What Kind Of Desperate Housewife Are You?

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Desperate Housewives Quizzes & Trivia

Do you sometime wonder if you will master the art of domestic goddess? Do you ever wonder which character from the fantastic American TV series, 'Desperate Housewives', you would be? Well, wonder no more! Continue through the following questions selecting the best suiting answer from those listed and you will discover whether you are the seemingly perfect yet hardwired Bree Van De Kamp, the diasastrous Susan Mayer, the tough-loving Lynette Scavo, or the stubborn Gabrielle Solis! Ok there are others but who doesn't want to be a leading character in their own mini drama?

You May Get

Bree Van De Kamp

You are dynamite at domestic life! Friends know you as someone bound to arrive on time and with a handbag full of everything one could need for the task at hand. Feminity is key to your personality. You tend to wear more preppy styles than your friends.  Just remember that sometimes in order to enjoy ourselves we need to take an occasional spontaneous adventure!  You might be wondering how planning a holiday could ever be spontaneous, but it's as easy as going to a last minute holiday planner, try LastMinute.com and jump on the first result that suits the budget! Try to remember to inject a bit more fun into that wardrobe as well, after all the outside reflects the inside! Look at Glamour magazine for more fashionable funky dress tips!

Susan Mayer

Ok, so you are probably the last person to show up on time to an event, and yes...you occasionally embarass yourself by getting caught in a lie, but hey nobody is perfect! Friends know you don't seem to find the time to do much domestic work, and so they often lend a hand. The most attractive thing about you is your clumsiness and constant naiivety. This is reflected in your wardrobe, one day you can be casually dressed and the next minute you are over dressed, just remember that fashion doesn't have to take so much thought! If you think you might need more time getting it right then why not forget the hdomestic stuff and focus on you. Try getting an extra hand around the house or a ready programmed hands free vacuum?

Lynette Scavo

Yep, you believe that the world might be unfair but that doesn't mean you can't get what you want with some hard work.You are most likely the person at a kids party giving some spoiled brat a piece of your mind! Friends know you enjoy working hard to play hard and to many of them you seem to handle high stress activities very well.  Occasionally you let your wardrobe reflect just how hard you work...but wrinkled shirts and stained trousers are nobody's dream outfit, so try to invest in more resilient items.  Try getting an extra hand around the house or a ready programmed hands free vacuum. Remember to take a break every once in a while!

Gabrielle Solis

You are sexy, stubborn and lavish when it comes to dressing. You prefer couture over off the rack.You like to know that others will take care of you, and are willing to indulge in celebrity pastimes. What a man doesn't know won't hurt him! After all women have been keeping secrets from their men for years!Remember to give your feet a break from all those heel heels and wear fashionable flats more often? Style doesn't have to cost an arm and a leg, why not search for clothing online using price as a determinant in what results you find? You could find Designer brands at more reasonable prices! Try websites such as; ASOS, Ebay and TKMaxx.
Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    How do you like your coffee prepared:
    1. By the housekeeper, who makes me cappuccinos every morning
    • I prefer herbal tea, but I make coffee every morning for the neighbors
    • Black -- when the kids wake up at 6am, I need it strong and I need it fast
    • With milk and sugar
  • A. 

    As long as it's strong!

  • B. 

    It's perfect when there's a yummy chocolate biscuit on the side!

  • C. 

    Probably a low fat latte!

  • D. 

    Whatever is easiest, as long as it isn't in a styrofoam cup! They just dont taste the same as homemade coffees!

  • 2. 
    What shoes do you tend to wear?
    • A. 

      Whatever is practical for the day!

    • B. 

      Something cute, I don't want to stick out!!

    • C. 

      I tend to spend more time on my feet than I can usually predict, so comfortable and suitable flats.

    • D. 

      My newest purchase hopefully!

  • 3. 
    You receive a last-minute invitation to a cocktail party. You wear:
    • That flirty cocktail dress I got on sale last week
    • The sexy hand-beaded dress I had custom made in Paris last year
    My perfect little black dress that I save for occasions like this
    • A. 

      Something from the ironed/clean section of your wardrobe. It must be a tried and trusted item!

    • B. 

      Something that will give me an edge over the other guests, perhaps designer....

    • C. 

      Something that will make me look girly, sweet an d flirty

    • D. 

      I would never receive a 'last minute' invite, but most likely a black dress that I have on the side for such occasions.

  • 4. 
    Occasionally you do join the girls for a girls night out, of the group you are most likely to...
    • A. 

      Be the one to disaprove of the destination, but plan ahead by filling your handbag with emergency items.

    • B. 

      Be the one who hasn't had a night out in the longest time! You slightly overdress and spend the entire night exchanging glances with a hottie

    • C. 

      Be the one who has 'The' perfect dress and shoes! You pre-prepare with hair, makeup and mani/pedi.

    • D. 

      Be the one to show up with the most energy! You needed a night out! You hope to dance and wear that outfit you felt so guilty for buying.

  • 5. 
    If you had/have children what would you do for their school education?
    • A. 

      Education is important, as long as they learn to not be disruptive and come home to tired to make a mess!

    • B. 

      Private schools seem like the way forward, education is the most important gift you can give to children.

    • C. 

      The time that kids are in school is the time where they should be having the most fun, forming friendships, and enjoying productive playtime!

    • D. 

      Kids are generally trouble! But a school should be a place where they meet friends and I can meet other parents to set up playdates with.

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