Ignore it and hope it stops happening.
Celebrate, they finally took me up on my offer!
Give them a strongly worded lecture!
I would do anything to keep my job!
Blast their shameful actions all over the internet!
I pretend like I don't notice, it's none of my business.
Get out that gun!
Try to get the bully to understand his wrong ways.
Bullies? There are no bullies, only misunderstood regular folks.
Break it up and give the bully something better to do with their time.
What's a spouse?
Sigh in relief, now you can continue cheating too!
Go into a state of shock and denial.
To each his own.
Cry and overeat!
Not my spouse! How dare you even wonder that!!
An attractive person!
A smart friend!
A Swiss army knife.
The ability to go on the internet.
Nothing, the island is enough.
Until it is no longer safe, only stupid people risk it all.
To the edge of death, I have to win!
Until it's no longer a challenge.
Until everyone stops rooting for me, if they all are not having a good time why keep going?
Truth please, dares are immature.
Infinity and beyond!
Until I have mastered the task, nothing is worth ding if you don't do it right.
No! Guns kill people!
Allowed!? The very word freedom hinges on this question!
Hell yes, three or four guns preferably!
Yes, but I wouldn't. I have had my fill of guns.
Wanna see my gun?
Where would I even put a gun?
If you have a gun it should be a rifle for game hunting.
Two. A boy and a girl, the perfect family.
What are kids?
As many as I can cram in our home, I'll even take yours.
No more than I can feed.
Five or six will do.
Not as many as my parents!
I wouldn't bring a child into this world!
A fast car, for a quick get-away!
A V.W. bus.
I'll hitch, nothing will stop me from where I need to go!
The latest and greatest, baby!
One that's made in my country!
One that's paid for!
Sense of adventure.
Coordinate streamers and banners, everything must be perfect.
Use last years decorations. You can still eek one more year out of everything.
Buy, buy, buy!
I don't have time for celebrations!
Plan for weeks, we really love this person!
Can anyone say eco-friendly?
Tape scrap paper to the wall that has "Way To Go" scribbled across.