What Ancient Greek Philosophy Do You Gel With The Most?

What's your favorite subject in school?

• Mathematics!

• English!

• Science!

• Law and political theory!

• School is crud. What the heck am I REALLY supposed to get out of it?

What is our source of existence?

• The immutable soul, of course.

• Fire.

• Our elements harmonize with love. If it isn't as simple as that, then it's way too complicated to understand.

• In the grand scheme of things, we're hardly individuals anyway.

• Our biological functions keep us in existence.

You into the cause for preserving the environment at all?

• Very much so. Without preserving nature as a whole, we are nothing.

• Yeah, our lives should be simple enough so that we don't interfere with the environment.

• Eh, enough people bother with it, so maybe I ought to make a big deal of it too.

• Meh, not really. The fact that the environment is changing is a natural process.

• If the environment shifts, plants and animals will die. Think of the creatures!

What sorts of things do you eat and drink?

• Anything goes, really.

• I'm a staunch vegetarian.

• I refuse to eat meat or anything meat-related. Hell, sometimes I refuse to eat some kinds of plants too.

• My highest priority is to stay away from alcohol.

• I eat simply so that I may simply live.

How knowledgeable are you, in general?

Are you close with your peers and friends?

• Ha. Almost as though I were one with them!

• Yes, I see friendship as one of the best things a person could have.

• Kind of. With people, there are moments of love, and moments of strife. We have to take in both.

• I'm indifferent towards others, so long as they don't get in my way.

• Pfeh. People come and go. I work alone.

What pleases you?

• Just let me be healthy and at peace, and I'm good to go.

• Feeling superior. There's nothing like that feeling you get when you've won in an argument.

• When everything gels together and everything just seems to be in harmony.

• A little bit of everything, really. Just in moderation.

• Meh. I do my best to abstain from earthly pleasures.

What is the greatest thing one can possess?

• Influence.

• Justice.

• Indifference.

• Pleasure.

• Consistency.

What'd be a good kind of country to live in?

• One that emphasizes the welfare of the community.

• One that emphasizes the welfare of the individual.

How important is it that people take what you believe seriously?

Is there an afterlife?

• Yes, definitely. Otherwise, death is a boon.

• Doubtful at best. Things happen here, in this life, in this existence.

• Who cares if there is or not? You're alive right now. Worry about that first.

• Ridiculous. Our existence right now is like a whole entity all its own. How can there be more to it?

• Well, I think we reincarnate.

What's a mind-twisting subject that you love speculating on?

• Quantum entanglement!

• Set theory!

• Piecing together evolution!

• The welfare of humanity!

• Logical paradoxes!

Best pickup line?

• Perhaps we are of one substance, you and I.

• I think it's about time our forms started creating infinite regresses of each other.

• Baby, how'd you like to be one with me?

• YOU can step into my bedroom twice, and we'll let our flames collide.

• But...but...I'm abstinent...

Favorite kind of music?

• Give me the stuff that awakens the reclusive demon inside me.

• Eh, music's whatever you want it to be. I'm into some obscure stuff.

• It's all about the Beatles.

• I'm...really not into music. Too distracting.

• What kind of dumb choices are these? What on earth qualifies as music, anyway?