What Kind Of Disorder Do You Have? Quiz

1. You went to the market to buy your favorite game, and somebody stole your purse. What will you do?

Come back home and tell my parents about it.

Steal that game from the store.

Kill that thief!!!

Go home and hurt myself for being so dumb.

2. You see an old lady struggling with bags at the supermarket. What will you do?

Help her because that's what normal people do.

Stare at the man behind her because she's plotting against you.

Laugh, but then feel remorse and help her.

"You know, this supermarket is big"

Shoot her and put her out of her misery.

3. You trip and fall. You

Get up

Laugh and get up, and then blame the person behind you angrily

"I found a penny!"

"Why didn't the floor just kill me?"

4. You are dating your friend's ex. Your friend privately tells you to break up with him/her or they won't be your friend anymore. How will you respond?

Tell your friend to leave angrily and then feel remorse and call him/her back to apologize.

Listen to what your "heart" tells you.

Kill your friend!

Ignore your friend and watch your boyfriend/girlfriend dancing in the background.

Break up with him/her to save your friendship

5. A hobo asks you for $10 so he can buy some lottery tickets and a pack of cigarettes. What will you do?

Stab him

Tell him "no" angrily and then give him $5 and tell him to have a nice day nicely

You keep staring at his shoes instead of listening to him.

Give him the money

Refuse because the hobo is plotting to burn you with those lit cigarettes

6. You get into a car crash that you know wasn't your fault. The other driver gets Jim Sokolove to try and sue you. What will you do?

Knew he was plotting against you from the beginning

Get a good lawyer and see him in court

Shoot him and escape to Venezuela

Note that he is a loser for wearing a sweater vest

Threaten him then calmly tell him that you will see him in court

7. Your mom tells you to clean your room. You...

Clean it

Play that Game Boy you found under your bed.

Yell at her and then calmly say you will do it

Put a little poison in her drink.

Listen to your mom before she gets dad because you saw what he did to your brother when he didn't clean his room

8. Your parents send you to military school. How would you feel about it?

It will be okay

They were planning this all along

Maybe I should find my toothbrush

Kill them in their sleep because you knew they never loved you

Feel confident but realize that you're scared

9. You forgot your science book at home and know your teacher will give you a detention for it. What will you do?

Plot to hang yourself in the bathroom

Freak out then calm down

Realize that you took science this year

Take the detention

My parents must have taken it out of my bag while I walked to school...I knew it!

10. Did you enjoy this quiz?

Not really

Yeah, it was cool

I hated it!

What quiz?

I want to kill myself for playing it.