I would go over to him and ask him whats wrong, then i would help him.
I would give him a baloon to cheer him up, then take him to the sunshine bus.
I would walk past.
I would kick him then kiddnap him.
I would offer him an ice-cream, then sit with him and chat.
I would pretend to be a super hero and jump of a moving double-decker bus then take him to some random cave for him to live and grow up by hunting wild animals and hitting himself and others with a wooden club.
I would make him lick the floor then i would walk away laughing.
I would ask him whats wrong then miss-hear him and take him to the dentist to have all his teeth out by 'Dr Drill-Pain'.
I would give him a tissue to wipe his tears, then eat him.
I would take him to see The Rubber Duck Of Hope to make him stop crying, then ask my freind the Leprechaun run him over in a granny-mo-bill.
Deer(too fast to catch)
The Mighty Lion!!!(as small as an ant)
Wolf(eats every human it can see)
(Any Type) Bird.
Monkey(thinks its a whale)
Do I know you??
Spiffing day wot not charles?
I dare u to look directly at the sun
Pigging out on hot dogs
Asleep in bed
Slithering around the town/mall.
Laughing in histerics for no reason
On the computer
On the phone to me!
Watching the 'anoying orange' vids on Utube.
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