Updated Street Fighter Quiz

1. It is the middle of the night, and you are downtown by yourself, walking to your car. What path do you take?

I stick with the street lights, in full view of everyone around me.

Whatever. It's just a short walk to my car.

Whatever, but if anyone gets in my way, their face is gonna meet the pavement.

I am never out past 10PM.

2. Your friends are trying to goad you into a mock fight. What do you do?

I go at it full-speed. No technique, just ferocity.

I refuse. I have nothing to prove.

They asked for it.

Fighting belongs NOWHERE EXCEPT THE DOJO!!!

3. You are at a dance. You are taking a break, it's late at night, and people are getting a little crazy. Perhaps someone spiked the punch. A heavy dude(not fat, insanely beastly) takes a haymaker swing at your temple right as you reach for a drink. What do you do?

I take him DOWN with EXCESSIVE force and EXTREME prejudice. Then I proceed to SMASH his face in.

I duck, and take a few steps back. He had too much of the punch to be a threat, and I don't really want to hurt anyone.

I swing away, and, pretty soon, a full-fledged brawl has broken out!

FIGHTING belongs in the DOJO!

4. A man points a gun at you and asks for money.

I Jackie Chan slap the gun.

I use a perfect crescent/wheel kick to knock the gun away.

He asked for it. I know how to defend against a gun, and he's going to have a MASSIVE hospital bill.

I give him my wallet. If he's desperate enough to threaten my life, then he probably needs the money. Besides, I can report him to the police as soon as he leaves. If giving money fails, then I use my training to disarm him, dissemble the gun, then take the clip and walk away.

5. You are confronted by three men. They are obviously not going to ask for money, they just want a fight. What do you do?

They soon acquire a taste for chipped teeth and blood spatters. I finish them off in a matter of minutes, and walk away, still in the grip of adrenalin.

I swing wildly, in hopes the I might hit something that hurts.

A execute a combination of head-height kicks followed by a twin jump front kick aimed to take out two at once.

I try to diffuse the situation verbally. If they won't go away, then I use CQC techniques and bare knuckle boxing to destroy them. However, I stop when they do, and do not use excessive force.

6. Martial arts experience?

4+ years.

1 year or less.

2-3 years.

3-4 years.

7. What martial arts have you have experience in(Multi-part)?

Taekwondo

None. I just fight for fun.

None, but I have faced lethal situations and come out on top.

Krav Maga

8. What martial arts have you have experience in(Multi-part)?

Ninjutsu

Karate

MMA

Tai Chi

9. What weight can you work with(hold your ground when shoved at you, deadlift, press, etc.)? Round DOWN. These are ROUGH figures.

2x bodyweight or higher

.5x bodyweight or lower

1x bodyweight

1.5x bodyweight

10. Your favorite set of techniques?

Groin kicks, gouges, fish-hooking, dirty boxing, etc.

Swing wildly. Boxing, I guess.

Overpowering takedowns, punches, knees, etc.

Precision and form. I can straight up in the air.

11. You fight most like:

Jason Bourne: Elegant, yet very deadly

Jack Bauer: Down and dirty.

Jet Li: Lots of flashy high kicks.

Chuck Norris: Pretty much traditional karate.

12. Have you ever taken on multiple opponents?

Yes, and they all had to go to the hospital.

Yes.

In the dojo.

Two of my friends ganged up on me when we wrestled.

13. Will you go out of your way to avoid fighting?

Fighting belongs in the dojo.

Absolutely not. I will break their face if they so much as look at me wrong.

Absolutely, but if they attack, they have unleashed a world of hurt.

I fight whenever.

14. Other experience?

Wrestling, boxing, kickboxing.

Street fighting. The real thing. I got in trouble for it multiple times.

None.

With friends. We pick up stuff from TV.

15. What type of people do you hang around with?

Some would call it 'the wrong crowd'.

My best friends. We can get in a little bit of trouble, but we never do anything malicious or provoke anyone.

The guys/girls from my dojo. They're the best.

Friends. Sometimes we get drunk at parties... Haven't got caught for anything illegal. Yet. ;-)

16. How fast can you jab?

Average, I suppose?

Freakishly fast.

Why bother with a punch? My side-kick is INSANE. Scored me a three pointer at the last tournament.

I can punch extremely fast, but only as a last resort.

17. Running skill?

I do parkour.

Not much?

We get cardio in through forms.

I've been told I'd own at track.