Tell him/her that you are a mixture of labels.
Give your friend a label.
Argue the validity of the question, and question your friend about "labels" themselves.
Advise the President to strengthen diplomatic ties, and attempt to compromise with the enemy.
Pile up all the nuclear weapons and tell the president, "It's time for extinction!"
Send 500,000 troops out to the base in order to protect the citizens.
Buy him a # 2, with cookies of course, at McDonalds.
Tell him, "I know what you want!" Go inside the store, and bring back a case of beer for the man.
Tell him to get a job like the rest of us!
Over a period of time or right away.
Whenever you want to, if you even want to.