What Creep Class Are You?
So you're thinking about what creep class to roll, but too mentally handicapped to pick one yourself? Don't worry! We're here to help! Just answer these simple questions and you'll find out which creep class is perfect for you.
- 1.So you meet a woman in real life. Being a desperate man that plays mmos all day, you want her. What do you do?
- A.
Stalk her Facebook, find out what she likes, then add her and say you like those things too. What could possibly go wrong.
- B.
Just ask her out on the spot. If she rejects you, she rejects you.
- C.
Rohypnol. That is all.
- D.
Accept you're a desperate man that plays mmos all day and no nothing.
- E.
Do nothing. She'll ask YOU out.
- F.
Lie, pretend you help starving African kids.
- G.
Offer her cash in exchange for love. Most women would probably accept.
- 2.A black man steals your car. How do you react?
- A.
The same way if a white man stole the car. It's just a coincidence he was black.
- B.
Z0mg doaoes niggas
- C.
You don't give a rats arse about his colour, but you're going to get your car back, by force.
- D.
Call the police?
- E.
It wasn't my car anyway.
- F.
Sit on the floor and cry.
- G.
Good excuse to buy that monster truck you always wanted.
- 3.You're on the street and you see a frenchman, what do you do?
- A.
Beat the living crap out of him. Bloody frenchies.
- B.
I'm french....
- C.
Stab him in the back- the irony!
- D.
Ignore him.
- E.
Throw snails at him.
- F.
Offer a baguette duel. Too the death of course.
- G.
Discuss with him great battles such as the battle of agincourt.
- 4.It's your wedding day, how does it go?
- A.
Gay marriage is illegal in my country.
- B.
Hah. It's rather unlikely I'd get married.
- C.
Make out with the bridesmaid during the reception.
- D.
Just like any wedding. It's my special day!
- E.
I don't do weddings, I crash em!
- F.
I'm already married.
- G.
Registration office.
- 5.PvP or PvE?
- A.
PvP
- B.
PvP
- C.
PvP
- D.
PvP
- E.
PvP
- F.
PvP
- G.
PvE
- 6.Your friends want to go somewhere out tonight, with you! This is odd because you thought you didn't ahve any friends. Where do you go?
- A.
PUB!
- B.
Local street corner, get some drugs dawg.
- C.
Stalk women until they're alone, then pounce!
- D.
A restaurant.
- E.
A strip club.
- F.
Let them decide, you haven't been outside in months.
- G.
These "friends" are probably hallucinations. Ignore them.
- 7.What hobbys do you have apart from mmos?
- A.
None.
- B.
CLUBBING! BOTH IN GAME AND IRL
- C.
Chilling with my friends.
- D.
Too busy working for other hobbies.
- E.
Women, heheh.
- F.
I'm a pimp dawg.
- G.
Insulting the french.
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