His heightened sense of hearing
His dashing tail
His hatred of mirrors
His hairy chest
To a blood drive
To an underground combat training facility
To a mausoleum
On a road trip to the Hell Mouth
Practice being aloof
Hang out in cemeteries
Sharpen his wooden stakes and clean his guns
Mark his territory
Type O positive
A silver cross and a bottle of holy water
A guardian angel
Flowers and a chew toy
"They're such a cute, pale couple!"
"He flirts with all the girls"
"I never see him at the Full Moon Harvest Festival"
"He has that wet dog smell"
To a castle in Eastern Europe
To a beheading
To a strip club
To the Westminster Dog Show
He said he didn't want to kiss me because he might lose control
What sharp teeth he had!
His lips were cold and blue
Smelled like road kill
Going to high school even though he's over one hundred years old
Watching horror films
Martial arts and weapons training
Tracking large game
He'd ask you to join him in immortality
He'd write "Will you marry me?" in blood on a tombstone
He'd wait until the eve of the apocalypse
He's not the marrying kind