Yes. All the time. Love love love!
Sometimes, maybe once or twice a week.
Maybe a couple of times in my whole life...
Never! Love is not a verb!
This question is stupid!
I'm not sure what this question means? Love or sex?
Poetry reading for sure!
American Idol without a doubt!
I'll go to the poetry reading and record American Idol so I can watch it later...
I'll have plenty of time for poetry when I'm retired!
I don't understand poetry, but I'll go anyway just to make my significant other happy.
Neither! I prefer Shakespeare!
Poetry isn't my cup of tea!
Are there other poets to choose from?
Yes! I am a poet!
No! I've better things to write!
Nope. Don't really see a need.
Sure, to my significant other.
I want to, but I'm afraid I get laughed out of the house.
No! Writing is for fools!
I don't know...
Don't be silly! That line is from Les Miserables.
What a stupid question!
Who's William Shakespeare?