What Kind Of Bathroom User Are You?

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Bathroom Quizzes & Trivia

Are you a messy disorganized person or are you a clean freak that like things in a certain order and standard, especially in the bathroom? Take this short quiz to figure out what type of bathroom user you are.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    When using the bathroom, do you lock the door?
    • A. 

      Yes, of course!

    • B. 

      No, why? Do YOU?

    • C. 

      Primário

    • D. 

      Secundário

    • E. 

      Curso técnico

    • F. 

      Universidade / Faculdade

    • G. 

      Outros

  • 2. 
    If you pee on the seat (whoops!) what do you do?
    • A. 

      Nothing, it'll evaporate eventually.

    • B. 

      Wipe it off with toilet paper.

    • C. 

      Disinfect with Lysol or some other antimicrobial cleaning solution.

    • D. 

      Soak it up with the bottom of your shirt.

  • 3. 
    If someone knocks on the door while you are using the toilet, what do you do?
    • A. 

      Nothing. FREEZE UP. "Oh, my God, if I say something, they'll know it's ME!"

    • B. 

      Casually say "Just a sec, be right out."

    • C. 

      Angrily snarl "WAIT YOUR TURN!"

    • D. 

      Try not to fart.

  • 4. 
    What do you use the electric air vent for?
    • A. 

      Dissipating excessive flatulence.

    • B. 

      Masking the noise of excessive flatulence.

    • C. 

      Masking the noise of urination.

    • D. 

      The sound relaxes me.

  • 5. 
    Which way does the toilet paper hang?
    • A. 

      Over the roll, as God intended.

    • B. 

      Under the roll, because my parents weren't very good at their job and I have chosen not to independently develop my own sense of right and wrong despite, or perhaps because of, their monumental failure.

  • 6. 
    You're just moved your bowels (great job!), but there's not enough toilet paper. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Call someone else in the house to bring me some napkins.

    • B. 

      Call someone else in the house to bring me a dishrag.

    • C. 

      Call someone else in the house to bring me yesterday's newspaper.

    • D. 

      Using your left hand you do what they did in the olden days. Why do you think most people are right-handed, anyway?

    • E. 

      1

    • F. 

      2

    • G. 

      3

    • H. 

      4+

  • 7. 
    When you are done in the bathroom, you notice that you've left a bit of an odor. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Crack a window, man.

    • B. 

      Wave your arms around frantically while breathing through your mouth (OH MY GOD I CAN TASTE IT!)

    • C. 

      Casually exit the room, whistling and smiling, as if all you did was wash your hands for the sake of hygiene.