Stalk her Facebook, find out what she likes, then add her and say you like those things too. What could possibly go wrong.
Just ask her out on the spot. If she rejects you, she rejects you.
Rohypnol. That is all.
Accept you're a desperate man that plays mmos all day and no nothing.
Do nothing. She'll ask YOU out.
Lie, pretend you help starving African kids.
Offer her cash in exchange for love. Most women would probably accept.
The same way if a white man stole the car. It's just a coincidence he was black.
Z0mg doaoes niggas
You don't give a rats arse about his colour, but you're going to get your car back, by force.
Call the police?
It wasn't my car anyway.
Sit on the floor and cry.
Good excuse to buy that monster truck you always wanted.
Beat the living crap out of him. Bloody frenchies.
Stab him in the back- the irony!
Throw snails at him.
Offer a baguette duel. Too the death of course.
Discuss with him great battles such as the battle of agincourt.
Gay marriage is illegal in my country.
Hah. It's rather unlikely I'd get married.
Make out with the bridesmaid during the reception.
Just like any wedding. It's my special day!
I don't do weddings, I crash em!
I'm already married.
Local street corner, get some drugs dawg.
Stalk women until they're alone, then pounce!
A strip club.
Let them decide, you haven't been outside in months.
These "friends" are probably hallucinations. Ignore them.
CLUBBING! BOTH IN GAME AND IRL
Chilling with my friends.
Too busy working for other hobbies.
I'm a pimp dawg.
Insulting the french.