What Do Your Farts Smell Like

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What Do Your Farts Smell Like - Quiz

Take this quiz to see how much your farts stink! Some stink worse than others!


You May Get

Worst farts EVER

Man, what do you eat? You can out stink all of your friends. You can make people pass out with that stank booty! You might want to get that checked out, your farts most likely smell like strong rotten eggs. Or rotten meet. Or even both! Your silent farts are guaranteed to make someone drowsy. I can’t even explain how bad your silent farts smell. 

Above average on the stinkometor

Wewh! Those are some pretty rancid farts. But not the stinkiest. Your farts stink worse than most people. Your farts smell like either eggs or beef or both. You might be the stinkiest out of your group. They’re not enough to out-stink a skunk but they’re enough to make a dog stop sniffing you. You can easily clear a room. 

Average

The most common fart smell. Yours just smell like a normal fart. Nothing special, but they still stink and can annoy someone 

No Stink Whatsoever

I don’t know how you do it, but you don’t really have a fart smell. They just leave your butt unscented. Everyone could hear it, but never smell it. 
Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    How would you describe your farts?
    • A. 

      Yes. They stink AND spread.

    • B. 

      They stink but don’t spread

    • C. 

      They don’t stink that bad but they spread

    • D. 

      They don’t stink or spread 

  • 2. 
    Does your butt stink
    • A. 

      YES literally so bad

    • B. 

      Yeah

    • C. 

      No

    • D. 

      NEVER

  • 3. 
    How do other people react to your farts?
    • A. 

      They cough and plug their nose running out of the room

    • B. 

      They leave the room and plug their nose

    • C. 

      They say “man you stink!”

    • D. 

      They say “man was that you”

    • E. 

      They just look at you 

  • 4. 
    What do you eat the most?
    • A. 

      Steak

    • B. 

      Broccoli 

    • C. 

      Eggs

    • D. 

      Chips

    • E. 

      Corn

  • 5. 
    How would you describe your farts
    • A. 

      Silent and short

    • B. 

      Long and silent

    • C. 

      Long and loud

    • D. 

      Short and loud

  • 6. 
    Favorite Fast Food
    • A. 

      McDonalds 

    • B. 

      Chick Fil A

    • C. 

      Popeyes 

    • D. 

      Subway

    • E. 

      Wendy’s

  • 7. 
    How do you react when someone’s fart hits your nose?
    • A. 

      Inhale deeply 

    • B. 

      Fart back

    • C. 

      Sniff it and do nothing 

    • D. 

      Hold your breath 

    • E. 

      Cover your nose

  • 8. 
    Do you take pride in your farts?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

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