Which Pwatt Hero Are You?

1. What time do you wake up in the morning?

Well, I would wake up early if I didn't keep snoozing my alarm.

7:00am for morning classes, 8:00am for afternoon ones and 9:00am on weekends!

I don't wake up. I sleepwalk.

Meh... I don't know. 8:00am?

6:30am. I can't afford to sabotage my successful post-grad career.

2. How do you feel about Pwatt Institute?

Excellent! This is my dream school. I fit right in!

I don't know man... I wish I'd gone to RISD.

I HATE it...and LOVE it. It's like Battle Royal. Gets my adrenaline rushing!!! Go on Pwatt. Crush me. I DARE you.

Sometimes comfy, sometimes not. I enjoy it overall!

It was a great experience. It got me a solid space in the workforce.

3. Every night before going to bed you...

Review your course notes so the information will stay fresh in your brain.

Take a nap. Pre-sleep.

Watch some Youtube poops.

Are you kidding? I haven't slept in days, let alone used a bed.

Season your vegetables.

4. You're stuck in a class you don't like this semester and your academic advisor won't help. How do you handle the situation?

FLIP A TABLE. What is this? The government?

If nothing is working out, I might just have to grit my teeth.

Between me and you, I don't care about most of my classes anyway.

Eh...I'll worry about it later...

I no longer have an academic advisor.

5. Somebody in the library took the last available spot with a charging outlet. They are not using a computer. What do you tell them?

"Dude move."

"Hi! Would you mind moving down a desk? I really need the charger!"

"Oh dear. I cannot work under these conditions. Looks like I'm going to have to take another nap."

Silently retreat to the lounge.

I don't use the Pratt library anymore.

6. You can barely keep your head up in class this morning because...

I'm getting roasted during a critique. I cannot let them see my emotions.

I am furiously taking notes.

I accidentally stepped into the wrong class and am now walking away in shame.

I'm trying to order a pizza.

Class?

7. Where do you spend your lunch break?

The library or studios.

Bed.

In a dark corner of the Pi shop plotting my next move.

Someone else's dorm.

Usually with my coworkers.

8. Pick what sounds most like your typical weekend:

I generally cram a lot of work in so I have time to go to my job, the gym and then hang out with friends.

Watch Netflix, hang around in pajamas, sleep. I'll work later.

Call my family. I'm kind of homesick.

Typical? I am actual chaos. My life is on the edge of Mount Everest. I am tearing up Manhattan. Literally.

Think about maybe pursuing a Ph.D

9. How do you feel about your workload?

Let's talk about something else.

I don't finish most of my projects.

It's a lot but I'm doing all I can.

BRING IT ON.

Just trying to pay off my debt.

10. Choose your breakfast:

Cawfee.

Toast with jam and a hot chocolate.

Pop-tarts and milk.

Pizza.

They usually have donuts at the office.

11. You have a quiz tomorrow. What do you do the night before?

Give my notes a read. I've been paying attention in class and know my stuff.

Well that's another night of lost sleep!

Aw man... I'll study in the morning.

I won't retain anything if I study. That class is really uninteresting.

Quiz?

12. On average, how many hours do you sleep per night?

8 full hours.

Like, 10?

-3

I'd say between 5 and 12

7, or 4 if we have a rush order.

13. Your professor disrespected you in in front of the whole class. You make sure to:

Walk out.

We've all been there. I won't let it get to me!

Go on. Roast me. I have no soul.

Actually say something back.

I am the professor.

14. You and your friend were supposed to organize a campus event, but now they have too much work to do it. You're still committed to the project. What next?

Get several other people in on it. I can't do this alone. Not with my workload!

Caress the cawfee machine. Together we shall do great things.....

Do it myself. I'm not too concerned about the workload.

Pet a dog.

I'm always working on projects. But, usually with a team.

15. How would you describe your school pride?

100 percent!

VERY AGGRESSIVE.

I just...nah

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Looks great on my CV.