rest. Gotta ration it.

Grab it all and growl at anyone who comes within fifteen feet.

8. What kind of chip are you?

Salt & Vinegar: Often avoided, but secretly amazing.

Sour Cream & Onion (single-serve): Everyone wants me, but not everyone can have me.

Original: I go with everything.

Barbecue: Satisfying and hearty.

Spicy Thai: Addicting and intense—yes, I’m that kind of chaos.

9. A man drops a $50 bill in front of you. What do you do?

Pick it up and shout, “HEY MISTER!” Then run off yelling “NYEH NYEH!”

Finders keepers, losers weepers! AWWWWW YEAHHHHH!

Pocket it like it never happened. That bill never existed.

Return it and demand a reward. He owes me for spotting it.

Pick it up and return it. Doing the right thing matters.

10. You're forced to listen to music you hate. What's playing?

Dubstep (Skrillex, Deadmau5)... ugh.

I like whatever others like. I hate being judged.

Classical?! AHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOO!

I’ll tolerate the bad stuff so the good music feels better later.

Music? Not anymore. I just broke the radio.

What Kind Of SSBM Character Is Good For You?