Run right up to the thief and proceed to beat his guts out through his head. That bastard doesn't deserve to touch your stuff.
Scream out, "There is a thief!" When he gets caught, you can have bragging rights.
Pick up all nearby things, such as bottles and rocks. Throw them at thief until he drops your wallet. Mission accomplished.
Accept that he stole your wallet. Besides, you can shoot him tomorrow.
Stay paralyzed in fear. What are you to do?
Make a break for it, and RUN OUT OF THE PLACE!
Get out of the lock, and calm your girlfriend down.
Call the loser every derogatory word you know, and act like an animal until he gives in.
Punch that loser, and break the lock. Act all hero when you get your girlfriend.
Wait for the guy to leave, and MacGyver your way out.
Take it all in my hands and growl at everyone who comes within fifteen feet of your food
Just eat the whole thing. I'm STARVING!
Make sure that everyone around me is nourished before I eat a bite.
Dig into it and make happy pig noises to go with it. Oh, how I love food!
Eat some of it now, and some of it later. My food needs to last.
Salt and Vinegar, because they are common, and often avoided because the people don't know how awesome they are.
Sour Cream and Onion, but in a single serve bag: Everyone wants it, but they can't have it.
Original: To be served with any food.
Barbecue: They are satisfying and will keep me full for a while.
Spicy Thai: Addicting and Very Spicy. Yes, I am a bastard that way.
I would pick it up and say, "HEY MISTER!" until he finally figures out he dropped the cash. Then I'd run away saying "NYEH NYEH!"
FINDERS KEEPERS, LOSERS WEEPERS! AWWWWW YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!
Take it, but make it look like he never dropped it. The bill never existed (woohoo).
I would tell the guy he dropped it and insist on a reward for giving it back. He deserves the money he dropped, but without my help it's $50 lost. I WANT A DIVIDEND!
Pick it up and give it back. I would never do anything bad to anyone.
I'm stuck listening to dubstep (Skrillex, Deadmau5). crap.
I like all music, because I like what other people like. I hate being judged.
CLASSICAL??!?!?!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHH NAOOOOOOOOOO!
I listen to the music I hate just so I can listen to awesome music now.
Music? The radio's broken now. Never do that again to me.