I stick with the street lights, in full view of everyone around me.
Whatever. It's just a short walk to my car.
Whatever, but if anyone gets in my way, their face is gonna meet the pavement.
I am never out past 10PM.
I go at it full-speed. No technique, just ferocity.
I refuse. I have nothing to prove.
They asked for it.
Fighting belongs NOWHERE EXCEPT THE DOJO!!!
I take him DOWN with EXCESSIVE force and EXTREME prejudice. Then I proceed to SMASH his face in.
I duck, and take a few steps back. He had too much of the punch to be a threat, and I don't really want to hurt anyone.
I swing away, and, pretty soon, a full-fledged brawl has broken out!
FIGHTING belongs in the DOJO!
I Jackie Chan slap the gun.
I use a perfect crescent/wheel kick to knock the gun away.
He asked for it. I know how to defend against a gun, and he's going to have a MASSIVE hospital bill.
I give him my wallet. If he's desperate enough to threaten my life, then he probably needs the money. Besides, I can report him to the police as soon as he leaves. If giving money fails, then I use my training to disarm him, dissemble the gun, then take the clip and walk away.
They soon acquire a taste for chipped teeth and blood spatters. I finish them off in a matter of minutes, and walk away, still in the grip of adrenalin.
I swing wildly, in hopes the I might hit something that hurts.
A execute a combination of head-height kicks followed by a twin jump front kick aimed to take out two at once.
I try to diffuse the situation verbally. If they won't go away, then I use CQC techniques and bare knuckle boxing to destroy them. However, I stop when they do, and do not use excessive force.
1 year or less.
None. I just fight for fun.
None, but I have faced lethal situations and come out on top.
.5x bodyweight or lower
2x bodyweight or higher
Groin kicks, gouges, fish-hooking, dirty boxing, etc.
Swing wildly. Boxing, I guess.
Overpowering takedowns, punches, knees, etc.
Precision and form. I can straight up in the air.
Jason Bourne: Elegant, yet very deadly
Jack Bauer: Down and dirty.
Jet Li: Lots of flashy high kicks.
Chuck Norris: Pretty much traditional karate.
Yes, and they all had to go to the hospital.
In the dojo.
Two of my friends ganged up on me when we wrestled.
Fighting belongs in the dojo.
Absolutely not. I will break their face if they so much as look at me wrong.
Absolutely, but if they attack, they have unleashed a world of hurt.
I fight whenever.
Wrestling, boxing, kickboxing.
Street fighting. The real thing. I got in trouble for it multiple times.
With friends. We pick up stuff from TV.
Some would call it 'the wrong crowd'.
My best friends. We can get in a little bit of trouble, but we never do anything malicious or provoke anyone.
The guys/girls from my dojo. They're the best.
Friends. Sometimes we get drunk at parties... Haven't got caught for anything illegal. Yet. ;-)
Average, I suppose?
Why bother with a punch? My side-kick is INSANE. Scored me a three pointer at the last tournament.
I can punch extremely fast, but only as a last resort.
I do parkour.
We get cardio in through forms.
I've been told I'd own at track.